Warehouse 13

Previously on Warehouse 13...

That's an artifact from Warehouse 12.

Something about mind control? I thought there was just one of those.

Very good, gentlemen.

What is Benedict Valda doing here?

He died in Egypt in a pit of fire.

He's replicating artifacts.

11. There should be 12.

This portal opens to the regent sanctum in China.

We both know it wouldn't have worked.

Why do you say that?

Because you're in love with Myka.

What happened to Claire?

Your sister was infected by the music box.

The only solution was Oliver sacks's record player.

It keeps her in a perpetual coma.

What happened? Where's Claire?

She's gone.

Did I do this? I tried to cure Claire.

Did I somehow make her worse? If I did, I swear to God...

No! This is not your fault.

But what if it is?

What if I woke something up inside her,

something more dangerous than what was already there?

Trust me, we're gonna find her.

But, Claudia, I need you present.

I need you focused.

Claire needs you. Okay. All right.

Well, she couldn't have woken up by herself,

not with sacks's record player keeping her in a coma,

which, by the way, is also gone.

Nice security in this place.

Well, you might've noticed that when you broke in.

Obviously, somebody hacked into their video surveillance system,

probably the same way that you did when you broke in.

Well, then, somebody should run a diagnostic

of their entire security system, shouldn't they?

Mm.

Without sacks's record player keeping her in check,

Claire would've trashed this place, right?

Yeah.

Whoever did this knew that they had to keep her attached to the record player.

But who even knew she was here,

much less wanted to break her out?

Well, let's have a look, shall we?

Good.

Spectrometer covers five hours, so Claire was still here.

We can... we can fast forward.

Good, I want to see that son of a bitch

I'm gonna put in the ground for this.

There. Who's that?

That's impossible.

- It's... - Benedict Valda.

Time to rise and shine.

Who are you?

What is this thing?

That won't come off.

It allows me to control your prodigious powers, miss Donovan.

You'll do exactly what I say.

Like hell I will.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Get up.

Come.

No.

Good.

You will do as I say.

Yes.

You and I are going to do great things, miss Donovan.

So Valda is alive. He's alive.

How come Valda didn't die in Warehouse 2?

So why wait three years to show up?

This is not the Valda that we knew.

If my theory is correct, then this is the Valda...

From the alternate time continuum.

Great. The Nazi Valda. Fine.

Pete, put it back!

Wow, I never knew it did that. Cool.

- Stop touching things! - Right.

Okay.

So how did that Valda get into our time continuum?

Versailles forks.

I suspect he took one out of my bag while I was his prisoner

and he used it to prevent himself from becoming erased.

So now that he's here, what's he gonna do?

Well, this new Valda, he's from a militaristic world

where ruthless experimentation

in the name of scientific progress, that was the norm.

And he's got my sister.

I just got her back.

I'm not about to lose her

to some psycho from another dimension.

When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna snap off...

Use that energy to figure out why he took her.

Fine, but I'm doing it angrily.

Like that.

Oh, my God.

Guess who's been hiding out

in his room at the dead agent's vault.

Weasel covered his tracks until now.

He's been in the Warehouse the whole time.

That's how he knew about Claire.

Pete, come on.

Huh? You and me?

Alone?

Bring your favorite Teddy bear and a nightlight. Come on.

Jinksy, you up for a little snoop and poop, huh?

Six eyes are better than four, aren't they, Artie?

- Artie. Artie. - Uh, whatever...

No, I'm okay. I'm just gonna stay here and help these guys out.

No, come on. I'll take off my shirt.

Been working on my guns.

Yeah? How about working on your breath?

As if Valda squatting in the Warehouse wasn't creepy enough,

now we got to rummage through his stuff?

Well, clearly he's been busy in here.

Yeah, but doing what?

And what does it have to do with Claire?

Well, maybe these artifacts will tell us. We just have to figure out what they do.

Yeah, I'll grab a laptop so we can check the database.

I can do it!

No, it's okay. I got it.

No, no, no! Really? Really? 'Cause I-I don't mind.

Yeah. Thanks, though.

So here we are...

Just us.

Hi.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

Get back to work!

What? Yes. All right.

Look, I'm taking inventory

of Valda's personal effects, all right?

You should be...

I don't know, look through the files or something.

Sounds like a date.

A plan. It sounds like a plan.

Because a date, that would be... That would mean...

You have got to stop eating sugar.

How... how can you be... no.

Hey, mykes.

Yeah?

Valda seems pretty interested

in Claire's freaky psychokinetic powers.

The alternate Valda, he got his jollies

out of copying artifacts, right?

Right. He replicated the... The spine of saracen.

Exactly. He made a bunch of zombie warriors.

Now what if he was gonna do the same thing with Claire?

Right?

What if he was gonna use her to create an army of telekinetic

rage monsters to conquer the world?

Probably not.

Yeah, but then why does he have all her medical records?

I don't know, but there's one item missing from his personal effects.

It's a safe deposit key.

So?

To a box in the regent's vault.

What artifact does Valda want from here?

I have no idea.

Let's hope he hasn't got his hands on it yet.

I'm guessing Keeler not answering his phone

is a bad sign.

Oh, no.

Keeler.

But there's something...

What?

Get out! It's a trap!

- Artie. - Artie?

Looks like an Artie-cicle.

Okay...

Mykes, we're gonna have to neutralize this statue.

Yeah. Do it.

Okay.

Oh!

How are we gonna get through the ice?

This inuksuk probably belonged to sir William parry.

Gonna need more than that.

Well, basically, it means that

Artie has been cryogenically frozen.

And that means what?

Well, we have about an hour

to thaw him out before he freezes to death.

Right. There it is.

I knew there was some bad news in there somewhere.

Okay, so what if we try to internally elevate his body temperature?

Wait a minute, mykes.

You remember those... the glasses that Artie used to warm up

the guy that got zombified by the donner party jar?

Yes!

Alfred butz, the inventor of the thermostat!

Let's call Steve. Let's call him.

Whoo.

- Let's call him out there. - Okay.

Okay, I'll take the glasses to Pete and Myka.

Are you okay here on your own?

Of course.

I'm following Artie's sage advice...

Channeling my anger.

I don't think that's what he meant,

but if it makes you feel better...