Wags to Riches

Gentlemen...

We are gathered here today

to determine which of you

shall receive this vast estate.

The will reads as follows.

"I bequeath my entire fortune to my favorite dog

"who has always been loyal...

"...upright...

"...on the level...

"...good-natured...

"Smart...

"...talented...

"Clean-minded...

"...but an eye for beauty...

"...sober...

"...but one of the boys.

"A good scout...

"...and brave as the knights.

"So it is my wish

"that this noble dog

"be the sole occupant of this residence.

"And the name of this most faithful dog...

"...is none other...

"...than...Droopy.

"However, in the event of Droopy's death

this entire estate will revert to Spike."

Heh heh heh.

You know what?

I'm happy.

Hurray.

Aaah!

Tim...ber!