Clash-A-Rama

Hey, Jack! Get over here!

Ta-da!

- Oops. Jack, clean that up. - Aw, man.

Ha! Victory goes to the pure of heart!

And also to me.

The way they're talking about me makes me think they're talking about me.

What are they saying?

"¿Oro en el mar?"

Oh, I can never figure out the right dosage for English.

"Oui, oui."

"Versunkener Schatz."

No, you stupid spell. Proper English!

On its last journey back from the Night Island,

the Night Ship was carrying such an abundance of gold,

it nearly capsized.

The crew had to throw one whole chest overboard.

If we could only swim, that gold could be ours!

But alas, we're built to steal, not swim.

Useless Goblins

passing up a sunken treasure because they can't swim.

Wait a minute. Jaakko can swim.

And I'm Jaakko!

All right, my freeloading brother,

I need you to distract the Night Witch so I can borrow her ship.

And how am I supposed to do that?

Use that "Herman charm" I hear so much about.

Sure. She seems chill.

Hello, I'm Herman and

you are beautiful.

Those lifeless eyes are captivating.

They allow me to see beyond your mortal plane.

Hot.

So N-Dubs, how about you and I get out of here

and grab a Dark Elixir or two?

Well, I haven't had anything to eat or drink in ages.

Jaakko at sea. A magical adventure!

Magical.

That gold is as good as mine!

Maybe I'll buy those Goblins a round to thank them,

and drink it in front of them.

Wow, the ocean in all its glory.

The gold! It's real! I'm rich!

Now, to open the chest and have my expectations met.

There was sunken treasure down there after all!

The joke's on...

Bon voyage!

...Jaakko.

Wait a minute. I'm Jaakko!

One of you ate my last coconut,

and I'm not dealing another hand of gin rummy,

until the thief admits to the crime.

I won't be made a fool of.

Me?! Why would I steal my own coconut?

Crazy? Who are you calling crazy?

Okay, I'm sorry we fought.

Can we make up? No answer?

Is this the silent treatment?

No more fights, we want rights!

No more fights, we want rights!

No more fights, we want rights! No more...

What's the meaning of all this?

This village's troops are hereby on strike!

We're done fighting until you meet all our demands.

Demands? Strike? Hereby? That's agitator talk!

What could you possibly want that you don't already have?

Shorter fighting days!