The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (君のことが大大大大大好きな100人の彼女)

Krrrack!!

Krrrack!!

A krrrack to open the episode?!

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You

O-Okay, I was not expecting this.

Ooh!

Balds!

You mean birds.

What do you think?

A perfect idea, I do say.

If they all wear flower crowns, I might die from cuteness overload.

What's this about flowers, Rentaro?

Yasashiki-san from my class is in the gardening club. Maybe she can help.

Oh, u-uh...

I'm looking for flowers usable in crowns for girlfriends.

I heard the gardening club could help.

Oh, yessirree.

"Ree?"

But you gotta help me with mah farm work.

"Mah"?

Cute!

I-I'll do it!

Great. I'm Yasashiki Yamame, Class 1-3.

Pleasure to meetcha.

I'm Aijo Rentaro, Class 1-4. The pleasure's all mine.

She has such cute hairpins.

They're alive!

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Y-Yasashiki-san, you've got butterflies and flowers on your head.

Oh, they done been livin' on mah head.

Couldn't bear to kick 'em out, so I'm lettin' 'em be.

You're letting them live on your head?

Key's to be very careful with the shampoo.

I... I see.

What a kind soul.

Well, follow mah lead.

Okay.

By the way, why are you walking on stilts?

I got them real big feet, y'see.

I don't want ta tread on any flora or fauna,

so I walk on these in places with lotsa nature.

What a kind soul.

You got this down pat, Aijo-san.

You think?

You rip 'em out, roots'n'all.

Yasashiki-san, where do I dump the weeds?

Dump 'em? Perish the thought!

Them weeds are alive, too!

What a kind soul!

Plant them weeds in that there weed garden.

A field of dreams!

Birds on her shoulder!

And now squirrels!

Is this Nausicaa?

The robot soldiers are in the sky, though?

She loves nature, and nature loves her back.

Grow up big 'n strong.

It's amazing how insects and animals are drawn to you.

I guess they can identify the people who'll be nice to them.

P-Please, it ain't all that.

I just love 'em with all mah heart.

How did you come to love nature so much?

I'm a big lass, y'see. I used ta get teased about it.

Yo, Sizeilla!

Titan!

Stupidface!

Planet of the bigs!

Run away!

Why ain't I like them other kids?

I didn't much like mahself back then.

But one day...

Park

Child mine!

Mother mine!

I returned a chick to its nest...

and I protected a flower bein' battered by a storm...

The more I could help,

the more I started ta take pride in my size.

I'm mighty grateful to nature for helpin' me love mahself.

Grateful to nature, huh?

Huh? Smoke?

What is that?

Another creature?

An animal...

No, a monster!

Vice Principal (Monster)

ATK

Wh-What are you doing, Vice Principal?

I broke my back frockling with a mail-order host yesterday.

But I still have to go on patrol.

Who knows where I could find boys' belongings? Or the boys themselves!

Yasashiki-san?!

I-It's okay. That's just the vice principal.

N-Not her!

F-Fire!

Huh? Fire?

I saw a forest fire with mah own eyes this one time.

Fire kills plants, animals, the whole lot!

Fire's the one thing that scares me to mah soul!

Yasashiki-san...

I see. She's terrified of fire.

But that's just mugwort, though?

Mm? I smell fresh male meat!

Citrus, citrus!

Where is my citrus?

Citrus, citrus, citrus!

A-Are you okay?

Yeah...

The vice principal's gone.

Thank heavens! We've been saved!

These new saplings got dirt all over them.

They must've been startled, too.

Honest work!

You too, Yasashiki-san.

Growing plants is a lot of fun.

Imagining what they'll grow into, being able to help them thrive...

Spending time in the outside air,

feeling the soil and the vegetation is so soothing, and I never had any idea.

Aw, I'm glad y'had a good ol' time!

I had fun tendin' the field with ya, too.

Lotsa folk have helped out before,

but ain't nobody taken it as seriously as you, Aijo-san.

These flowers'll be happy to go with ya.

And...

I hope that girlfriend of yours likes her flower crown.

Yasashiki-san...

Hey.

I sneezed and set my hair on fire with the mugwort!

Fries Principal!

Fries Principal

A flame demon!

Yasashiki-san!

Fire! It burns! Get it off!

When an extreme rock band drops a fire album!

A Song of Vice and Fire!

I've always been the one ta keep the li'l ones safe,

but this is the first time anyone's ever come to mah rescue.

Mm?

Jocks! Pour your half-drank sports drinks on me!

Eek! Demon!

Oh, looks like she'll live.

Fresh indirect sports drink!

Are you okay, Yasashiki-san?

Aijo-san...

I... I...

I love ya, Aijo-san!

What in tarnation?!

A-Apologies! You already have a sweetheart!

Wh-What am I sayin'?!

Yasashiki-san.

I've seen how much you love and care for all living things.

I love you and your kind soul, Yasashiki-san.

Wh-What? I didn't mean ta...

N-Nope! That's just...

I'll never be able ta face yer sweetheart or the sun up in the sky!

It's okay, Yasashiki-san.

I already have thirteen girlfriends.

And I swear to make you all happy.

What? Is that even allowed?

Animals, insects, and even plants engage in polyamory.

Do you think their love isn't real?

I'd never think that! Wait...

That's right.

You're the avatar of all the critters I've helped in mah life?!

No, this isn't The Crane Wife!

Plonk!

And there you have it.

May I have your permission

to welcome Yasashiki Yamame-chan as my newest girlfriend?

Mah pleasure to meetcha!

"Mah"? What dat, aye?

What's with the aye, then, aye?

I'm in the gardenin' club,

and I brought y'all flowers to break the ice.

Then Rentaro-san made pretty li'l flower crowns outta 'em!

Wow, that's so pretty!

In that case,

I have just the thing!

I used some of the majorly surplus curtains I ordered to make...

You're a grown-up! Be responsible!