My Girlfriend (Miss Unlovable / My Girlfriend Who Can't Be in Love / Wo Bu Neng Lian Ai De Nu Peng You / 我不能恋爱的女朋友)

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These are the confidentiality agreement

and the agreement of Rou & Ze CP.

The contract period is half a year.

Once you sign it,

you will lose all rights

of free love.

So

I strove the right

to be free from signature for you.

Free from signature?

Yes.

You have the right

to sign it or not.

No.

I mean, is the payment

for each moth true?

Will you sign it or not?

Yes.

Mr. Zheng Ze,

I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation in the next half a year.

Hope you will take care of me, Xiaorou.

It's disclosed that

Zheng Ze is a son of a rich family.

Does Xiaorou

hit the jackpot?

Boss,

I'd like a bag of instant noodles

Wait.

I want a bag which is one yuan.

I don't want an expensive kind.

Have you ever seen a son of a rich family

who has malatang every day?

I heard that you have tickets to the concert.

Two tickets.

You mistook it. I don't have any.

Then you name a price.

2,000 yuan.

OK.

For one ticket.

You are too dark minded.

Hello, Zheng Ze,

I've arrived.

Where are you?

Turn around.

A warm-up game.

Kiss time.

The couple

caught by the camera

must do it.

Kiss. Kiss.

It's you.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

What's wrong with Chi Xin?

Did he get drunk or go crazy

or eat too many instant noodles?

Is he...

The boy living downstairs goes up again.

What did I tell you?

Shaxian is back.

Feeling a little envious, aren't you?

Boss,

you look

especially cheerful today.

You're smiling

and you walk with a swagger.

I don't think you get it.

It's not a male MC that I'm looking for.

The guy

is so far yet so near.

I see what you mean.

You're looking for a male MC

that attracts you.

Excuse me.

I'm afraid that our show doesn't suit you.

No.

I don't think you get what I mean.

I'm not looking for a male MC.

Well, the guy

is so far

yet so near.

Bingo.

Ding Xiaorou, you got them right.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Chi.

Our workers are back.

Good.

They can do on-site installation now, right?

Yes, sir.

Then I'm coming back now.

OK.

Can it be fixed today?

Today?

I'm afraid not.

As you can see,

it's not

just that your floor boards

need drying.

We need to reinstall them.

The earliest appointment

would be made three days from today.

The decoration will take a day,

then you can move in a week later.

In five days, OK?

We'll do our best,

but we can't guarantee that.

Please contact our manager

if you find it acceptable

so that we can make preparations.

OK. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Where shall I put up for tonight?

=You're my sister.=

=You're my babe.=

=Treasure this feeling.=

I've got some good news for you.

My floor is seriously damaged

and the repair work will take about a week.

I've got three choices for you.

Plan A:

find a better repair shop

and you'll be in charge.

Plan B:

I'll go stay at a hotel,

a four-star hotel at least.

You know

that I'm a light sleeper.

You'll foot the bill.

As for Plan C...

I choose Plan D.

Look.

Isn't the so-called sharing economy

all the rage these days?

I already owe you so much money,

right?

Now you're suggesting new debts.

I can't afford it

if you stay at a five-star hotel every day.

Maybe

you could stay at my place for a couple of days?

We're neighbors anyway.

It'll be quite convenient for you, too.

I don't mind at all.

We're sisters.

I mean...

We're good neighbors.

I heard

that people with insomnia

often hate to be away from home.

My place

is closer to your flat, isn't it?

We'll be sharing the flat for five days,

and during this period

the first party has priority

in using domestic appliances

such as the TV, the fridge and the washer.

Who's the first party?

I am, of course.

Article Two,

the bed in the loft shall be mine,

while you can decide if you want to sleep

on the couch, on the floor

or in the bathroom.

I'm not gonna sleep in the bathroom.

Article Three,

the first party and the second party

must respect each other's lifestyle

and keep a certain distance.

The second party must stay away

from the first party's personal belongings.

Physical contact is out of the question.

Yeah.

Article Four,

the two parties shall use the lavatory,

the bathroom and the kitchen during different periods of time.

When can I use them, then?

When I'm not using them.

How could you be so bossy?

The final article,

the second party is obliged to provide

breakfast and supper for the first party.

Any omissions

shall be added later.

He thinks he's living in a hotel.

What did you say?

Nothing.

I've been too busy today

to prepare any ingredients.

I've only got some instant noodles,

will they do?

Article Three: no physical contact.

Instant noodles are the best ingredient.

At this moment, I feel ashamed

of my lack of culinary skills as a woman.

Wait a moment.

Isn't it a bit too exquisite?

You're too rough.

Wait.

Wait 10 seconds.

Can we eat them now?