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Looking good today my babies!
They're plants, Tenley!
They're literally inanimate objects.
You've got to get yourself a real pet.
Good morning, Cami.
Dinner later tonight, don't forget!
Aye aye, captain.
Morning, Mrs. Dearly!
Tomatoes like acidic soil.
Put a couple of tablespoons in your watering can.
It will help.
So cool.
No...
So amazing.
And you're amazing for sending it. Smiley face.
Wannabe Posh Spice.
My mugshot?
What is in my teeth?
Just call him, tell him how you feel!
You've been talking for a year and you've never even met him.
The only guy I've ever talked to for that long was my dentist.
We're just online friends.
An environment chat room friendship
shouldn't last a year, Ten.
It's time to get this off your device
and into the real world.
Okay first of all,
we met on an online sustainability forum,
not a chat room.
And second of all, how do we even know
Jared feels the same way?
When was the last time you went on a real date?
College, that was when.
With that Henry guy who thought beer pong and cold pizza
qualified as romantic.
That's not fair!
Sometimes Henry and I also went to the library together.
Yeah, so he could copy all of your biology notes.
You've been crushing on this guy for too long.
It's time to ask him to meet.
The only way you'll know how he feels is if you meet him.
And there's no guarantee that he's not a catfish.
He could be a weirdo.
You're right, okay.
You got this.
I don't know.
Do you remember what happened the last time
I tried to put myself out there romantically?
The vigilante crime fighter guy?
He was funny.
He wore a costume under all of his clothing
and broke his leg trying to jump off our fire escape.
Yeah, like I said, he was hilarious.
He couldn't fly!
He tried.
Come on Tenley, just go for it!
Okay, okay.
Just keep it casual.
Tell him what ethically sourced diamonds you're into
and how many kids you want to have.
Cami!
It's time.
Okay.
I'm going to take this over there.
Alright Tenley, you got this.
Just be very brave and call Jared.
Calling Jared.
Please don't pick up.
Hello?
Hello, Jared!
Hi, it's me.
It's Tenley.
Tenley, hi!
Wow, so cool to hear your voice. How are you?
Yeah, good.
So listen...
I was thinking...
just really not a big deal,
but I have been wondering...
Yeah?
Hello?
Maybe we should meet?
Sure, how about coffee tomorrow?
Milk and Honey at 9:30?
Yes!
I mean, very cool.
Great, I'll see you there tomorrow.
Whoa.
Hey.
You dropped that.
Sorry.
You all right?
It was a cute happy dance.
I liked the spin.
Did you win the lottery or something?
No.
Exactly how much of that dance did you see?
What dance?
What's your name?
Tenley!
I have to go.
I'm Everett.
Who was that?
I don't know.
-Cami! -Yeah?
We're meeting at our favorite cafe tomorrow
and I have nothing to wear.
It's true, your options are dismal.
You dress like you could have a job interview at any moment.
Fortunately, you have a very stylish best friend
who works in fashion.
Where are you going?
Oh, that's stunning!
Take it, it's perfect.
And keep your soil samples away from the chiffon.
Thank you Cami, you're the best.
I know.
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm Tenley.
Tenley.
Wow, you look so beautiful.
Tenley... Tenley... Tenley.
Tenley...
Tenley, wake up!
Tenley, you overslept.
What?
-What time is it? -9:15.
I overslept. I can't believe I overslept!
-I never oversleep. -Oh, I'm aware.
It's okay, don't stress. It'll all be okay!
It's a sign!
It's a sign I shouldn't go.
I should call him and tell him
that I've got a last minute plane to catch.
Or that I've got a job in Tasmania
and I'm never coming back.
Or that I'm officially a plant.
That's it! I'm a shrub now.
I'm a shrub and I never move and I never date
and I certainly never leave the house--
Snap out of it!
No one is going to Tasmania, or turning into a shrub.
Calm down, breathe.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Put this on, go for coffee and be yourself.
Okay?
And hurry up, you're going to be late.
OMG, how did it go?
He stood me up.
No, he didn't!
Mmm-hmm.
Call him.
Get an explanation, he owes you that.
I don't know Cam, maybe I should just let it go.
Ten, you've spoken to him every day for a year.
He owes you a conversation.
He can't just ghost you.
Okay.
Okay, you're right.
But please don't let this discourage you
from taking risks.
Yeah, thank you.
Hello?
Jared, hi, just wondering why you decided to stand me up?
Was I kidding myself into thinking
that maybe we could have--
Hold on, slow down.
I'm Doctor McMahon.
I'm the attending physician here at Mercy General Hospital.
I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but Jared was in a bike accident this morning
and brought into us.
Is he okay? Tell me what I can do.
Oh yeah, he's stable and he's going to be
back to himself in no time, don't you worry.
I do need to ask though,
do you know if he has any allergies to anything?
Strawberries, cats, tree nuts and the word moist.
Dang, sounds like you two have a beautiful relationship.
Yeah, I guess we kind of do.
Okay, well he's going to be in room 314.
What's your name?
Tenley. T-E-N-L-E-Y.
Got it.
I'm going to add you to the visitors list.
You're his wife, right?
Yes, of course.
Great, I'll see you soon, Mrs. Carr.
Hello?
You keep fighting the good fight!
I told you not to keep trying
to build that furniture by yourself.
This is the fourth time this week.
Please hire someone before you lose an eye.
Say hi to the wife for me.
The nurse is on a break, can I help you?
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