The Bandit Hound

- Mr. , I really think

once you see these numbers, you're

gonna be convinced that we're gonna

put because it's only

the best option that you have.

We've done some comparisons,

oh, here, thank you, Madeline.

As you can see, your investments

will continue to grow even during

difficult economic times.

We can open an account right now.

I think I'm going to wait.

I understand.

But thank you for your time.

Good day.

It's a very good day.

Send him in.

Merry Christmas!

Excuse me!

Oh, hello.

Good afternoon, would you be so kind

as to fill my backpack with 100 dollar bills,

you have two minutes, don't try anything funny.

Oh, yes, I'm going, I'm going.

Here we go, keys.

Going, okay, okay, okay.

Dog with a bomb, dog with a bomb,

dog with a bomb, dog with a bomb,

go go go, dog with a bomb!

What are you waiting for?

The bomb!

How'd it go?

- Keep it down back there, will ya?!

A tracking device.

Would you have found this?

- You know Manny, I was thinking.

Maybe next time we should use a real bomb

just in case if they catch him.

He'll lead them to us, not like

we couldn't get another mutt.

What are you saying?

That any ol' dog could do what he did?

- If you train them, they'll do whatever you want.

It's not that easy.

Bandit is one of a kind.

A natural born thief, and not dog things

like squeaky toys and bones.

He steals gold, silver, jewelry.

So no talk about blowing him up, okay?

He's one of a kind.

Where are you going?

- I'm going to the bathroom, if that's all right with you.

Bandit, keep an eye on him!

Just to keep an eye on him.

Such a stupid dog.

I feed you a biscuit, best friends.

See?

Biscuit, best friend.

Hey!

Hey!

Shut up!

What's going on here?

- Probably a boy stuck in a well.

1XL-520, 1XL-520, requesting

backup at the abandoned warehouse

on Hill and 6th.

- What do you got in your pockets?

Nothing.

Oh yeah?

Come on, show me what you have in your pockets.

I got nothing in my pockets.

Police!

Hands up!

Oh "nothing in your pockets."

- You should really learn to keep

your dog quiet if you're gonna

have him do your dirty work.

Hey, don't move!

Hold it!

Bandit!

Don't move!

- Here, put him in here!

It's off to the pound with you, boy.

Ahh!

That's funny.

Thanks a lot.

Hey hey hey, don't blame me,

blame the scrap heap of a bike.

Yeah, scrap heap!

Hey, give that back!

Hey, over here, over here.

Hey, watch out.

You play with dolls?

Man, busted toys, busted bike.

What'd you come from, Skid Row?

This kid's a loser.

- The way I see it, there are two

ways that this is gonna go down.

You can pick on me for a couple of months,

I'm not really sure how bullying's

done around here, but you'll probably

learn I do not have as much money

or friends as you guys do, and eventually

you'll see that we're not all that

different and I'm actually kinda cool.

Or two, we could just fast forward

and try to be friends.

At least acquaintances.

- is for dirt bags like you!

Geek!

You know what, fine, just give

me back the Captain and I'll leave.

Captain?

Oh no.

What is he, like Captain Kirk?

- Yeah, who are you, Mr. Spock?

More like Mr. Loser.

Whoa!

Here here!

Hey, thanks.

Cool dog.

The mail!

Did it come yet?

No.

Yes, look, I'm telling you, you need

to put me on a payment plan.

Oh great, yeah, yeah, just have your

supervisor call me, I can't wait

to explain all this again.

Bummer.

Owen, what?

Report card didn't come.

You know, we should just assume

my Fall grades were good and go

ahead and get a dog, yeah?

How's the neighborhood, kiddo?

- I mean Christmas is just around the corner --

Neighborhood?

Well to be honest, a plight.

That bad, huh?

Look, maybe next time you should

go out without the Captain.

Mom, be honest with me, are we

not gonna be poor soon?

This new job is gonna give us

a whole lot more than we had in awhile.

I still have to sort out dad's hospital bills,

but I will and at least now we're in

the same neighborhood as Aunt Deb.

Look, we will talk about a dog

when your report card comes in.

Yeah, like it's ever gonna.

- You wouldn't happen to mean this

report card, would you?

You had it the whole time?

It's not bad, not too bad, but

a B- in science?

I promise I'll try harder at

this new school, so can we get

a dog, pretty please?

Well...

- I know the drill, I'll walk it every day

and feed it, make sure it doesn't smell,

clean up all its --

I spoke to the landlord.

Yes, we can have a dog.

Wait, hang on, hang on a minute,

on one condition.

School starts in a couple of weeks

and I want you to really make an

effort to make new friends, it can't

be just you and the Captain.

You gotta give this place a fair shot.

I promise, Mom.

Yes yes yes, woohoo!

Like I was ever gonna say no.

I've got a surprise for you!

Who's that?

- Well I found him on the street,

he reminded me of Bandit.

You found him?

- Yeah, he's a stray dog, you know,

it's just like Bandit.

- How come he has a collar and a tag?

- You gotta see what he can do with a frisbee.

I thought maybe you could train him

like you did Bandit.

Damn it, I thought I lost them.

Don't open it!

Yes?

- You stole our dog! - You stole our dog!