Legit

What do you think you're doing?

Grew this out just for tonight.

Well, I wouldn't do that. That doesn't look good.

Good comb-overs... you don't even know they're there.

Oh, people will notice.

Well, Georgia's gonna be there tonight.

I want to put my best foot forward.

Well, probably not with that comb-over.

How do I look?

Like Stephen Hawking

at a charity event or something.

You look fantastic.

So, why are you going, Billy?

It's not even your class.

I go to everything.

You never know what's gonna happen.

Rodney, you going home?

No. "The Apprentice" is on next with Gary Busey.

I think it's entertaining

to watch mentally handicapped people on television.

I'm gonna get in there

and make a good impression on Georgia and just get out.

You know, I mean, high school was a great time in my life.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to this.

American women... they love the Australian accent.

Do they, mate?

It's what got me Katie Knox.

Yeah, and it also got you dumped by her.

She'll be kicking herself that she broke up with me.

- Really? - Yeah, yeah.

I'm a comedian. I've been on TV.

"Three times."

Yeah, three times more than you.

Oh, my God! Jim Jefferies!

Hi!

- Hey. - Hey... Judy.

You are so funny... acting like you don't remember me.

I don't, so...

- I do. - Okay.

Well, here is your name tag.

I have somebody who is dying to see you.

- Of course you do. - Come on.

You're gonna love this.

Remember Judy?

- No. - Oh, man.

All right, let's get in and get out of here.

And you made that look so hard.

Oh, my God. Nicole. Hi!

Hi, Judy!

- Do you remember Jim? - Of course.

- Do you remember Nicole? - Don't remember you.

Oh, no, no. It's nothing. He's doing that to everybody.

He's so funny.

Aw, Jesus! Come on, Jim!

He said he RSVP'd me. What an asshole.

Hey, grab one of those leftover name tags.

I'm not gonna pretend like I'm somebody else.

No, I am.

Oh, good one.

Look who I found.

Kate.

Jim. Hi.

Hi. Um...

How are you?

I'm good. You?

I'm good.

Okay you guys, I want you in the photo booth right now.

- No, no, no. - Come on.

- Just one picture. - Judy, Judy, Judy.

Let's go, let's go. Please. Just for me.

Right here. Oh, you are so pretty.

Jim, brown is your color.

Okay, um, closer together, please.

Oh, you two were such an item.

Smile for me.

You guys look so good together.

Michelle klein, I have somebody who wants to see you.

Judy said you were dying to see me?

Um... No.

You know how Judy is.

Ouch.

Yeah, she's totally kicking herself.

I'm gonna make a lap.

What? Don't go.

Hey, Jim. How are you?

- Oh, God. - What?

It's one of The Mays Twins.

- Oh, my God. - Hey, man.

- Hey. - Cade Mays?

Are you kidding me?

My God. He is dreamy.

I spent half of freshman year stuffed into a locker

because of those two.

You're right.

It was the best time of your life.

I have like 10 people who are dying to see you.

I'm gonna go talk to him.

I'm gonna get a beer... See who else I know.

- Rachel? - Jim.

You look amazing.

You look all professional and shit.

Well done, Tubbs.

Tubbs?

I'm a prosecutor in Chicago... Family law.

Wow. Family law.

Well, I need one. Just beat my wife.

No?

Don't have a wife, so that's the joke.

Um...

Geez, we used to have fun back in school, didn't we?

Yeah. So, what are you doing now?

- Oh, you haven't heard? - No.

I'm a comedian.

Yeah, I've been on TV three times.

Wow. No, 'cause I watch a ton of comedy.

Um, do you go by your real name?

Yeah... Um... Yeah, Jim... Jim Jefferies.

- Huh. - Same... same name.

Oh!

Oh, shit! I'm sorry.

I'm in a wheelchair.

Randall?

Do I know you?

Oh, my God. Randall, what happened?

I'm sorry.

I-I don't remember much after the accident.

It's me... Nicole.

Nicole.

Oh, my God. It's so good to see you.

You look...

different.

So, where are you living?

Oh, I still live around here.

Um, I live with, uh, Steve.

Hey, Tubbs! Looking good, baby!

I see you guys really have moved on.

Wow. You used to tease me relentlessly.

Yeah.

Yeah, I always used to make fun of everyone.

You know, we had a lot of laughs, good times, really.

Good times.

You were mean to me, Jim.

Oh, come on, Tubbs. I wasn't mean to you.

We were friends.

It was Jim and Tubbs, Tubbs and Jimmy.

I see that you have put on some weight.

Whoa! Geez, that's hurtful.

Yeah! Cake and beer.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, man.

- Mark. - Mark.

Sorry, man. I don't remember you.

Well, I remember you.

Uh, you hung out with Gary.

You had a mullet.

Wow. Thought I had a good memory.

What have you been up to?

Quit drinking seven years ago after some major surgery.

Whoa! That's got to be tough.

The drinking or the surgery?

Both, but the drinking.

- Yeah. - Holy crap.

Well, the surgery fixed a long-time problem.

I had to quit to get it done,

but, yeah, the drinking I do kind of miss.

If you want a beer, just tell me.

I'll go get you a beer, man.

Steve, I'm good, thank you.

I went home every night junior year and cried

because of the things that you said to me.

You did?

Yeah.

Ah, um...

I-I'm sorry, Rachel. I thought I was being funny.

I had such a huge crush on you.

I would have sat on nails.

You know what?

I should thank you because in my line of work,

having a tough skin... it really helps.

Well, glad to have helped.

Uh... You look great.

And... and if it means anything,

I'll have sex with you now.

Oh.

- No? - No, no.

No.

The people here are a bunch of...

Hey, I remember you. You're a crazy guy.

- Mark. - Jim.

Yeah, mark was just thanking me

for getting in the face of The Mays Twins.

- He never did that. - No, he did.

It was... it was... it was very cool.

It was a very nice thing to do.

Yeah, see? See?

High school was great!

Yeah, it was great.

What happened with Katie?

She, uh... she shoot you down?

I don't know what I'm gonna do with it.