Terrace House: Boys x Girls Next Door

-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show, 6 strangers

live their lives under one roof, creating various stories.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

None at all.

Also...

Ta-da!

Welcome!

Hi, thanks for having us.

You've been sitting here for quite a while.

Having you say that is so embarrassing, could you please stop?

That part where you say, You-san, "a nice home and nice cars,"

when will you finally start to memorize it?

Even though she does it every week,

it's like she vaguely remembers, so she has to look in Tori-chan's eyes...

and ask, "Did I get that right?"

Have you been watching this whole time?

-I have been. -Really?

Omi, you've haven't been watching, right?

Every week, I PVR it.

Really? I'm happy to hear that.

Even though I can't watch it in real-time, I go home and catch up.

I get all excited watching the show.

I feel like it's been a while since my heart has beated in anticipation whenever I go home.

I guess it was sometime last year.

I got photos taken around Terrace House.

That recently?

-Since it's around your neighborhood. -Oh, that's where you live.

When I went to Enoshima, I got them taken.

Alright then, getting back to the show now...

It's the first time in Terrace House history that we have a couple living together.

Yeah.

I want to eat the cooking of someone I love.

That's great. But stop, I'm getting embarrassed.

Watching that scene...

It was like Seina wasn't even there.

She's like a real female ninja.

Wearing those crazy huge earrings...

Even though she's totally there, she's like, "I'm not here!"

That was the best.

So funny.

Seina-san's being Seina-san, but Oji...

Oji... suddenly confessing his feelings for her.

That was out of nowhere.

Seina-san said she's waiting for Ma-kun.

That's what she said.

So I asked if I can ask her out

on a date while she's waiting for him.

Oji, you're a stuffed cabbage.

-A stuffed cabbage? -Yeah, a stuffed cabbage.

And then, Ma-kun's about to come home soon.

And... some girl named Aya-chan...

you can only see this much her face, but...

But still, she seems cute.

In the end,

I want to come back with a boyfriend.

She seems graceful...

And she's about to come into the house.

Yes, so let's watch and see what happens.

Ma-kun should be coming back soon.

That's true.

Have you been in contact with him?

Nope. Maybe once while he was in California...

After a few days after he left,

we messaged each other, like, "How've you been?"

But not since then. I don't even know when he's coming back.

Once he gets back, I wonder if he'll reach out to you.

Yeah, I wonder.

Are you going to get him at the airport?

-What... should I... -How about giving him a call?

Give him a call? Yeah, maybe I should.

I wonder when he'll be coming back.

-Hey, Hana-chan. -Yeah?

Ma-kun's not answering his phone.

He's not?

That's twice now.

You called him before too?

Yeah, I did.

-Both times? -Yeah, both times.

Gahhh, that's the worst.

He must be busy, then? Ma-kun.

But, even if he's busy, he can't even talk for one minute?

-Good point. -Or even just a short text.

It's like he's not even thinking of me.

I don't think so. He told you to wait for him, after all.

He did, but...

At Narita Airport, he kissed you on the forehead?

What was that, then?

If that kiss was a lie, I'd really bust him up.

Yeah, for sure.

-So I don't think so. -Seriously?

So I don't think you have to worry.

-It'll be totally fine. -Yeah...

Translated & Titled by Brian (goob) Corrected by Alice (terracemouse)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 25 YEARS OLD MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

TETSUYA IWANAGI, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

I heard you got some flowery ones today.

-Wait, I bought them? -Yup.

You didn't say you were buying them yesterday? The panties?

Oh right, the panties.

-Panties. -Panties, I bought them.

You sure did.

I'm right here, by the way.

-"By the way..." -This is my territory.

Territory? Your territory...

Oh!

Seems like there's one person too many...

-Yeah, I guess so. -Definitely.

We must be in your way. We can't stick around.

No, no, no. This is the guy's room, after all.

I'm thinking of watching a DVD in the theater room.

What's up with that?

Oji, want to watch it together?

Sure.

Oji, you got to be up early tomorrow.

Anyways, shall we head to the theater room?

Can I borrow this?

We should probably bring futons.

Let's bring them.

-Don't need the pillows. -Just in case. Just in case.

Look, we might fall asleep in the middle of watching.

Ah, good night.

Is it okay to leave the lights on?

-Should we kill the lights? You okay? -Uh...

Maybe if we can get the lights off.

Good night.

What was that about?

They really killed the damn lights.

What the hell was that?

Should we go to sleep, then?

We really should be mindful of them.

Let's sleep here.

Ground's so hard.

SHINJUKU CULTURAL CENTER SHINJUKU, TOKYO

"CINEMA IMPACT" VIDEO & ACTING WORKSHOP

As far as your lines go, you have to memorize them.

If you can't do that, you have no right in being an actor.

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

We really don't need that kind of actor around.

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

Shall we give it a try, then? Mr. Sugaya...

Yes.

I'll be watching you from over there.

Once you think you're ready, give it a shot.

Okay.

Ready, and action!

People who laugh when they see people hurt are people who don't know pain.

But wait!

What could that light be, flowing in from that window?

That's... my beloved!

Aaah, my lover!

If she could understand me...

Don't be so arrogant! She's not going to talk with me.

Ahh! How cute is she, resting her chin in her hands...

I want to become those gloves covering her hands and feel her cheeks!

And... Okay!

Make it more dramatic.

Yeah, you're in love after all. Doesn't seem like you really are, though.

It's like you're only in love with yourself. It's not that kind of play. Right?

You got to give it more flair. Put more into it.

You got that? Put more into it.

Okay.

It's better if you don't think to make this a good play.

It doesn't make you look cool. Got it? Okay.

This should be a play with much more impact.

-What about Seina-san? -That's right.

You confessed to Seina-san, right?

How's it going with Seina-san?

Hmm, well... I don't think anything's going on.

But you still like her?

She said this yesterday.

"I was confessed to, but...

after that, there wasn't any action taken,

so I have no idea what's going on."

-I see. -You like her, right?

You should make a move. However...

Ma-kun will be coming back soon.

That's true.

I think I should have a talk with her again.

You should go chat with her again. I'll bring Hana-chan over here.

What's up with that face?

I wonder when the new girl's coming.

Yeah, me too.

You surprised me.

-You look sleepy. -I am so sleepy.

Seina-san, can I borrow Hana-chan for a sec?

Go ahead.

-Should we head to bed together? -What?? Sure.

It's just... I'm so super sleepy today? Like I'm about to crash right away.

We're gonna sleep downstairs? Downstairs?

Oji, what's up?

-You're gonna trade places. -I came because I wanted to talk with Seina-san.

-What's up with that straight style? -Sorry.