Community Squad (División Palermo)

Are you sure?

Relax, it's okay. They're all morons. They won't notice.

- -

We can make you disappear, man.

But let's go to the back so you can explain to me

where the missing stuff is.

Huh? Come on.

Hey, will you help me with these boxes?

Does he look familiar?

His family isn't near here, so I'll give you his stuff now, okay?

But I don't...

GRANDPA KERMANN TOYS

COMMUNITY SQUAD

Well, so that's why I want to underline the importance of intelligence work, okay?

The only way we're able to get to the bottom of this though.

It's called mop trafficking, guys.

They teamed up with the Peruvian mafia, mm?

No disrespect to our friend Mario over there.

I'm Bolivian.

Well...

A mop-- What is that?

Just to make sure that everyone here is on the same page.

Yeah, it's a tool to clean up with.

It's good, 'cause you don't have to get on your knees at all.

Plus, it cleans the floors one time because it doesn't leave any streaks.

Someone just won himself a mop, it seems.

No, it's evidence.

Right, I-- I just said it

because I was in that warehouse and there weren't any mops. I don't--

Look, the thing is when someone runs away, it's normal to miss some details, huh?

Yeah.

The people found dead, were probably the ones who fired at Diego,

before getting caught by the Peruvian mafia.

Apologies, man.

So, now the D.A. has everything she needs to close the case.

Well, thanks for the, uh, investigation.

This restores trust in the police force, hm?

Well, I hope this lifts your spirits because I need you at your best, huh?

The pilot program is almost over and more than likely, it won't continue.

However, we're seeing very promising results, huh?

So I don't want you to worry about it, because, I mean, if we take stock--

It really isn't good.

Because we're on the newspaper cover, not for our performance,

instead, because an urban guard was arrested by the police.

That's why the minister was very clear that we need to work together.

She wants you patrolling with smiles.

That's not a difficult task to handle, is it?

For fuck's sake.

I think that's weird about the mops thing.

I'm gonna ask Joni for his opinion.

Don't worry, my friend.

- What's up, Feli? - Nothing.

Just, um, investigating, I've got other conclusions.

Yeah, but don't-- That's not our job, is it, Feli?

Huh? You think too much.

You need to take some action.

That will help you, see? Release some stress.

Also with your teammates, 'cause they're not so happy with you.

- How so? - Huh?

- Did anyone talk to you? -

They nearly all did.

Ah.

What--?

- What did they say? - Oh, things will work out eventually.

- Did they say mean things? - No, no.

- I've bad breath, or was it--? - You should just focus on doing your work.

Your performance has really plummeted lately, okay?

I don't know, you started off great and all of a sudden, you lost your edge.

- What happened? - I didn't start off so great.

You're right, it wasn't a good start. But anyway, we'll get it together

because Julio is here today. He'll be watching, yeah?

- Who's my partner? - No!

- Yes. - No, no!

- Julio, no! - What's the problem?

- Fuck my life! - What's the problem?

I'm fucked!

- You're killing me! - Can we switch our partners?

Time to get up, Doguito.

What for?

Maybe it's not definitive. Couples go through breaks.

She got the apartment appraised.

- She got a haircut. - Well, maybe she-...

She's taking theater lessons.

- Oh. - Ooh.

- Yeah, that sounds pretty definitive. - God.

Well, you've got a reason to, uh... put all your energy into work.

Your old man always valued what I did for him.

Ever since the Queen took over, I've no idea who I work for.

For us.

- We're family, Dogo. - Right.

I'll get you through this.

The easy way or the hard way, Doguito.

L'chaim.

Bottoms up.

5-4-5, robbery reported at the intersection of Serran--

Driver picks the music, Rosenberg.

But what's "5-4-5"?

- Like, maybe we-- - Shh-

Are you feeling down? You wanna lift your spirits?

- Are you and Wheelie having issues? - All good.

I'm great. We're sort of in this period as "just friends", but we're, uh, we're more...

- That's bad. That's bad. - Yeah. Yeah, it's bad.

- - Ya know-- Hey, watch it, fucker!

You know what you could really use?

Some food.

- Huh? - Nah.

- Are you hungry? - No.

Yeah, you're hungry.

Be good, okay? I have a surprise.

Remember, you can reach us at 11-4185-5858.

Hello!

Let's get back to our callers. Who's this?

- Hi, I'm Esteban. - Uh-huh.

I wanted to ask for the usual song

because I'm with a friend who's going through a tough time of heartbreak.

- Ah-ha. - He's lonely. You gotta see his face.

- I'm looking at him now. Heartbreaking. - Poor guy. Okay.

Thank you so much. I'm a big fan.

Here's a song by Dangerous Friendships for Esteban...

- Chips? - No.

... a fine police officer.

- These are really delicious. - I'm not hungry.

But look, they're so good, mm.

["Me Haces Tanto Bien" by Amistades Peligrosas playing on radio]

Come on!

Sing it!

Sing it!

And?

I just had my car stereo stolen! - What now?

- I just had my car stereo stolen! - Which way did they go?

- That way. -

- What's the matter? - Wow.

Nothing, huh?

Guy can't take care of his car, and we're supposed to deal with it?

Not like that.

- No? How then? - It's been a difficult year for all of us.

Especially for thieves.

Look, it's one thing to be a cop, and it's another thing to behave like one.

You want some chips, huh?

Can't we patrol the streets at least?

You want action?

That'd be cool.

Shh, shh.

What's going on, fucker?

What's wrong with you, asshole?

Hey. What's up? You shit your pants, huh? Scared shitless.

Did you see his face?

No, I came with the kid so he learns a little bit about the dynamics in here.

- Uh, should we grab a seat? - We're playing with really big money.

Well, I can get some more then. Alright, no biggie.

- See you boys later. - You alright?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Come here a sec.

Huh?

- That's not why I brought you here. - No?

See that guy in the brown shirt? Play it cool.

No, no, what are you doing? That's not being cool.

- That dude's a badass dealer. Okay? - Okay.

Come on.

Go, beat it.

Puli, my friend,

What's wrong?

Nothing, it's just all these dealers are looking for pills, you know?

This is a classic.

Gets you through work. Look at Germán.

- Three lines and he's a-okay. - Absolutely, yeah.

They shit on tradition. Actually, I wanted to ask if by any chance I could--

I hate you, man.

- I love you so much. - I don't.

Well, you're the best, man.

Gimme your credit card.

What, we have to pay for this? I don't really--

- It's my dad's credit card, I don't th-- - There we go, it's fine.

One, two three.

The big one's for you, okay?

- Hit that shit. Felipe, like this. Huh? - I'm good.

- Woo! - Ow!

We're working, huh?

There's some left.

- Yeah. - Here.