Marshall's Miracle (Marshall the Miracle Dog)

HOW'S SCHOOL GOING?

GREAT.

BASEBALL TRYOUTSARE TODAY, RIGHT?

YUP.

THAT'LL BE FUN!

I PROBABLY WONT MAKETHE TEAM.

OF COURSE YOU WILL.

YOU WERE ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERSIN THE WHOLE BOSTON AREA.

THAT'D BE GREAT IF WESTILL LIVED IN BOSTON.

COME BY WORK AFTERPRACTICE, OKAY?

OKAY.

HEY...

I LOVE YOU FINN LAWSON.

LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

NICE GRAB FINN.

HEY LUKE.

THE NEW KID TRYING OUT FOR YOURPOSITION LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

HE PROBABLY CAN'THIT LIKE YOU.

BELIEVE ME. I'MNOT WORRIED.

WOOO! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT'S THE SWEET SOUND OFTHE BAT HITTING NOTHING.

DUDE!

COME ON. HERE WEGO, LUKE.

LAST ONE. COMEON, SON.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, NOW.HERE WE GO. BRING IT IN FELLAS.

LET'S GO.

GENTLEMEN, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAKE THE FIRST CUT...

YOU WILL BE ON A LIST INFRONT OF MY OFFICE...

IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

IF YOU DON'T MAKE THAT LIST...

THANK YOU FOR TRYINGOUT, UNFORTUNATELY...

THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH ROOMON THIS TEAM FOR EVERYONE.

I DON'T LIKE THAT KID.

THAT IS JUST NOTGONNA DO NOW IS IT?

POOR BABY.

LOOK EVERYBODY. IHAVE A NEW FRIEND.

LET'S GO. COME ON.OK, IN YA GET.

THAT'S VERY GOOD. STAY BACKTHERE , OK? WATCH YOUR TOES.

YES.

GOOD GIRL.

I DON'T EVEN GET IT, KID.

WHY EVEN TRY OUT?YOU'RE PATHETIC.

YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPACE ONTHE FIELD; AND GUESS WHAT?

NOBODY LIKES YOU.

JUST GO.

GO!

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

HEY, MAN.

DO YOU NEEDSOME HELP...

WITH THIS?!

HEY!

HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT FOR TRYING.

WHO ASKED YOU?

YOU'RE AS PATHETICAS HE IS.

AT LEAST I CAN HIT.

OKAY.

NOW, DON'T STARTCELEBRATING YET, GENTLEMEN.

WE STILL GOT A LOTOF BASEBALL --

THAT'S RIGHT GENTLEMEN.

THIS AIN'T NO PIZZA PARTY.

I DON'T SEE ANY PEPPERONI, ANDWE ARE FRESH OUT OF BALLOONS.

OUR FINAL TRYOUTSARE TOMORROW.

SO THAT MEANS NO ONE'SMADE THIS TEAM YET -

NOT A ONE O' YA!

AS OF RIGHT NOW...

THERE ARE ZEROBOYS ON THIS TEAM.

ZERO!

THAT'S A CAPITAL Z -

THANK YOU. COACH LARRY.

E-R-O

LIKE I WAS SAYING...

YOU BOYS NEED COMEOUT, AND LEAVE IT...

ALL OUT ON THE FIELD TOMORROW.

WE GOTTA --

WHEN COACH SAYS LEAVEIT ALL ON THE FIELD...

HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUTYOUR CHEWING GUM.

LAST YEAR, ATTHE TRYOUTS...

THERE WAS CHEWING GUMALL OVER THAT FIELD.

ALL OVER THE FIELD!I'M NOT LYIN' COACH!

I BET THERE WAS SEVENTEEN PIECESOF CHEWING GUM OUT THERE.

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT GRAPE,CINNAMON, SPEARMINT.

UH -- PROBABLY ABOUT NINE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUBBLE GUM.

AND ONE OF YOU BOYS MUST HAVE BEEN...

CHEWING THREE DIFFERENTKINDS AT ONE TIME...

SOME SORT OF CHEWING GUMSUICIDE, BECAUSE I SAW...

STRAWBERRY, GRAPE AND CINNAMONALL WADDED UP TOGETHER.

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S NOTGOING TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR.

NO SIR. FELLAS, IAM A BASEBALL COACH.

I AM NOT A CHEWINGGUM PICKER-UPPER.

NO SIR, AND NEITHERIS COACH PELLER.

I'LL FINISH UPIN HERE, COACH.

BASEBALL FELLAS.

BASE...BALL.

MAN, MY DAD ISGOING TO KILL ME.

JUST GO OUT FOR TRACK.

YOU CAN RUN PRETTY FAST.

I GUESS.

WON'T YOUR DAD BE MADIF YOU DON'T MAKE IT --

YEAH!

THE REST OF YOU LOSERS!

CHESS CLUB MEETSTHAT WAY.

WELL, I'M SORRY, KID.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'TEVEN MAKE THE FIRST CUT.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

HEY, CYNTHIA. FINN'S HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A FLAVOREDCARBONATED BEVERAGE...

FOR YOUR SIPPINGPLEASURE?

I'LL JUST HAVEA SODA.

HEY, BABY BOY!

I'M IN THE WEEDS RIGHT NOW.

JUST TELL LYNNETTE WHATYOU WANT TO EAT. OKAY?

ALRIGHT.

OH, AND I WANT TO HEAR ABOUTTRYOUTS. JUST GIVE ME A SEC.

HOW'S THE NEW SCHOOLTREATING YOU?

IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.

TABLE TWELVE WANTSTO SEE YOU.

BE RIGHT BACK, FINN.

EVERYTHING OKAY?

THERE'S MEAT INTHIS BURGER.

WHAT'D YOU EXPECT TOFIND ON YOUR BURGER?

WELL, ACTUALLY I ORDEREDA VEGGIE BURGER.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

THERE ARE VEGGIES ON TOP OFA BURGER. VEGGIE BURGER.

I THOUGHT THE BURGER PATTY WASGOING TO BE MADE OF VEGGIES.

ANYWAY...

HOW QUICKLY CAN IGET SOMETHING ELSE?

BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU JUSTTAKE BACK THE BURGER PATTY...

AND GIVE ME THE VEGGIES?

OKAY.

I MADE A PRETTYGOOD PLAY.

COACH PELLER SEEMS KINDOF IMPRESSED, I GUESS.

WELL, HE SHOULD BE.

I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.

OH, I THINK I NEED ANEW PAIR OF CLEATS.

WHAT? ALREADY?

I CAN'T STOP MYFEET FROM GROWING.

OKAY.

CAN IT WAIT TILL NEXTWEEK AFTER PAYDAY?

CYNTHIA.

VEGGIE BURGER OVER ATTABLE 12 SENT THIS BACK.

OKAY, FIRST OFF, LYNETTE...

PLEASE STOP CALLING PEOPLEBY WHAT THEY ORDER.

ANOTHER ONE WHO THINKSVEGGIE BURGERS...

ARE MADE OF VEGGIES.

WHA-? BUT IT'S RIGHTHERE ON THE MENU.

SORRY, BABY. I HAVE TO GODEAL WITH ALL OF THIS.

I LOVE YOU FINN LAWSON.

LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

THIS IS VEGGIE BURGER.

HI.

I'M SORRY. WAS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ORDER?

IT WAS MEAT.

YOU ORDERED A BURGER.

TO BE FAIR ABOUT IT.

I ORDERED AVEGGIE BURGER.

I THOUGHT --

GOT IT.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ABURGER MADE OF VEGGIES.

AND TO BE FAIR...

THE MENU DOES SAYBURGER WITH VEGGIES.

BUT THE CUSTOMERIS ALWAYS RIGHT,..

SO CAN I MAKE YOUSOMETHING ELSE?

I REALLY DON'T HAVETIME NOW...

BUT I'LL BE HAPPY TOPAY FOR IT. I DID...

EAT THE VEGGIES.

I WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.

I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'TENJOY YOUR MEAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT...

LET ME AT LEASTLEAVE A TIP.

IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

SAYS YOU.

I AM VERY SORRY IFI OFFENDED YOU.

WOW.

YOU MEAN WOW, BIGTIPPER, OR WOW...

WHAT A HOTTIE?

CYNTHIA, I NEED YOU BACKHERE RIGHT NOW!

AND WHERE'S THEFIRE EXTINGUISHER?

ALL RIGHT. QUIET DOWN.