The Substitute

What is up, Nickelodeon?

It's me, Juanpa, and we are back

for more of "The Substitute."

Who's that? - Are you guys excited?

Yes, it is the craziest hidden camera show

in Nickelodeon's history,

where I get your favorite celebrities

to become the weirdest substitutes of all time.

Ew! - Ugh!

Guys ever seen Michael Jordan?

No!

We fully and absolutely transform them

thanks to our amazing makeup and special effects masters,

and then my pranking team puts up hidden microphones

and cameras everywhere,

and we do this all to give groups of kids

a totally insane surprise experience

they will never forget.

Oh, my God!

All right, everybody, today's substitute

is an Olympic gold medalist and X Games champion,

Chloe Kim.

Chloe has thrilled fans with her record-breaking tricks

all over the world.

But now Chloe's going for gold in pranking

as she goes fully undercover

as a substitute teacher in an outdoor classroom

at Dana Middle School.

Are you guys ready to see how to win hot lava?

No!

Worm poop smells so good.

Hi, guys.

Oh, no! -

This is gonna be absolutely unpredictable.

You don't wanna miss it because this is "The Substitute."

It is 6:30 in the morning,

and Chloe is on her way to Dana Middle School

in Arcadia, California.

I am clearly not a morning person.

Well, wakey, wakey, because we have a bunch of kids

that are about to get pranked by you.

So excited to pull some pranks on some kids,

have a good time.

When you were a kid,

were you a little bit of a troublemaker?

I was actually a little Goody Two-Shoes.

I was, like, the teacher's pet.

All right, how do you feel?

So I'm super excited,

and I wanna see what I look like

in, like, prosthetics, so we'll see.

You're gonna be amazing.

Say goodbye to this Chloe Kim

and get ready to call me the substitute.

That's a big double chin. Let's do that.

All right. - Okay, cool.

Now that my team has worked their magic

and we have absolutely no idea who she is,

Chloe's about to meet up with the principal

of Dana Middle School

and get some info on the students.

Hello.

We are just thrilled to have you.

So this is Traci with an "I,"

and she's a hairstylist.

Definitely gonna get a little messy,

a little wild. - I love it.

Let's talk about some of the kids.

Sounds good. - All right.

So the first one we have is Evan.

Evan has a great sense of humor, big smile.

We've got Bella... real born leader.

Aw.

Kenneth is a big personality.

Bit of a handful, but he's a lot of fun.

Go get 'em.

Hey, guys. - Who's that?

I'm so sorry. Did I scare you?

Why is there mannequins?

'Cause, like, today we're gonna take it

to the next level. Are we ready?

Nope. - Yes.

That was perfect.

All right, so my name is Traci with an "I."

I'm gonna teach you guys how to style hair today.

Do you guys know how to style hair?

Yes. - Do you?

At, like, a super high level?

No. - No.

I am a hairstylist

for Hollywood celebrities' distant relatives.

For instance, I'll do, like, Will Smith...

...'s neighbor's cousin's hair.

Wait, who?

After this class, guess what I'm doing.

You're styling Will Smith's neighbor's cousin's hair.

No, I am styling Lady Gaga's...

Cousin's... - Sister-in-law's hair.

That's closer. - Right?

So good, Chloe.

So I need you guys to, like, come and get a client.

We can start from the back.

Though, you need to, like, introduce yourself

to the client.

To the client... your mannequin.

Oh. - Introduce yourself.

Ask him the name of his client.

What's his name?

Client relations is everything in this business.

How do you think I got a good relationship

with Gaga's sister-in-law? - Yeah.

Hi, I'm Kenneth. - What's his name?

Okay.

Did you just kiss your mannequin?

Who's next?

Hi, my name is Bella. - Kay.

Her name is Karen. - Karen.

She's a middle-aged woman that argues a lot.

Please put your gloves on and your glasses

to keep yourself safe.

Put it over your head. - No.

There we go. Look at you go,

Okay, love.

Okay, pass out the wigs.

I'm gonna start handing out wigs

for you guys to style. - Yes!

I don't want the clown one. - I want the clown one.

Can I have the gray hair?

All right, everyone has their wigs.

Now I look exactly... - It looks so good.

Chloe, show them next level now.

Can I show you guys what next level is?

all: Yes. - Yeah?

Okay.

This is the hair for Lady Gaga's sister-in-law,

and I worked so hard on it.

Like, blood, sweat, and tears were shed.

Blood?

Like, I cut my fingers, like, ten times,

but good thing I have ten fingers, right?

Look.

Isn't it so beautiful?

Like, what kind of vibe are you getting, you know?

Are those real grapes? - Hawaiian.

Old-style painting.

So, like, is this inspiring, you guys?

No.

'Cause let's totally dye some hair.

Just like that.

If you're not able to get your client's attention,

you have to scream at them.

Hello, Karen! - Ah, look!

You guys are, like, so talented.

On the count of three, we're just gonna scream

"next level," okay?

One, two... - Knock it over.

Three.

Next level!

Oh, my God!

Coming up...

No, no, bad, bad.

And later...

Worm poop smells so good.

No!

When "The Substitute" returns.

Chloe Kim is in disguise as a substitute

teaching kids how to style the hair,

but her project for a VIP client

went a little bit overboard.

Next level!

Oh, my... -

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Put the wig on your head. Just put in on.

This is so not next level.

Oh, my gosh.

You know what?

I need, like, everyone's undivided attention.

Stop. - Oh!

Nope, no, bad, bad.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, like, this is, like, serious.