Coupe de Ville

Hey! Marvin, Buddy, Bobby! Everybody up!

Rise and shine! Hit the deck!

I'm making waffles!

Ow!

Watch it! That's for school!

What is it?

It's my science project for school.

But what is it?

You don't know?

Should I?

I'm sick.

Don't leave it out. Everyone can step on it.

Maybe I should stay home.

When is that thing due?

Today.

Put the seat up!

Besides, it's on our side of the room.

It's half and half.

I told you, keep your stuff on your side!

It is on my side.

The line is here! It's on the line!

Who said there was a line?

I said! Keep your stuff away from my stuff!

You little twerp! Get off!

I'm just jumping.

Jump on your own bed!

I'll hit my head!

God help me, I feel sick.

Come on, Buddy, get up. Bobby, get down!

It's only a bed, Marvin.

Bobby, stop jumping!

Get off the goddamn bed, Bobby!

Marvin, stop yelling!

Fred, they're fighting again!

See what you made me do?

It was Marvin's fault.

I said put that damn thing somewhere safe.

You're a tight-ass, Marvin.

Hey! Aah! Aah!

Get off of me!

I'll kill you, you stupid--

Hey, you going to make me come up there?

I'm gonna kill you!

What the hell are you doing?

What's going on here? Can't you get along for five minutes,

for Christ's sake?

Breakfast is ready!

I can't wait to get out of this place.

Hi.

Sergeant Libner, sir.

I spoke to your father today.

Everything's in order, son.

Have a safe trip.

O.K.

Yeah.

This is it.

See you guys later.

Have a great summer.

Yeah, you, too.

Hey--buddy?

Marvin!

Marvin! Buddy!

Buddy boy!

Marvin!

How are you?

Hey! Look at you!

Look at you, big brother!

You son of a gun! You son of a gun!

Jeez, you look great, Marvin.

No, you look great.

You son of a gun!

How you been?

What's it been, like five years?

Three years.

Three years.

Maybe five, maybe five.

It's been a long time.

3-5 years.

You look good-- You look great!

You, too!

Ah!

Army?

Huh? Oh, yeah. Air force.

Air Force, Air Force.

Sergeant.

Right.

Sergeant in the Air Force.

Right.

What do they call that?

What?

In the Air Force, when you're a Sergeant--

What do they call that?

Sergeant.

Right! Right.

Yeah.

So this is going to be great.

What, uh, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Dad told me to pick this car up.

Yeah, well?

He didn't mention anything about you.

He failed to mention you, either.

Let's hit the road.

Yeah. We got to get Bobby.

Bobby.

Dad didn't tell you to pick up Bobby?

Nope.

He told me to pick up Bobby.

He didn't tell me.

My telegram says to pick up Bobby.

You look good.

Dad says Bobby's doing really well here.

What kind of high school is this?

It's kind of a reform school.

The place is supposed to be extremely strict.

You'd have to go a long way to reform Bobby.

Bobby!

Buddy boy, how ya doin'?

We're late.

Only an hour. Where the hell were you?

It's 20 miles to get here.

Marvin, how you doing?

Throw your stuff in the back.

O.K.

O.K., Marvin, way to say hi.

Hello, Robert. Let's go.

How long's it been?

A long time.

What, three years?

Maybe five.

It's between three and five years.

Can we get going?

Marvin, doesn't Bobby look great?

He looks great.

Marvin, look at you!

Army man.

Air force.

Good. That's good.

Air force. Huh.

Marvin, you big lug. Is he adorable?

Put that cigarette out.

Is this man adorable or what?

Give your baby brother a kiss.

Can we get going?

Marvy, kiss me.

O.K., play hard to get.

This thing is great.

I want you guys to know

I'm willing to do my share of the driving.

You got a license?

Yeah. Nope.

Way to run with it, Buddy.

Marvin, stop the car.

Stop the car!

Hey! Professor Kloppner!

Have a nice summer!

And then suck me off,

you big dumb asshole!

The same goes for that fat-cow wife of yours!

O.K., let's go.

Come on, Marvin, let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Look, here comes the professor.

Looks like he wants to talk to you.

It's the pedal on the right. Push it down and go!

We zoom! Let's go, Marvin.

Marvin, I think the joke's over.

I get it. You're joking with me, right?

You are going to go any second, right?

I love this-- Marvin with a sense of humor.

I always thought

you're, like, the Bob Hope of the family.

You say something, Libner?

Suck me off!

Suck me off!

Allergies.

We've spent a lot of time together, haven't we?

Yes, sir, we...

Suck me off!

Do you have a cat?

You're a funny boy, aren't you, Libner?

Well, you know, I believe that laughter

is the shortest distance between two people.

I think Kennedy said that.

I've got a feeling

that you'll have me in stitches

all next year, my friend.

Can we go now, Marvin? Have a nice summer.

Thank you. You, too.

Rest up.

O.K.

Say hello to your wife.