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Stop the car!

Stop it!

'Nobody calls you out.'

'About what?'

That Grace wouldn't be dead if you hadn't been fucking over Matty

and every other boy you get your hands on!

Ah! Oh, shit.

Mini, I love you.

'Seriously, Alo! What is wrong with you?'

You're what's wrong with me.

You have to tell him.

'I've really fucked it, haven't I?'

'If I, had, erm, a problem'

would you, would you help me? Would you, would you stand by me?

Morning.

Morning.

Are you coming up for air any time soon?

You know you've got your appointment today.

Oh, God, can't I just stay here?

Oh, I'm afraid not.

Plus it's starting to smell a bit like vagina in here.

If people see you they're going to know. It's pretty obvious now.

I mean you look like you swallowed half a goat.

No!

Fuck!

Shit!

Hola!

Hello, Franky.

Party was it?

Yeah, we had a sleepover.

Films and face packs not quite doing it for you?

We've been a bit, erm... distracted.

Eric, stop fucking cleaning!

I'm sorry about the mess.

It's Mini, she's not feeling very well, she's a bit ill.

Oh, ill? Not hangover?

Well, I'd better go and check on the poor babe.

See, the thing is...

I don't think she's really up to seeing anyone at the moment.

I mean, she's changing right now so, erm...

Mini, here we come! Me and your mum are coming up!

Shit!

All right, Mum?

Yeah, you?

Nice tan!

Going to tell me what the fuck's going on, sweetheart?

You've destroyed the house and...

this bed smells disgusting!

Oh, er, Mum, Mum! Stop it!

I'm going to wash it!

Mum, let go! I'll do it!

Fine!

I'm going to go out for dos cervezas,

while I still have an inch of holiday left in me

and when I get back, I want this place to be spotless.

Do you understand, girl?

And, Franky?

Yes, Shelley?

Go the fuck home, OK, sweetheart?

Franks.

Nick?

Yeah, well, I told you I just, I need some space for a bit.

Yeah, I'm OK.

Well, no, I told you I'm with Mini.

I don't know. A while.

What the fuck?

Yeah, OK. I've gotta go, Nick.

The phone!

Yeah, I know you do.

Franky, Matty's out there! He's fucking sat right out there!

Yeah, I know.

He's, er, he's been there for a while.

Fuck you!

Why don't you tell him to go Romeo

for somebody who actually gives a shit!

He's giving me some serious heebie jeebies.

Yeah...

me too.

He's right there, Franks.

This is ridiculous, slow down, Franky, I can't walk this...

He can't always have his own way. He doesn't own me.

I don't want to own you, Franky.

Can't you go pout at someone else?

This sub-Twilight bullshit isn't really my scene.

Oh, my God, you're just fucking him because he's safe.

You're fucking him because he's a safer version of me.

No, I'm fucking him because he gets me off more than you ever did.

Don't try and ruin this for me.

I'm not doing anything. You haven't seen him for days.

Mini needs me.

Oh... so you're going to try play second mummy

while you sort out your abandonment complex?

Where are you even going?

I am trying to get my friend to her appointment!

Well, you're not doing a very good job.

Oh, fuck, Min...

Mini? Mini!

Something's wrong.

Just fuck off, Matty! Leave us alone.

She needs... she needs an ambulance.

Franky, what the fuck is going on?

She's fine, Alo, it was nothing.

But what happ...

Hi, Alo.

Mother fucker.

He was outside the house and Mini dropped.

I panicked and he was there...

I couldn't give less of a shit, Franky, all right?

Just tell me where she is.

And what the hell is going on? I haven't seen her for weeks.

They won't let us back there.

OK, they said she was fine so if we just...

Mini! Mini! Mini?

Mins? Mins!

Er... Can I help you?

You can't go through there, OK?

I'm looking for Mini.

Can you just tell me what's going on, please? Mini McGuiness.

I think she's through there, I've got to go and see her.

'Hi, its Grace, smile and speak at the beep!'

I think it's all about to go wrong, Gracie.

Mini?

Sorry, Mini, right?

Shit, sorry to keep you waiting.

Fucking idiot just tried to take her own appendix out.

Messy.

Ever had one of those days

when you'd rather shoot yourself in the head

than talk to one more dickhead who's "fallen" naked

onto a bottle of creme de menthe?

Anyway, I'm ready to get my doctor "thang" on, if you're ready?

We're, um...

I don't really get why you can't just tell me what's going on.

Cos confidentiality's a bitch?

She's my girlfriend!

Oh my God, like, really?!

Park the arse, and I'll let you know.

Fine.

Yep, there's the little fucker.

So what's going on?

Not much by the looks of things.

Um, you're anaemic which is probably why you feel tired and faint.

And your blood pressure was a little high.

What, what about the pain?

Probably just stress. The baby's fine.

You should keep an eye on the blood pressure though,

that really can be dangerous.

So my, my body is fucking with the baby?

Well, I suppose it is, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck, Mini.

There isn't a word I'm saying, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Was that supposed to make me feel better?!

No! I do know what I'm talking about, I do!

We'll do another scan, you'll see.

Mini, your baby's fine.

She's fine.

She?

When you going to tell them you called Nick?

Now seems good.

Matty.

Nick don't. Jesus don't...

Nick, Nick...

Nick, I'm fine.

How long have you been back?

A while.

Why didn't you call me?

I came back for her, Nick.

You were dumped fucking months ago mate, take a hint.

I'm not the one who's got it all wrong, little brother.

Nick! Chill out!

Right, calm down.

Get off me... all of you.

I'll calm down if he leaves.

I'm really sorry, we'll calm down.

Sit down, shut up or get out.

Oh yeah... there she is!

Does she look OK?

She looks perfect.

Alo .

Well, that's a new one.

Sorry... I'm sorry... I

Alo, wait...

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. I knew it. I fucking knew it.

You !

Is she OK?

She's pregnant.

You all fucking knew, didn't you?

Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me?

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God...

I tried, remember? But she was right obviously.

She knew you'd be like this.

Like what? She's just ruined my fucking life

and you've helped her do it!

I thought maybe you'd changed.

She should have told him, Franky.

Oh, my God. You're telling me this dickhead knew before me?

I was trying to help.

Oh my God.