Metalocalypse

-Maybe Wilbur... - Shut up!

Damn it, damn it! Shut up!

Shut up, you crappy alarm!

Oh, yeah, Pickles!

- Pickles wakes up just like everyone else! - What the hell are you people doing here?!

- Hi, Pickles! - Oh, God! I forgot.

- Will you be the father of my kids?! - I hate Fan Day.

Do anything for Dethklok Do anything for Dethklok

Do anything for Dethklok Do anything for Dethklok

Do anything for Dethklok

Dethklok, Dethklok Dethklok, Dethklok

I'll teach you

Who rock

Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Taller than a tree

Toki Wartooth Not a bumble bee

William Murderface Murderface, Murderface

Pickles the Drummer Doodily doo

Ding-dong, Doodily doodily doo

Nathan Explosion

It's being called the ticket of the century.

Mordhaus, the home of Dethklok will be open to the public for the first time...

in celebration of this year's lnternational Dethfan Day.

Banks have closed because customers are withdrawing all their life savings...

in an attempt to purchase one of these coveted tickets.

An official statement from Dethklok calls this...

"a psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jackoffs."

Dethklok is opening their home to their fans.

It seems that their popularity is still growing at an alarming rate.

We get most of our Dethklok information by monitoring over 100,000 fan web sites...

run by the Jomfru brothers Eric and Edgar.

They dropped out of Harvard to become dedicated Dethklok fans.

Their web site alone gets more hits than all of South America.

We can interrogate them later and find out what's really inside Mordhaus.

Yes.

Hey, pals! It's me...Face Bones.

Welcome to Mordland...

home of the international metal band Dethklok.

Now, we got a big list of dos and don'ts because...

we at Mordland like to run a really tight ship.

Remember: our snipers have new.50 caliber rifles...

that can kill you from almost 3 miles away.

And remember: deadly force is authorized, so do not ever enter into...

And you have to use the restroom, make sure and don't go into the...

And remember:

no recording devices or cameras will be allowed...

or your life will be terminated.

Now, Dethklok has decided to allow you to listen to one secret song...

to be played one time only for you, the fans!

Fan song! You hear that?! High-five!

Why do I drink so much before stupid Fan Day?

I believe you drink because it's Fan Day.

Don't talk to me about that. Wait, where's Skwisgaar?

Oh, I don't think he's gonna be here for a while.

He have a very big night with a very huge fan.

- Yeah, we were all up late. - Not me.

- I actually gots good rest. - Will you please just be quiet?

What's wrong, Pickle? You just need to eat something.

Your name is Pickle. Maybe you should try a pickle-herring sandwich...

Famous from Oslo!

Oh, yeah, Pickles!

God! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere.

Can't I just throw up in my own house?!

Oh, God! Don't! What are you, bulimia?

Oh, great. Now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction puke-a-thon.

Oh, blood puke! Good song title.

Someone write that... Oh. That's right.

We already wrote that. Good song though.

It should go back in the set list.

Oh. I think I need another liver transplant.

Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen...

The fastest guitarist alive in his natural habitat.

Need paper towels.

OK.

My face is stucks to the wall.

Oh, crap.

In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy...

and because of the tremendous drinking it takes to entertain all Dethklok fans...

Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.

- Have you eaten anything this morning? - Nope.

- Are you sure? - I mean, yeah. I mean, no.

OK. Anesthesia, please.

Hey, guys! It's me, Face Bones!

Now is the time you've all been waiting for...

your very own exclusive, super duper exclusive...

fan song and one-time-only song video!

Roll it.

You people out there give us something more than just record sales...

you give us something to hate.

And we hate you, you brainless mutants.

Hate, hate, hate, hate

Hate, hate, hate, hate