Capture Kill Release

911, what's your emergency?

What's your emergency, sir?

Okay, what's the address?

Sir, sir, what address?

20 south brook road.

I'm sending an ambulance right now.

Tell us what happened?

Sir?

Ah.

How do you work?

Earthquake!

Reaction shot.

Farhang is going to kill me when he sees your price tag.

Look who's home.

Hey, honey.

Hi, how are you?

Look what I got.

- You bought that? - Look what I got.

Hold on a sec, wait, wait. Say hello again.

- Hello. - Say it again.

Hello, hello.

Say it one more time.

- Hey. - My mic's working.

That's a cool thing.

- Isn't it beautiful? - You got that today?

Do I just talk into the... Can I come in?

Yeah, come in, come in.

The camera's not here.

Just pretend the camera's not here.

- Pretend it's... okay. - Yeah, pretend it's not there.

- Yeah, you wanna see it? - Yeah

you gonna come get it?

You're gonna fall and you're going to break

your brand new camera that you just bought.

No, no, no! You're gonna break it.

Don't wrestle for it! What are you doing?

Up in your grill.

Whatcha doing?

Reading.

Show us some skin.

Okay, okay, come on.

Do you have to be filming me reading?

I'm filming everything.

It's really weird having that thing in my face.

Really?

You don't like it?

You don't like having it up in your face?

Farhang, you're gonna break it. No!

How do you like it, huh?

Do I look okay?

You look great.

Mm-hm?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow, you really like this whole directorial role.

Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Yes I do.

So we have to film everything, right?

Everything.

- Mm-hm? - Mm-hm.

Hold on a sec, get a high angle. Look.

What do you think?

I think I really like this camera.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Could you give me a massage?

Yes, I can.

Yeah.

Here, let me put this down.

Baby.

Baby.

Mm-hm.

You asleep?

Mm-hm.

Welcome to blue balls, the movie.

A table saw, really?

But it's more efficient, right?

We don't have to use man power.

- It's not wide enough. - - Oh, to go-- yeah, okay.

Well there's a huge one there.

Jesus.

Look at the teeth on it. Look at the teeth.

I feel like I'm in a video game.

- Pew pew pew. - Okay.

It's actually not even that heavy.

I could do this.

Safety orange seems a little ironic.

What about this? It's like a lobotomy.

You have hold things like not an insane person.

Do you think this would work for like fingerprints?

Bleach.

We're going to have to clean up the body

and disinfect it and everything anyways, so like...

- Shh, baby. - What? What?

Oh, we need a caulking gun.

A caulking gun?

- Yes. - What for?

For the windows. I just thought...

For the windows?

Yeah, in the den and also in the...

Okay, give me the camera.

So what do we need next that isn't a caulking gun?

We need a tarp.

Some caulking.

Go, baby, go.

So what's the next thing we need?

Uh...

Hmm?

Oh, here.

Tarp, rags, stuff.

We should probably get some rags.

Rat poison, would that be enough do you think?

Are you sure we should get two?

Unless, do you want to do all the digging?

Do you want to do all the digging?

Yeah... okay.

All right.

Can I just take the camera and you take the lead again?

Yes, yes, babe.

You know what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You did good. You did really good.

We can get the caulking gun, okay?

Okay.

- I like the weight. - Yeah.

Have you ever even held an ax before?

I think it looks like I have, don't you?

It might be a little bit small maybe.

- What's the size on this? - Baby, put that down.

I'm just playing around, nobody's going to be, oh my god.

Whatever, we're getting it

Look who's studying.

- Mm-hm. - Hey, babe.

So I understand the medical books to a certain extent.

I think it's overkill.

But this print out...

You'd be amazed at the resources out there.

So many people think about this.

This is really fucked up.

This is like from the deep dark...

Are you calling me fucked up

because I'm doing my research?

No, but this is fucked up.

Pull out the teeth and smash them.

Babe, we need the information.

We can't go into this completely blind.

You can kill someone with your bare hands.

They make guns.

If a gun is too noisy then you can use a bat.

- You hit them in the face. - Also, blood everywhere.

Just everywhere.

It's really easy.

You just, you kill them with any of the ways

that I just said and then you chop them up

and then you're done. How would you?

Okay, take the camera. Sit down.

I'm going to sit.

We'd have to knock them out first, obviously right?

Something to make them sleep and then I'd take them down to the basement

because it's quiet and there's no windows.

You tie them up down there while he's sleeping,

but then you have to wait for him to wake up first, right.

This is key.

I'd probably throttle him somehow.

Like take a rope or a belt because

it's quiet and it's quick and you can really, like, feel them move.

Like you feel them move.

You can probably even hear them fight for the breath.

Oh, god.

Okay.

You can take them in the bathtub

and you'd drain them out.

So you'd probably start by slitting his throat

and let that bleed out a little bit.

After you drain them out,

then you'd have to chop them up into little pieces

with a power saw.

A quick one.

Like a saber saw?

Yes, whatever that is.

Yeah, you have to chop them up.

It would go right through like butter,

like something with some serious power behind it.

The hands, you have to get rid of the fingerprints,

so you could either chop that up with razors

or you could blow torch it, melt it off.

I think that's the most efficient way to do it.

Oh the head, the head, the teeth,

we'd have to get a pair of pliers and rip

the teeth out because they can identify you

from your dentals so you just.

You would need to wrap the pieces up individually, yeah?

Mm-hm.

And you put them in garbage bags.

And we would leave them in the freezer,

because you know, we don't want it to stink.

And then, we put him in garbage bags,

put him in the car, take him out somewhere quiet

and secluded, bury the pieces

and he never comes back.

What do you think?

You know it could really be anybody.