Lambada

Brewskis!

Sandy! Hey!

Hi, how are you?

I want you to meet Miranda.

- Muriel. - Hi.

Have you seen Dean around?

He's just running on Dean Standard Time.

Nice car.

Don't screw with the car.

Yes, sir.

I never forget a face. Got that?

Got it.

Get this!

Where have you been?

I was having a little heart-to-heart with the coach.

But I was thinking only of you.

You'd better have been.

You'll have to do something about that car, Laird.

- It drives. - It's driving the property values down.

Remember, we have an image to maintain at Stonewood High.

Don't worry, Collins, I've been buying my lottery tickets.

When I accepted the principalship of Stonewood High

I accepted the burden of maintaining standards here.

We are educators here, Freeman.

Miss Gallant and I have been seeing each other for eight months.

I see.

Well, either she goes, or you do.

Jesus! Gimme a break!

I guess Stonewood could use a new head of the Math department.

Goodbye, Mr. Freeman. You're fired.

Screw you, Singleton.

Complimentary angles,

they're like partners in a dance.

If you know one, the other one follows.

But without both, you have nothing.

Together, you have what?

- Egghead. - A right angle.

Right. The most useful angle in trigonometry.

Does everyone understand?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Good. Glad you're so excited about it.

Remembering that, you get the key equation,

the basis of all measurements, all navigation.

- Without the right angle... - Those buns!

...Columbus would've never discovered America

and the astronauts would have never landed on the moon.

Okay.

How about the difference between

an adjacent and a nonadjacent complimentary angle?

- Yes, Sandy. - Here she goes again.

I was wondering how you would feel about a teacher posing for a calendar?

I mean, if it was for a good cause.

Posing for calendars has no relevance to what we're doing in class today.

Please pay attention.

I am.

See you.

So, Miss Farnsworth, the English... Welcome, weary warrior.

Accent on the weary.

Don't let the little bastards get you down.

Thanks, Farnsworth.

It's not the little bastards you have to worry about.

Singleton has invited Freeman to depart these honored halls

for cause.

Kevin, can you make sure Rudy's doing his homework?

The race is on! Heading down the back stretch!

It's Rudy! It's Dad! They're over the whoopdedoos!

But wait, Rudy's got mud in his eye! He can't see. He's gonna crash. Look out!

Hey, guys, what's going on in there? Is Rudy doing his homework?

Okay, Mom!

All right.

Back to the books, Hot Rod!

- He settled down? - Yes. Have you?

You off?

Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

Just remember, you have a family to support.

How could I forget?

- Bye. - I'll see you later.

Yes, I know he's handsome.

No, you cannot talk to Dean. He is my date.

No, really, he's getting me some ice cream.

What kind?

Chocolate fudge.

Oh, my God! You have such control.

What about Dean? Is he fooling around again?

No, things are great. We're going to the springs this weekend.

Wait just a second.

He's talking to some ditz.

Doesn't he know my ice cream is melting?

- Who is it? - Well, I don't know her, so...

- Details. - What kind of details?

On a scale of 10.

Looks, four.

Breasts, nine.

Purse, bargain basement, definitely. I can't see her tush, so don't ask.

Wait just a second. She's giving him her phone number.

How can he do that?

I've got to go.

Okay. Here you go.

So, who's the girl?

What?

Oh, oh, oh.

Nobody.

Well, she's somebody.

I went to grade school with her.

Nobody is somebody you went to grade school with?

Yeah.

Now, this is dripping everywhere!

- Want me to get you another one? - I don't want another one!

How many times am I gonna put up with your fooling around?

- No. You know what it is? - Yeah!

- It's you! - It's you!

- It's you, Sandy. Would you shut up? - No! You shut up!

- Would you get back in the car, please? - Not if you had the last Ferrari on earth.

I'm not gonna go chasing...

Look at this!

Sandy!

Hi. There's this new wild dance club called No Man's Land. You wanna come?

Yeah.

Sandy!

Sandy, meet the Low Rider Brothers.

This is Jose Uno and Jose Dos!

Pleased to meet you!

- Hey, Uncle Big. - Hey, Babe.

Big.

So, when's the man arrive?

He ain't showed yet, Funk Queen.

Hey, Blade!

- Regular as the nightly news. - Hey, they ready?

Better let them dance a little longer.

- Ramone thinks you're running out of leg. - What else is new?

I think I can manage at least one dance.

- Are you sure this is safe? - No problem. You're with us.

Don't expect to find any Beverly Hills people here.

Okay. Let's check it out.

- What is that? - The Lambada!

Can you believe they outlawed it in Brazil?

Yes, I can.

Hey! Isn't that the girl from the party, man?

Yeah!

Hey, what are you looking at, Ramone?

Oh, my God! That's Mr. Laird!

- You know him? - That's my math teacher!

Oh!

- No. - What?

- He's looking this way! - But we just got here!

I told you you wouldn't find any Beverly Hills people here.

All right! The old place is going good. Hey, space!

Now, it's time to take the Galaxy trip. You know the man and you know the place.

So, let's just pick it up and head for space.

Ramone, you gonna join us tonight?

You think you can dance your way into my mind, too, man? You're crazy.

Jacket, Blade.

Thank you, Book. - Have fun!

I got the goods.

Well,

let's do it.

The square of cosine theta plus

the square of sine theta,

equals one.

This establishes the relationships. Here, the theta symbol stands for the angle.

Okay? Good.

Because remembering that, we get the key equation.

It's simple.

And what do we know about the symbol theta?

- Sandy? - Yes, Kevin?

I'm sorry!