Kevin Can Wait

- Hey. - Hey, Jackie boy!

Here's your lunch. Right here, buddy.

I was gonna put in watermelon, but, uh, it didn't look good,

so, uh, I ate it, and, uh...

Ended up being good. Really good, actually.

Uh, you got cherries.

Hey, uh, Dad, where's my lacrosse uniform?

Oh. I washed it.

Okay, tell me you didn't touch my sports bra.

Started to, then it kind of felt weird, so...

I picked it up with salad tongs.

I'll go get your stuff for you, all right?

I thought you were going to talk to him.

You gotta tell him not to pick me up from school.

He's driving me crazy.

Okay, guys, I'm on it. I got a plan.

Okay, well, he comes to every one of my lacrosse practices.

Not even the coach does that.

I got it covered.

- Okay, just go to school. - Here you go. Here's your stuff.

“Under items” are in the middle, like a sandwich.

Like a sandwich. Not touching. Not touching.

Now see how it works? All right, have a good day.

Hey, hey, guys, be leaders today, okay. Be leaders!

Hey, uh, Dad, do you got a minute?

Yeah. What's up?

Well, you know, I-I just wanted to say,

ever since Mom passed away, you have been incredible.

You know, really involved, which is amazing, so, so great.

Sweet pea, you gotta spit it out.

I love you, but I got cookies baking.

Okay, well, I'm thinking maybe today

you don't go to Sara's lacrosse practice

or you don't walk Jack home from school.

You know, he's got friends that think it's a little weird.

What? I-I don't walk with him. I'm back, like, 25, 30 yards.

That's the weird part.

Look, I gotta make sure he gets home safe.

- It's my job, all right? - Yeah, well, maybe you could

just take a little vacation from your job?

A Va... You know what? By the way, I was just thinking that.

We should all take a vacation to Hershey Park.

And I'm thinking this weekend, the whole family.

- Oh, wow! Fun! - Yes.

This... this is gonna be my first trip

as a full-fledged member of the Gable family.

But we... have other plans.

We can hit Amish country. How cool is that?

“Look at me. I'm Amish. I'm going to build a barn,

and you can churn the butter... ”

I don't know how they sound like, but...

- Hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, Vanessa!

What are you doing here?

Oh, I was just in the neighborhood,

thought I'd swing by, catch up.

- What? - Okay, I need a favor.

You know how after I retired, I started taking security gigs?

Well, today, need a partner, just for one day.

No can do. No, I'm a full-time dad now, all right.

- No, Dad, it's... - The kids depend on me.

just one day.

Chale and I can take care of the kids.

See? There ya go. Come on, I need you.

Just find somebody else, all right?

I can't! I need... the best.

Finally, we get to the truth.

All right, look, I guess Superman can fly one more time.

- Mm-hmm. - You know?

- That would be... great. - Okay.

I'll put on my cape.

And by “cape,” I mean some fresh sweats

'cause Superman likes to keep it loose in the caboose.

You know what I'm talking about?

Oh. Thank you. That was perfect.

He's been so obsessed with taking care of us

that he forgets he's supposed to have a life, too.

I know. And every time I bring it up,

he just gives me the tough guy routine,

so I just stick with the usual.

You know, “You're fat, you're dumb, you're useless.”

And he really needs that right now. Thank you.

- I do what I can. - Hmm.

Hurry up, idiot!

Wait a second. We gotta go back.

They didn't put onions on my burger.

We're not going back. Deal with it.

- Did you get onions on yours? - Yes.

Then obviously you have my burger. Okay.

- Can you just trade with me? - Fine. Fine, ya big baby. Here.

Thank you.

What... what is... what is...

- What is that? What is that? - I can't with you.

I don't know. Lipstick?

Lipstick? I want mine back.

- Give it back. - Oh.

Just give it back.

Can I just get the onions off yours?

- You are insane, man. - I just want the onions,

- You're sick. - just your onions.

It's just onions, that's all it is.

So what's the name of this company we're working for?

Golden Phoenix Security. It's a new company. Why?

I'm just sayin'...

You know, we're serving divorce papers.

It's kind of low-rent.

They're paying us.

Two people to hand the guy a piece of paper?

It's not that hard.

He's slippery, okay?

He knows we're coming.

I tried twice. He got away from me.

You tried twice?

Now I know why you had to bring in the big man.

What's he... Is that him over there?

Yeah. Okay, that's him. Okay.

- That's the guy, right? He's jogging. - Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, here's the plan. I'm gonna go around the back...

New plan! Let the big man roll!

It's good to stretch, right?

Yeah.

Hey.

Aren't you Anthony Baer?

You'll never take me alive.

No, I don't want to take you alive.

Just gonna give you an envelope. That's all I'm gonna do.

Tell my wife I'm not getting divorced!

- A man can love two women! - What?

He's fast.

Just... Hey! I'm just trying to give you...

Hey, kid, give me the bike! Retired police business.

Hey! The steering's jacked.

It doesn't matter, kid.

I've been riding my whole life, all right? Look out.

Steering's jacked, man! The steering is jacked!

Aah!

Yeah. What's up?

- You okay there, Superman? - Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Just a little scrape on the arm, that's all.

I'm talking about your eyes. Your pupils are different sizes.

Ah, it's just the cop juices flowing, that's all.

You look a little concussion-y.

- Fired up. - I can't believe he got away.

And he moved out of his apartment, so now we got nothing.

No. I saw something on his shirt, okay.

He had...

I got... You know what it said? It said “Staff.”

Oh, that's great.

Now we know he works somewhere on the planet.

There was an emblem be... underneath.

It was like a, uh...

I'm telling you, it was a baseball or, like,

a-a-a ball of yarn, or like, scoops... scoops of ice cream.

Tomorrow, bright and early, let's meet up at that diner...

- What? Tomorrow? - Yeah.

No, no, no, no. This is a one-day gig.

Oh, okay. So Superman's a quitter?

No, Superman's got a lot on his plate.

I gotta make banana bread... Oh, Superman's gotta get bananas.

And eggs and yea... You make yeast or do you, like...

- I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. -

- Do you buy yeast? - Where would you go to...

Where do you go to buy yeast?

Oh, boy.

Hey, uh, Dad? There's somebody here to see you.

What? Who?

Just come on.

All right. What?

- Ohh! There he is! - Guy!

- What are you guys doing here? - We're here to watch the game.

Yeah, you never come to Enzo's anymore,

- so we brought Enzo's to you. - Yeah.

Along with a little message from Enzo himself...

“Profits are dipping. Please come back soon.”

Uh, very sweet of you guys, but I...

I got a lotta things going on. I can't... I can't do it.

What are you cooking? Oh, this is a sports bra.

- - Sorry.

Actually, Dad, we can handle the laundry.

You... No, I gotta make a banana bread. I can't...

No, we already made it.

And by “we,” she means...

we.

All right, guess I'm watching the game.

- Yeah! - Yeah.

I heard through the grapevine you did a gig with Cellucci.

Oh, yeah. It was a... it was an easy one.

One-day deal. You know, just serving papers.

Should've been in and out,

but, of course, Cellucci blew it.

- She's usually pretty good. - Yeah, not yesterday she wasn't.

Well, what happened to your arm?

Oh. I was, uh...

I was out raking leaves,

and the, uh, the rake, it just got away from me.

A rake did that?

Either way, it's good that you're gettin' back out there.

You know what? I gotta say, it was kind of fun.

I'm sorry. I'm a little fuzzy on this rake thing.

- How does a rake hurt you there? - Just leave it alone, guy.