A Housekeeper's Revenge

What the hell is wrong with you?

Where did you get this?

Where do you think I got it?

Tacked up all over the student union, you dick.

Can you give us a second?

You think I did this?

You took the pictures

in your room after the Halloween party,

and you put my phone number on it?

I've been getting disgusting text messages

and voicemails all day.

I had to turn my phone off.

This wasn't me, okay?

Maybe it was one of the guys in the house of something.

I- I have no idea who did this.

You are sick and vindictive.

I'm going to the Disciplinary Board.

No. No. Laura, stop!

Give me the pass code to your phone

so I can delete all the pictures... No!

...or get ready to buy some rice.

I understand that you are pissed off,

but you are seriously over the line with this.

No. I'm not.

Give me the pass code.

Fine. 3977.

Don't ever talk to me again.

Laura!

Blocked.

Blocked.

You're totally blocked.

Goodbye. You're blocked.

You're blocked.

Hey.

Hey. Where have you been?

I thought we were gonna watch a movie.

I'm sorry.

I was at Kappa Tau Pi.

Yeah.

Please tell me you didn't confront Ben

about the photos in front of people.

I told you not to do that.

You have to play it off like you don't care.

And besides, what if,

by some miniscule chance, it wasn't him?

Jess, it was him.

Who else would it have been?

I don't know.

Maybe he left his phone out

or stayed logged into his computer or something.

No. It was him.

And I docare.

He can't just get away with this.

I mean, it used to be, you broke up with someone

and you just move on.

Now you break up with someone, and they have to destroy you.

He's clearly psycho.

Just be glad you're not with him anymore.

I'll tell you what.

You go get changed

and I'll make us popcorn with extra butter

and we'll watch "Dateline" and rate guys on Tinder.

Sound fun?

Yeah.

You know what the worst thing is about what Ben did?

What is this?

Your dad's actually marrying her?

Yup.

Ugh.

And guess who's the maid of honor.

You?

Just when you think life can't get any worse.

I thought you guys didn't even get along.

Why would she ask you?

We're civil, and she's nice enough.

It's just hard getting behind your dad

who's marrying somebody 20 years younger than him.

Ugh.

So, when is the big shindig?

Wait. The 14th. That's during spring break.

Yup.

So, you're not gonna be here?

No.

That sucks.

I was really looking forward to partying with you,

especially now that you're single.

There are going to be so many beautiful men.

Yeah, well, I'm really over guys at the moment.

Hot girls?

No.

That's your thing.

No, I'm - I'm really looking forward

to spending some time alone.

I mean, they're going on their honeymoon right after the wedding,

so I'm gonna have the whole house by myself,

just me and Frisco.

That's super depressing.

No. You should fly back and meet up with us.

Kayla's parents are getting us a room

at the Daytona Grand Vista.

Who's gonna take care of my dog?

I'm sure there are pet sitters in L.A.

Or ask a neighbor or something.

Who's that?

Come in.

What are you doing here?

I want you to stop telling people

I did something that I didn't do.

How did you even get in here?

There was a girl who came in, so I snuck in behind her.

Look, I was thinking about who might have done this,

and it could be Melanie.

The new pledge?

Yeah. You're always saying that she's jealous of you.

She wouldn't have access to your phone.

She did... that night you dumped me.

You hooked up with her?

I was depressed. Get out.

No. I'm just saying it could be her.

Get out now! I'm gonna call campus security!

Fine.

Do you think I should call Melanie?

No. She's been doing that internship thing.

She's been gone all week. It couldn't have been her.

He's such a scumbag.

Hello?

Paul: Don't you have to be up for work?

Not till noon.

Oh. Okay. Well, I'll be quick.

Elise wants to know

if you took your bridesmaid dress in to be altered.

No. I haven't even tried it on yet.

Well, I need you to do that soon.

The whole point of sending it out to you

was so you could take it to the tailor

to have it altered if you needed to.

Yeah. I'm sure it'll be fine.

And if it's too long,

I'll just ask Mona to take it up or something.

I thought I told you we fired Mona.

What?

Why?

Caught her stealing.

It's a long story.

Anyway, we have a new housemaid.

Her name is Colleen.

She's very nice, but I don't think she sews.

Dad, I got to go.

Um, there's somebody here.

Laura, oh, my God, you're right - he's crazy.

What do you mean?

Pull up your profile.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

It won't let me delete it.

What a psycho.

Who are you calling?

Campus security.

This is too much.

Woman on P.A.: Dr. Morjari, please return to pediatrics.

Good job.

Dr. Morjari, please return to pediatrics.

You're doing so much better than you did last week.

Laura, can I see you for a moment?

Sure.

You can stop. I'll be back, okay?

Um...

This is all lies... all of it,

all of the stuff about me driving drunk

and getting in a fight with my sorority sisters.

None of it's true, not a word.

Well, do you have any idea

who would send me something like this?

It's obviously intended to ruin your reputation.

It's got to be Ben.

Ben?

Yeah.

He's this guy I dated for a few months.