Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

All the world is waiting for you

And the power you possess

In your satin tights

Fighting for your rights

And the old red, white and blue

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Now the world is ready for you

And the wonders you can do

Make a hawk a dove

Stop a war with love

Make a liar tell the truth

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under

Wonder Woman

All our hopes are pinned upon you

And the magic that you do

Stop a bullet cold

Make the Axis fold

Change their minds And change the world!

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder

Wonder Woman

All personnel clear the test area.

Bazooka teams are ready.

Bomb squad is ready.

Test vehicle is manned and ready.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Commence operation.

Well, gentlemen, thank you very much.

Boy! That was really an impressive demonstration, General.

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

- Uh, Steve. - Yes, sir.

I wanted you to see for yourself

just how important Professor Moreno's formula really is.

The tires on that truck were made of rubber

treated with Moreno's secret Formula 407.

The land mine explosions,

the bazooka shell, they're all direct hits,

- but not one sign of tire damage. - Exactly.

Moreno's formula not only makes rubber practically as strong as steel,

it also makes it more durable than anything we've tested.

Travel orders are being cut for you right now.

- Travel orders? For where? - Buenos Aires.

Professor Moreno's a neutral, a citizen of Argentina,

but he knows our cause is just and has offered his formula to us.

You'll proceed immediately, pick up the formula

and hand-deliver it back to Washington.

- Yeoman Prince. - Yes, sir.

According to your service file, you speak Spanish.

Oh, yes, sir, I do, fluently.

Good. You will accompany Major Trevor and act as his official interpreter.

Yes, sir.

Why didn't I pay more attention in my high school Spanish class?

This isn't going to be a pleasure cruise.

Yes, sir.

Officially, Argentina's a neutral country.

But there are a great many people there who are very pro-German.

I'll feel a lot better when you're both back safely with that formula.

- The consistency holds. - For the hundredth time.

Well, with a formula of this importance, you can't be too sure.

But we are sure. It's a marvelous formula.

We tested it and tested it, and we tested it again.

There is not a doubt in the world.

It will do everything you dreamed it would.

Yes, I know you're right.

But I've worked so hard for so many years.

I can't believe it's developed exactly as I calculated it would.

If it weren't for this horrible war,

you could publish a paper on your formula,

and win all the scientific awards there are to win.

Oh, awards are not important,

not while half the world is fighting to survive.

If my formula can help stop the killing,

then all my work will have been worth it.

We're Argentineans. We're supposed to be neutral.

Where Nazis are concerned, how can one be neutral?

Anyway, the American agents will be here soon.

They'll take the formula to Washington.

And then, Lydia and I will go on vacation.

And if you wish, you're more than welcome to join us.

A vacation. Oh, that sounds very nice.

And inasmuch as our direct source of raw rubber has been cut off

from here and here,

you can well imagine how important this Professor Moreno's formula

- has become to our war effort. - Yes, sir.

We must keep it out of the Americans' hands at all costs, do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Not only out of their hands, but you, Major,

must bring it back here to help bring about our own victory.

Nothing will go wrong, sir.

Our tanks will roll into Paris, London, and New York

on treads made of the Professor's Formula 407.

When you return to Berlin,

after what I know will be a most successful mission,

I'll personally see to it that you're promoted to general staff rank.

Thank you very much, sir.

I will not fail.

- Hi, Diana. - Hi.

Finished packing yet?

Yes. And as soon as I finish with these papers,

Major Trevor and I will be on our way to the airport.

Oh. Do you have any idea how much I envy you?

You and Steve alone

under an incredibly huge South American moon.

Etta, that's scientifically impossible.

The moon is the same size

in the Northern and the Southern Hemispheres.

Diana, sometimes I don't understand you.

Why?

I'm talking about hot-blooded gauchos,

sizzling romance, exciting adventure.

You're talking as if you're going around the corner to the grocery store.

Well, this is an assignment, you know, and I have to be on duty.

I give up, Diana. You're hopeless. Hopeless.

And even though Argentina's supposed to be neutral,

it's still a pretty hot spot.

Nazi agents?

Agents, saboteurs, provocateurs, you name it.

It seems as if there are more accents here than in Berlin.

They all have Swiss passports,

and they all seem to work

for an import-export company in Geneva, right?

- How did you know? - Lucky guess.

Well, with all the pro-German sentiment here,

we're lucky to have a friend in Professor Moreno.

Yes, you don't have to worry about that.

Moreno's one of the great men of this or any other time.

He's not letting let anyone but us have that formula. Thank God for that.

It's a shame about all this.

- Buenos Aires is such a lovely city. - Yes, I can see.

I hope I get to see everything.

I promised a friend I was gonna tell her all about it.

Well, the embassy is outside of town.

It's a lovely drive.

You'll see everything.

Well, thank you, sir.

Americans.

You can bet if they were Nazi agents, they would arrive on time.

Mmm, not in Buenos Aires. Anyone would be late.

Be patient, Hans. It won't be much longer.

I never could stand waiting like this.

Hans, patience.

You're not in Munich beer cellars any longer.

You just can't break heads like you used to.

When we finish here,

we'll let it be known in town that the Argentine peasants

rose in fury against the hated Americans

in a spontaneous demonstration.

The American agents will be taken care of.

There'll be an exchange of letters between foreign agencies.

And that will be an end of it.

Here they come!

All right. Out!

Leave the girl. It's Trevor and the ambassador we want.

All right. Out!

Don't worry. Take care of the driver.

Come on, move.

Move along! Move!

Are you okay?

Come on. Let's get out of here!

Wonder Woman! What are you doing in Buenos Aires?

I came to help, Steve.

Help? Young lady, you were like the United States Cavalry.

Cavalry?

Yes, arriving in the nick of time like that.

Oh.

Didn't you ever go to the Saturday matinees when you were a kid?

You didn't? Then it's a date.

Someday I'm gonna take you to the movies

and show you how the cavalry always arrives in the nick of time.

Are you all right, Mr. Ambassador?

Oh, yes, I'm fine, thanks to this young lady here.

If I hadn't seen that with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

I still don't believe it. I'll bet they don't, either.

Thank you again. Steve and I would have been in real trouble

if you hadn't come along when you did.

- Yeoman Prince and the driver. - Oh, they're all right.

The driver was just stunned

and your very capable assistant is taking care of him.

Goodbye.

- Oh, Wonder Woman, wait. - Yes?

We're going to a party at Professor Moreno's this evening.

Why don't you come along?

Are you expecting more trouble?

As a matter of fact, we're not. Quite the contrary.

We expect it to be a very enjoyable evening.

Oh, well...

Perhaps. We'll see. I've never been in Buenos Aires before,

and there are so many things I'd like to see.

Goodbye, Steve.

Thank you.

Oh, it's lovely.

Ambassador McCauley, how nice of you to come.

It's truly a pleasure to be here.

Allow me to present Major Steve Trevor.

- Major Trevor. - How do you do, Professor?