Cliffside

This is "CliffSide,"

a lawless town

ruled by only the most ruthless,

Johnny Law evadin'-est,

no good horse spookin'-est,

dastardly of the dastardly.

Aka . . .

My voice over.

What?

Did-

Did somebody say something?

N-

Something about a voice over?

Not me!

It was me!

I'm Two-Bit Jerry!

A gunslinger and an outlaw!

So begone monster! Back to the cliffs with ya!

Waylon, my dad needs ya.

Ah, Jo! Watch out!

Scary. I said begone!

That's honest Jo,

my partner in crime.

She's never told a lie!

You're bad at this.

Uh oh!

Forgot they could do that!

Ah!

Background Street Crosser,

watch out!

Oh, don't mind me,

just moseying along!

Ooo!

Ahh!

Oh my!!!!

Aahh!

I'm, uh,

out of bullets.

Same.

What's important is we

fight to the-

wait what?

Nice!

I'm a better shot than I thought!

Ah!!!

Oof!

Jo, help!

I was being cheeky, I know you shot them!

Jooo!!!! I'm sorry, I learned my lesson!

Secretly, I haven't learned a th-

Oooo my God, the other one is coming!!!!!

Now I'm learning my lesson twice as fast!

Jo!!!!

Sheriff Pinecone,

hand over the money and no one gets hurt!

Not this time, Two-Bit.

Somebody sold you out.

My old partner!

Whatcha doing?

Wha?!

Ahhhh!!!

Ooof.

Ow.

Remember how this town is

surrounded by monsters?

Yeah! What do you mean?!

I shot like 50 in the intro sequence!

50?

Didn’t even cry.

Nothing suspicious about mentioning

that specifically. Ah, whatever!

Just be glad I helped you at all! I’m Two-Bit Jerry!

A no good dastardly gunslinger!

Eeeh.

I, er,

I once shot a man just fer lookin’ at me wrong!

Then I shot ‘em again fer dyin’!

Pew pew...

Just pretend to stand watch.

Fine.

Whoops!

Hrmmm...

AAhh!!!!

Mrrmmm...

...Hmmm?

Hmmm?

Uhhhh.

Hello?

Gah!!!

It’s fine, you can stay over there.

Four of my eyes!

Okay, that was weird.

No it wasn’t.

It was...

. . . horrifying.

I’m going to eat you now.

Cut it out!

I’m Two-Bit Jerry,

the most dastardly outlaw there is!

I once shot a sheriff just cuz I was grumpy from shootin’ sheriffs all day!

Really?

Yessss . . .

I- I’m so dastardly,

I once shot my own posse just cuz my g- g-

gun was gettin' heavy

with the extra bullets!

Plus...

I once distracted a

stupid spider long enough

to escape her dumb web!

Haha!!!

Whoops!!!!

AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ugghhh...

Ouch...

But more importantly,

HA HA!!!

That was nifty!

Gah! How the heck did you-

???:

Well what do we have here?

Looks like Cordie finally

caught something other than flies!

Ha...Hey Yannis,

hi Death Itself.

Ha! Nice.

So how ‘bout you hand over the little cowboy?

Wait, what? But you just said...

Oh please, Cordie,

how ‘bout you be useful and

stand watch for more prey or something? And speaking of being useless,

come near my nest to scavenge for food again

and I’ll

rip your

tiny

head off- Ah, put a lid on it!

She was gonna eat me just fine

till you guys showed up!

Did it ever occur to you

maybe I can do more than just

STAND WATCH?!

Wait...you mean...

...me?

Who?

WAYLON/CORDIE:

AAhhhahaa!!!!

I regret so many things!!!

I think I like you two much better as

PUDDLES!

WAYLON/CORDIE:

You...

stood up for me.

No, I think I was transferring

personal issues!

Huh?!

Mmff.

Huh?

Wha-...

...that was...