The Five Senses

( classical string music playing )

WHY, YOU GOT A DATE TONIGHT?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN APHRODISIAC.

- IS IT? - YEAH...

Ascolti...

Casa-- Case.

Woman: CASA-- CASE.

Profesore-- Profesori.

PROFESORE-- PROFESORI.

Ragazza-- Ragazzi.

RAGAZZA-- RAGAZZI.

Giacca-- Giacce.

GIACCA-- GIACCE.

HI, CARL.

HI. MRS. SINCLAIR CALLED,

SAID SHE'S GOING TO BE A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATE

FOR HER APPOINTMENT.

SO THAT SHOULD BE 15,

45,

YOU'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH--

ALLEZ, A LA BOEUF.

MAYBE I SHOULD PUT A PILLOW UNDER YOUR SHOULDERS.

OH, YEAH.

Woman: HI, SWEETHEART.

Second woman: HI, AMY LEE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HAVE A NEW COLORING BOOK.

I SHOULD GET MORE TOYS OUT THERE.

NO, NO, NO, SHE'S USUALLY OKAY TO BE LEFT ALONE.

I'M A BIT WORRIED ABOUT THE BOTTLES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK, HUH?

SWEETHEART, WE CAN'T PLAY WITH THOSE

BECAUSE THEY'RE RUTH'S, OKAY?

DO YOU WANNA COME SIT ON THE TABLE WITH ME?

- YEAH. - YEAH.

OH, BABY...

MMM.

DID YOU GET BORED OUT THERE ALL ALONE?

- MM-HMM. - IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?

I HAVE AN IDEA. HOLD ON.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE COLORING BOOK?

DID YOU GET BORED WITH THAT?

MM-HMM.

RACHEL?

RACHEL!

COULD YOU...?

RACHEL!

WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

THROUGH THE DOOR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING.

OF COURSE. SINCE YOU'RE DOING NOTHING,

I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.

I'M WITH SOMEONE-- MRS. MILLER.

MY MRS. MILLER?

YES.

WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

SHE'S A CLIENT.

SHE'S MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

WAS.

SHE WAS YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TEACHERS ANYMORE.

CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN?

Man: SMELLED LIKE A FRENCH WHOREHOUSE WHEN I GOT THERE.

SMELLS LIKE THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING NOW.

NO, JUST THE USUAL-- DIRTY MAGAZINES, UNPAID BILLS,

A BARRELFUL OF AMPHETAMINES. LAWYERS ARE ALL THE SAME.

OH, SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER CALL. COULD IT BE LONG DISTANCE?

HOPE HE'S NOT STILL CALLING COLLECT.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CAFE.

Ciao.

SEE YOU.

YES?

SI.

HOW ARE YOU?

UH, BENE. GRAZIE.

I MISS YOU, TOO.

SI, SI.

SI.

NO.

CHE?

QUANTO? I MEAN QUANDO?

WHAT'S THAT?

LOOK, ROBERTO, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

VENIRE... HERE?

SI, SI. NO, UH--

ROBERTO, NO, WAIT--

ATTENZIONE, ATTEN--

SHIT.

THERE YOU ARE.

Mrs. Miller: HI, RACHEL.

HI...

RACHEL.

HOW'RE YOU DOING?

OKAY.

YOUR APPOINTMENT'S HERE.

DR. JACOB?

OH. UM...

HI.

HI.

WHO'S THIS?

OH, HI.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

I MADE A CAKE FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY.

REMEMBER?

LOOKED LIKE A BIG SPACESHIP?

TWO CANDLES, RIGHT?

OH, BIG GIRL.

WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY?

SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH MY MOTHER.

OH.

COME ON.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THE LIGHT?

JUST LOOK AT THE LETTER "E" BEHIND ME.

NEW CAR?

OH, GOD.

BM-- GERMAN?

MERCEDES.

I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS.

THE NOSE KNOWS.

YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT A MERCEDES?

CAN WE DROP THIS, PLEASE?

ARE YOU READY?

WHAT?

HE'S COMING. TONIGHT.

CALLED FROM THE PLANE.

DON'T-- DON'T START.

IT'S NOT LIKE I TOLD HIM TO COME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL ON THE PHONE STAGE.

HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU SILLY,

THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE A RATIONAL DECISION

ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.

I'VE ALREADY DECIDED. I WON'T SLEEP WITH HIM.

I'LL PUT HIM ON THE COUCH.

THERE WILL BE NO SEX.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT A HUSTLER?

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

THE ONLY PERSON

YOU CAN IMAGINE BEING INTERESTED IN ME

IS SOMEONE I HAVE TO PAY?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

THERE ARE THESE PEOPLE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

THEY SUCKER IN SOME POOR, UNSUSPECTING WOMAN--

THAT WOULD BE ME, I SUPPOSE.

THEY BRING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OVER HERE,

GET THEIR WORKING PAPERS, AND TAKE A POWDER.

IT'S THE OLDEST SCAM IN THE BOOK.

I SAW IT ON TELEVISION.

HOW DOES HE SMELL?

IF HE LOVES YOU,

YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SMELL IT.

WHAT DOES LOVE SMELL LIKE, ROBERT?

WELL, IT'S KINDA HARD TO DESCRIBE.

IT'S JUST-- YOU KNOW--

WELL, DID HE SAY HE LOVES YOU?

ON THE FIRST DATE.

DOES HE HAVE A RETURN TICKET?

NO--!

NEVER FALL IN LOVE...

WITH SOMEONE WHO LIVES MORE THAN A BUS RIDE AWAY,

OR WHO'S UNDER 30, OR WHO YOU MEET ON HOLIDAY.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

AND WHAT ELSE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU?

NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

WHO'S NEVER BEEN IN LOVE...

NEVER WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER BEEN DUMPED,

OR DRINKS TOO MUCH...

OR DOESN'T DRINK AT ALL-- SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS--

OR LIES,

OR CRIES TOO MUCH.

JACK, EX-MARINE, WAS A NIGHTMARE.

NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S TOO GOOD-LOOKING.

THAT'S NEW. WHY?

BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT NEXT TO THEM.

NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

WHO WON'T LET YOU GO DOWN ON THEM.

WHAT'S THAT?

I DON'T KNOW. BEATS ME.

NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

WHO'S LOUSY IN BED. PERIOD.

NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S TOO GOOD IN BED.

THAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM.

WELL, IT SHOULD MAKE YOU VERY SUSPICIOUS.

SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME?

HONEY,

YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE.

Mrs. Miller, drowsily: MMM, THAT'S SO GOOD.

SORRY?

WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, IT'S REALLY GREAT.

HOW'S RACHEL DOING?

FINE. WELL...

I DON'T KNOW REALLY.

SHE IS A REALLY SMART KID.

SHE'LL SURVIVE WHATEVER SHE'S GOING THROUGH.