Pataakha

Bitch

Fleabag

Pig-face

Ass

Hippo

Elephant

Witch

Sorceress

Constipation

Loose Motion

Lizard

Chameleon

Lunatic

Crazy

Get lost

Those two sisters were like India and Pakistan

children of the same mother

but thirsty for each other's blood

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you like rhymes

I've cucumbers for you

Fresh cucumbers!

What are you looking for?

Lost something?

Or was it stolen?

You bumbling fool

looking for your smoke?

Well, well, well!

You witch! Have you no shame?

Mind your language, I'm your older sister

My shoe will talk to you, you cold-hearted bitch!

You wretch!

Out of my way!

Ouch!

Move your hands faster, we need a tonne by sunset

Lazy bum

Bapu!

Bapu!

Bapu

What is it?

The war has begun

Where?

In school

What the hell!

You good-for-nothings!

Stop it!

Come home right now

You witches!

Stop it

That's enough! Stop it!

Come home

Don't stop until you get home!

And you...

you are the root cause

Everyone clap!

Cat got your tongue now?

I'm tired of asking. What happened back there?

She stole

Stole what?

Spit it out, pig-face

Bapu, even she stole

Stole what?

Start talking, you witch

Stole what, you good-for-nothings?

Cigarette?

You good-for-nothings

smoking at this age?

Smoking at this young age will scar you for life

You won't be able to have kids

But Ramju's aunt gave birth to a football team

and she's been a smoker since she was nine

That's why she coughs day and night

Look at this

Here

Look at this photo

Smoking causes cancer

It kills!

But Bapu...

you're still here, alive and kicking

You witches...

Run

Wait!

Wait

I said wait

Wait till I get you

I said wait

Wait!

Patel...

Yes?

Did you see my daughters?

Yeah, they ran towards the lake

Your father looked very angry

Here

Have a Cad-bury

You aren't eating anything

Have a Cad-bury

Bapu will break your bones, if you go home

What do you suggest?

Stay here tonight

With you?

Sure, you won't do anything?

Not at all

We'll sleep, that's all

That's it?

Sleep?

You think we're dumb?

Of course, not

Who will you sleep with

Me, or

her?

Or, both?

What happened?

Hey wait...

Listen

Hear me out, darling

Tell me

I will marry you

Happy?

Now will you stay?

In decades you haven't found a bride

Know why?

Because the whole county knows what a pervert you are!

She maybe a fool but you're smart

Damn you!

You are a pervert widower and will remain one all your life

I'm really scared

Should have thought before fighting

I started it?

Who flung the shoe first?

Who stole the smoke?

I would have readily shared it with you

Spare me the drama, please!

Welcome back, my princesses

I promised your mother on her deathbed

that I would leave no stone unturned in your upbringing

But I guess, I've failed

Now...

Now there's only one solution left

No more school from tomorrow

- No, Bapu - Okay

Fine

Okay, Bapu

No, Bapu, I want to study

I want to start a business

What will you do with an education?

I'll become a teacher

And start a school of my own

And you

what business will you do?

Bapu...

Milk

I'll start a dairy

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Duffer!

Tell her to stop

Let's flip for it

Dipper...

Get me a stone

Wet...

means school

Dry...

means home

Dry

Yay! It's dry!

I'm so happy the dry side is up!

I want to go to school, Bapu

I want to study

There's no need to cry

Don't cry

- Let go... - Relax...

With time, their enmity increased

and with it, my source of entertainment

Cracker to the left Cracker to the right

Boom, boom goes the cracker

What should I name my dairy?

How about Black Dairy?

You won't blush, will you?

Elbows you Knees you too

Elbows you Knees you too

Explodes in the head Bang, bang goes the cracker

Cracker to the left Cracker to the right

Boom, boom goes the cracker

boom goes the cracker

boom goes the cracker

Chutki...

Give me my towel back

Come out and take it

I can't step out naked!

Say sorry

In your dreams!

Suit yourself, my dear sister

Chutki!

Meeting daily over a brawl

Meeting daily over a brawl

Wrestling with thoughts

free-for-all

Dear God, how long must I suffer this witch?

Help me find a man before she finds one

Oh God, please spare me from this bitch