Lost Girl

Ahhhhhhh!

Aaaaaand,

cue the blond in the babydoll dress

walking into the woods.

Alone.

Human sashimi, anyone?

I could rescue her. So easily.

Yes, yes... you can chi-suck your way to victory.

You are a superstar. You really can do anything.

Uh, except fix my relationship.

True.

You suck at coupledom.

I think what you meant was,

"no worries Bo-Bo, you're just on a break."

Totes what I meant. Love conquers all.

Soul mates for life. Carpe Lauren.

When was the last time you were on a date?

Pffff...

Dating is so not a thing anymore.

It's all about group-hangs.

Besides, I have a vibrant inner life...

Oh, that reminds me:

We need to get more batteries.

Uh oh...

No! No, I actually feel okay.

This little break is just part

of the Bo and Lauren journey.

We will be together in our own time.

I know you will, sweetie.

Oh, fresh meat!

The babysitter.

Annnnnnd the phone's ringing.

Mmmmm... Spoiler alert:

The call is coming from inside house!

Which, P.S., means the killer is inside the house!

Oh, no!!!

No, don't pick up the phone!

Get out of the house!

Get out of the house!!!

Parker residence.

Hey there.

Look sleaze, this ain't the perv hotline...

Lisa, it's Tim.

Mr. Parker...?

I'm sorry, I didn't recognize your voice.

I thought you were...

Wait, aren't you in India right now?

Well, I'm just checking in.

Of course.

Well Ashley was a total angel tonight.

Even ate all her broccoli.

You're the only one who can get her to eat her veggies.

With you in that tank top, I'd eat anything you wanted.

That neckline really shows just how much

you've grown in the past year.

I'm hanging up now.

Shit!

Who's there?!

Ahhhh!!!

Lisa....

Lisa?

Mrs. Parker...

Sweetheart, you fell asleep.

No... but Mr. Parker... He was here...!!

No, honey, Tim's on a business trip.

Remember?

Oh, darlin', I'm gonna get you a glass of water.

Lost Girl 03x11 Adventures in Fae-bysitting Original Air Date March 31, 2013

Life is hard when you don't know who you are.

It's harder when you don't know what you are.

My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years...

Searching while hiding.

Only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

Oh man, this takes me back.

Look at us, Bo-Bo. God, we were so young...

Thanks for calling, Lisa.

And where did you find this?

On a bulletin board at a coffee shop.

Under a poster for meditation classes.

It's been awhile since we've taken on

a case cold, but it might be fun.

I, mean... Satisfying.

Mmkay...

So, Caroline and Tim Parker...

Now, you're sure that this gated community

isn't built on an ancient burial ground?

Portal to hell?

Something happened to Tim Parker.

Did you accidentally sacrifice a virgin?

Kenzi.

What? It happens.

This isn't the first time something bizarre

has happened in Shady Grove.

Look, I think we can help you.

Just... One second......

One second...

Just... One second...

Ok, not that I don't love the idea

of Bo and Kenzi playing desperate housewives,

but this chickie's got nada to go on.

Look at her, Kenzi, she is terrified.

Or, medicated.

Maybe taking the suburbs by storm

is just what the doctor ordered.

Alert the neighbourhood watch...

Hotties be invading.

Uh huh.

Okay.

Okay.

Detective Dyson?

Yes?

May I sit?

The Ash sent me.

Uh...

Please.

My name is Anita. A few weeks ago,

I felt pain like I've never felt before.

Like a part of me was ripped out.

At the same time, I lost contact with my sister.

She was...

Your twin.

Identical, yes.

How did you know?

Uh, twins have a bond,

a connection unlike any other, right?

So, you say you lost contact with her...?

Riley was traveling.

She usually checked in every couple of weeks or so,

and then she stopped. Will you help me?

Of course.

That's my job.

Block parties, neighbourhood watch,

the list goes on and on and on and on,

this neighbourhood is wonderful!

Come on in!

Just went on the market...

Mmmhmm...

Great price... First to look at it.

Wow! Well, thank you...

I hope you're impressed.

Wow! Hardwood!

Oooooh...

And all this natural light.

This is, like, grown-up nice.

What's wrong with our place?

It has character.

Yeah, and roach-termite hybrids.

So!

What do you ladies think?

I love the high ceilings...

Mmmhmm...

And would your husband like them?

Well, I'm looking for a fresh start, actually...

We both are.

My sister Kenzi here just left rehab.

Anti-depressants.

Turns out there is such a thing as "too perky."

And you...?

Well, my partner laur... ence and I

we're taking a break.

He left her at the altar.

For our other sister. I can't even...

Oh, sweetie, you'll be better off for it.

I learned that after my second divorce.

Oh, no, like I told you... We're just on a break.

Shady Grove is without a doubt

the best community in the city.

Wonderful energy. Great parks.

Nice people.

Great, because I'm very concerned about safety.

Oh, you ladies heard... I was gonna tell you.

Tell us what?

The gentleman who owned this house previously...

Jake Thatcher... Disappeared.

Left all his furniture and a substantial collection

of lingerie catalogues.

He was one of Shady Grove's most eligible bachelors.

Oh! He would've been perfect for you!

More perfect than Vic Voyeur, I hope.

So sad.

Maybe he's just looking to get into the neighbourhood?

No, he lives next door.

Sam lost his wife, got weird.

Has a weird ten year old, too.

I don't think he was breastfed...

Excuse me, ladies.

Hello?

You started without me??

Okay, calm down.

I'm coming...

I'm coming... okay...

I'm so sorry, ladies.

I forgot I had another appointment.

My friend Caroline is just losing it!

Take a look around as long as you like.

And lock up when you leave, ok?

Thank you!