Deadwater Fell

Right, so which one's the oval?

This one! Iris, well done!

So which part are we going to do next?

Petals! The petals. That's right. Well done.

So, dab your sponge into the paint, just like you did with the circle.

That's a very big petal you're doing there!

That's great, well done, Charlotte. That's very good!

Right, start finishing doing your petals

and we're going to move on to the next shape in a minute.

That's beautiful! Well done, Lola.

Very good choice of colour. Better? Yeah, it's just your hair.

So you're going to dunk your finger,

and then you're going to paint the stalk in a straight line

from your flower, all the way down to the bottom of your picture.

A bit more on there. Everyone, show me your hands.

How mucky are your hands? Very mucky!

Who's got the muckiest hands?

Me!

Now, what we're going to do is, we're going to stay

in these partners. So when we go out on the street, I need you

to remember who your partner is.

That one is beautiful! OK.

All right, let's go.

Oh, hey, hey, hey! Get back.

Get back, please! Who's your partner?

Get with your partner!

We're going to say hello to everybody. Give them a wave!

Go back down there, left, left again.

Right, everyone up by the side of the fence here.

Straight down, this is where we're going to see the bikes.

There we go!

Keep going down. Keep going down. Straight down!

Straight down. Hi, Dad! Hey! Let's see if we can see the bikes.

Right behind the barriers.

Come in!

Nearly time, Tom.

ETA one minute.

Copy. You get that, Taylor?

ETA one minute. Copy that.

One minute, everyone!

Was that it?

Er... Yeah, I think that's it.

Is that right?

One, two, three...

Here you go.

Do you know how many points that is?

Oh, for God's sake. Have it, woman.

Give it to me AFTER the weigh-in.

Fine. I'm going to save it for you.

But I don't even know why you are still going -

cos you look great.

Any excuse to get out the house.

Even if it does involve a talk on complex carbs.

Isn't wine a complex carb? Mm.

Oh, no. No!

No, don't tempt me.

How are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm just a bit bored of it all, to be honest.

But the embryos go back in next week, so...

It'll be worth it this time.

It will.

I have a good feeling.

What are they doing?

What dickheads!

They shouldn't be allowed near fire.

Cheers. Cheers.

Look at Tom!

They're at it again.

Last weekend, I had them.

The weekend before that... Just tell her to fuck off.

I'll tell her if you want. No. Don't. Don't!

It's two hours. No, it's not!

What?! It's every fucking time! It's not every fucking time!

Hiya. Hiya.

Sandra wants us to have the boys Sunday.

Oh.

Just for a few hours.

Yeah. I don't mind. Just bring them round whenever.

Thank you, Jess.

See? That's how it's done.

I don't mind, Steve. I don't mind.

- I know, but she... - Here we go!

Spin!

Ready? Spin!

All right, boys.

Very, very good. Well done!

Daddy. Daddy!

Daddy!

Oh, mate, what's happened?

He burnt his arm. He was poking the fire.

Aw, come here! Let's go and sit down.

Well done!

You have been such a brave boy.

Hasn't he been a brave boy, Iris, eh? You have it.

Aw-w-w!

What do you say? Thank you.

You're a lovely girl.

What you going to call it?

Bradley.

Bottle of white wine. What kind?

That's it. Literally any old crappy stuff.

Shove the lamb on a rack, couple of carrots, couple of onions...

Celery! ..celery. Yeah.

Shove it in the oven. That's it. Sounds amazing. Yeah. It is.

It's really amazing. What time do you want us?

7.30? OK. Perfect!

Don't let me drink.

Jess, as your GP, one drink won't do you any harm.

You see? This man knows. Yes.

See you, mate. Night, mate.

Night, darling. Bye, boys!

Night, girls!

Sleep well. Night, Kate.

Night-night. Night, Steve. You sleep well. You too.

Night, girls! Bye!

Come on!

Nigh-night!

Goodnight! Night.

That was lovely, wasn't it?

Perfect.

I really don't give a shit, Steve.

I know you don't, but... Bodhi!

...she takes the piss. It's almost every weekend.

I know. I know she takes the piss.

But it doesn't matter.

You know, I'll just take them to the park or something.

You're too good.

I just can't be arsed with the arguing.

Dad. Jess.

Dad, Jess!

There's a burglar.

It's your go.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, fuck!

Steve! Kate!

Fuck!

KATE!

Lynn, have you seen them?

I think they're still in there. Iris! Emily! Kate!

Charlotte!

KATE!

TOM!

Help me with the ladder.

You need to hurry up.

Steve! Steve!

TOM! KATE!

Wait a minute, Steve.

Come on! Give it here.

Iris! Kate! Careful.

Kate!

Kate!

It's all right. Charlotte!

...the ladder! Steve, I'm coming up.

Jess, where's the kids? I don't know. Where's the kids?

They're not answering.

Girls!

Girls!

Kate! TOM! KATE!

There's people in there!

Kate!

Steve! Come over here!

Bring her up, bring her up.

Kate!

I don't know. They're not answering. No-one's answering. Charlotte!

Charlotte!

KATE!

TOM!

Girls!

KATE!

Here. Lie her on this.

There we go, that's it.

All right, Kate. Is she breathing?

Mark?

Is she breathing?

Kate. Kate! Get her head back. Get her head back.

Like this?

See if you can hear her breathing.

No, I can't hear her.

OK, OK, you're doing the right thing.

Tom!

Charlotte!

What about the girls, Steve?

Did you see the girls? OK, Jess, could you come round here, please?

Keep pressing like I'm doing. What do you mean?

The kids, where are the kids, Steve?

Steve, did you see the girls?

Did you see the girls?

Come on, Kate!

Last one there is a rotten egg. Oh, wait up.

Right... Mum. Yes, love?

Did you bring the candles?

I put them in and I'm sure of it.

Mummy and Nana Ruth made a cake with sparkles on it.

And you can eat the sparkles.

You can eat the sparkles?!

Well, isn't that lovely?

How are you, Mum?

We couldn't have gone bowling? Charlotte's choice.