Standing Up for Sunny

- This is the story of my best friend.

That's him.

Not now.

That's him now.

He has issues.

Fuck off!

- Intimacy issues.

Nobody's home!

- And anger issues.

And other stuff.

When you have a disability,

you're on display at all hours.

Travis is a solo act.

He lives alone

and he works alone.

And nobody dreams of being alone forever.

You're bent, you horn dog!

Nice spasmobile!

Hey, now we know why he walks like that.

Yeah.

He's got a permanent boner.

- I think he shat himself!

Oh shit!

Shit!

Oh shit, run!

Run!

Who's shitting themself now?

No!

Oh, he's coming!

You crazy fuck!

Oh, shit.

Up yours, loser!

Oh, dear.

Travis.

Little shit!

Listen,

what you have to understand

is that the kids in this college are assholes.

But that doesn't mean you can just go

and run the little shitbags over.

Am I fired?

- Travis, you have problem with your anger.

Now you need to go and talk to somebody.

You have to promise me.

I don't have a problem.

It's not my fault the world's fucked.

Promise me.

Freeze, asshole!

That's me...

meeting Travis.

Ah!

Motherfucker!

Put your hands on your head!

Get on the couch and don't move!

What couch?

That couch!

- I can't see any couch, I can't see anything.

I'm blind!

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Here, just...

Sit there.

I'm calling an ambulance.

Can I get you anything?

Oh.

A beer would be nice.

I'm calling you an ambulance.

What for?

You said you can't see.

I was blind already.

What kind of burglar are you?

- I'm not a burglar, I thought you were a burglar.

- I'm not a burglar, I live here.

- Oh, well, that's a relief then.

No one's a burglar.

- I get it now, you're a little blind and...

you just stumbled into the wrong apartment.

No harm done.

Easy for you to say.

You didn't get hit over the head with a frying pan.

- It was a freaking baseball bat.

- Oh, no wonder my freaking head hurts.

I need some medication.

Could you, in my bag there?

Is this it?

Yeah, that looks like it.

- Can I get you a glass of water?

Beer would be better.

Uh...

I was thinking like asprin.

No, you can't smoke asprin.

Are you freaking crazy?

Well,

I don't think you can, can you?

- You mind just telling me what's going on?

- You should've received one of these, didn't you?

It's Braille.

What's it say?

- This is a subsidised apartment.

So?

It has two bedrooms.

So?

- Well, you can only sleep in one.

No, no.

Nuh-uh, not happening.

It's official.

Either I move in or you pay rent on the extra room.

Like 130, 350. - Oh, God.

I can't afford that.

Well it's settled then.

Oh man, we're gonna have a great time.

No, we're not!

Yeah, sure we will, trust me.

I make the perfect roommate

because I got like 10 percent vision,

so you can like walk around with your hairy boys hanging out

and I'll never know.

- No, I won't because you are not staying.

Out!

- Are you pointing at a door right now?

No.

I'm blind.

And homeless

with a possible concussion.

What's your disability?

Are you a heartless dick?

Oh, oh, okay!

Okay, you can stay!

Just till we get this sorted, okay?

And we need to set some boundaries.

Roomie!

Boundaries!

When I am home, you stay in your room.

I've gotta unpack my stuff.

Fine, you do that.

I'm going to the pub.

Oh, great idea!

I'll come with you.

Are we walking or driving?

Oh shit, I guess we're walking.

Come on, take a hit.

Let's get to know each other, I'm Gordo.

I'm 27.

I'm an Aries.

I'm Samoan.

I'm single but looking.

I enjoy bubble baths and...

Oh, British music of the '80s.

I play the ukulele.

Give me that.

Ha.

Yes.

And I'm like,

come on, toaster, I want four toasts!

Not three on one side and five on the other.

Just four all over!

You know what, this isn't what I signed up for.

You made up the numbers, toaster, not me.

I think my kitchen appliances hate me.

- Lucky you're a barmaid not a cook then, eh.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Forget the toast,

why won't you get me another beer, please?

Sorry, what was your name?

Derick.

I'm sorry.

My name's Derick, Derick!

No, I got that.

I just, I feel sorry for you.