Secrets on Sorority Row

All right. You ready?

Yeah.

They're not gonna let me in, Mickey.

I mean, if the sorority finds out what I did.

Hey.

They'll never know about the hospital, okay?

My mom would kill me

if she saw how I was dressed right now.

She can't hurt you anymore.

You never have to see your mother ever again

if you don't want to.

A new life starts for you tonight.

Kelly!

Lucas!

What are you doing here?

Kelly, why'd you write this?

You break up with me without talking to me about it first?

Why, Kelly? I love you.

But she's not in love with you!

Kelly and I already discussed this!

You're making her decisions now?

I decided that she should write you a letter

because I knew you would try

to talk her out of it in person!

You can be very intimidating!

Kelly...

- Are you afraid of me? - Of course not.

Then why do you want to break up?

Lucas, don't make this difficult!

I'm talking to Kelly, not you!

Hey, get outta here!

This is pledge night, and unless you are a really ugly girl,

I don't think you qualify to rush the sorority.

Stay out of this!

This conversation has nothing to do with you.

Lucas, Kelly came to college

so that she could get a fresh start,

away from her mother and away from you!

Is this what you want?

Hey, I said scram!

Get outta here before I call campus security.

I... I do love him.

I know you would like Lucas

if you just gave him a chance, Mickey.

Who is Mickey?

It's just a nickname

that Kelly's called me since preschool.

Well we're not in preschool anymore, are we Michelle?

What is your problem now?

I'm just nervous.

I've heard a lot of horror stories about hazing.

If initiations were easy, everyone would get in.

If you're really so scared and insecure,

...maybe you should just go. - Stacey!

I'm not trying to be mean.

I just don't think Kelly should go through this

if she can't handle it.

The sorority is weeding us out for a reason.

Come on. We need to go to the house.

Don't listen to Stacey.

We can get through this together.

Congrats, ladies! You made it!

To hell night.

Three more tests,

and you'll officially be epsilon theta sisters.

But there's a catch.

You'll be competing as a group, not alone.

So if even one of you screws up, nobody gets in.

Don't worry. It's gonna be fun.

You gotta beat these girls! It burns!

You're stronger than that! Come on!

You gotta stay up!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Get up! You did it!

You did it!

All right, everybody, let the rating begin!

Sorry, Kelly. Unfortunately you rank last

in who a kappa nu would want to date.

If you leave now, no one gets in.

Stop it, Kelly! Toughen up!

It's just a game to make sure we really want this,

and I want this.

Come on, I'm always there for you.

You three have five minutes

to finish this entire bottle.

Ready, set, drink!

Let Kelly drink first.

You and I will finish off the rest.

You have done this before, right?

I'll drink Kelly's-

no, no, no. That's against the rules.

Everyone drinks or no one gets in. Let's go.

It's okay.

You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Woo!

You're in!

You guys wanna know a secret?

We were gonna let you in anyway.

Who wants to take their oath first?

I do!

Let's go!

Michelle?

You're next!

I got in!

Look after Kelly. She's really sick, okay?

What? Come on!

Kelly? - Kelly.

Kelly, come on. - Hello?

It's your turn. - Kelly where are you?

Kelly can you here me?

You guys, she's gotta be around here somewhere.

My god!

My god!

My god!

She has no pulse!

Her heart's not beating!

My god!

Kelly! You can't be dead!

Kelly, please wake up!

Please wake up! - I can't believe she fell.

I told you to look after her!

I thought she went to the bathroom.

God!

My god!

Please wake up!

What are we gonna do?

Please wake up!

Please!

My god!

My god!

Hello? Professor winter speaking.

Ty, what are you doing bothering me at work?

It's the first day of term, and I have so-

how am I supposed to know if Quinn has your credit card?

I'm not our daughter's keeper.

Well, I'll ask her.

What else do you want me to do?

Ty, the devil herself just walked in.

Sorry, wrong devil. They all look alike.

I'll tell Quinn you called.

Okay.

Bye.

Did you swipe your dad's credit card

when you went to visit him last week?

No! I won it when we played poker.

Does he know that?

Fine. I'll fly to Vegas tonight and return it to him.

Quinn, we discussed this.

Dad says I can be a dealer at the casino he's managing.

Dealers have to be 21, which you're not.

Age is just a technicality.

We had a deal.

One year of college, and if you still hate it,

then you can run off to Vegas and ruin your life.

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

So you want to go shopping? Dad's treat!

No.

Dad's new girlfriend's only 24.

Then again, I do need new shoes.

That's what I thought.

What's so funny?

Quinn, where's my hug?

Hey aunt Stacey.

I swiped these flowers for your mom

from the epsilon alumni luncheon today,

not that she deserves them, since she failed to attend.

That was today?

I must have not forgot.

Now is no time to tick off the alumni committee,

especially on the Eve of rush week.

It could hurt Quinn's chances of getting in.

You are still planning to pledge, right?

I don't really plan on staying in college.

I mean, my classes suck, and I don't really know anyone.

That's exactly why you need to pledge!

A sorority will give you more friends than you can handle.

Michelle, back me up here.

This is Quinn's decision, not mine.

It's a no for me. So...

Besides, do I really look like sorority material?

Honey, a good hairdresser can fix that.

Aunt Stacey!

It's almost 2:00. History class?

It will get better! I promise.

Bet you five bucks it won't.

Bet you $20 it does.

You're on. - You're on.

Do you have five minutes to go for a walk?

What's wrong?

Are you really that mad that I ditched the luncheon?

I went to the doctor this morning...

To check on the status of the ivf...

Chad won't be happy.

Do you remember Missy?

She graduated a year ahead of us.

Yeah.

She's gonna be a grandmother.

She's gonna be a grandma, and I can't even...