Day of the Dead

Previously, on "Day of The Dead"...

They're eating our guests.

Mom!

We have to get out of here.

Come on! Let's go!

I parked out back!

I know you. You're that junkie.

You're a shitty excuse for a doctor, you know that?

Right there.

Send out an EBS, you text everyone,

tell them go to the old Paymart.

We could lock this place down,

keep everybody safe until help comes.

She's playing around with things she doesn't understand.

Death is no longer the end.

You ignorant prick.

It's okay.

It's okay. We're going to get you help.

Can this jalopy go any faster?

You didn't wanna go to Paymart

and now you're in a rush to get there?

Make up your mind, Herb.

Well, forgive me for feeling uncomfortable

having my life in your hands.

You weren't complaining when I saved your ass back at the country club.

Both of you just stop.

Please. Stop.

This woman is a criminal.

She almost cost me my medical license!

Herb, she told you to stop!

Oh my god, Mom.

Please, please tell me you're still stuck in Florida.

No, Mom, please! Stay there!

Don't come here!

No, I know I was pressuring you to come

but something terrible has happened.

Just where you are.

No. The wedding's done.

No, we didn't have it without you.

That's not what happened.

Stop! Help!

Stop!

Please help.

My sister, we were out birding, Mindy and I, when...

Oh, Jesus!

It hurts so bad.

Alright. Mindy, just try and relax, okay?

I'm a doctor.

How did this happen?

Mindy heard something in the bushes

and then he was just there.

It was so awful.

We started to run when we saw his... his...

He had his thing out.

His... his thing?

You know what I'm talking about.

Those perverts and their things they're so proud of.

I tripped trying to get away.

My god, I can still hear it slapping against his thighs

as he was chasing us.

We have to get out of here.

He's still out there.

I can't do anything here.

Amy!

Get back in the damn car!

What's going on?

I have to get her to Paymart.

Paymart?

That place shut down.

Didn't you guys get the alert?

Okay, yeah, we'll be safe there.

From the perverts?

No, from the zomb‐

Yes.

Yes, the perverts.

You'll be safe from the perverts.

There he is!

Ugh, really?

Oh, my god.

Holy shit.

Zombie dick.

Everybody in the car!

Hey! Where are you going?

Wait!

*DAY OF THE DEAD* Season 01 Episode 06

Episode Title: "The Lady Birders of Nepa" Aired on: November 19, 2021.

Oh, fuck!

Shit!

Hey! Forget about the damn shoe!

Mom and I bought these shoes together.

Now she's gone. I'm not leaving the shoe!

You sons of bitches! You ruined everything!

This was supposed to be the happiest day of my life!

She's losing it.

Everybody I loved was in there!

They're all dead now.

Amy. Honey.

All right, look.

What happened sucks, and I know... I know it sucks.

But we're not safe here.

Oh Jesus.

Will you stop babying her?

Hey, you.

You listen to me.

I am not gonna sit here and die

because you can't act like an adult.

Now, get up off your ass and move!

There, you see?

You just have to know how to talk to her.

Dad!

Please, I... I just need more time.

I understand, but I've discovered something.

Some... something... something miraculous.

I don't care what you tell them,

just don't let them do anything without me.

They've waited this long... they can wait another 24 hours.

You and I have work to do.

All right, you boys know how to use those?

Good. Now, get out front.

You keep an eye on that parking lot.

Paula?

Are you crazy, handing out guns?

Someone's gonna get hurt.

People are already getting hurt.

I'm giving them a fighting chance.

You can't just create a militia.

The hell I can't.

Take a look at the second amendment sometime.

This isn't about politics.

What's happening out there is... is bigger

than our election.

Oh, ho, ho!

Oh, that is really something coming from you.

You threatened to destroy my family if I didn't step down.

So you can kiss my ass.

This town needs a leader with a cool head,

not one telling teenagers to shoot on site.

My husband Trey and I, we were attacked by those creatures.

My campaign manager was brutally murdered,

and my son, my only child, was almost taken from us.

Now, I will not stand by and let a single member

of this community go through that.

If we are going to survive this day

we need to stand together.

We need to fight together!

Luke, wait.

Imagine how good her speech would have been

if I had actually died.

I bet part of her wishes that I did.

Don't say that, that's not fair.

You know we're just props to her, right?

We're just supposed to stand around and nod

like a couple of assholes.

You know, at least I stand up to her every once in a while.

What do you do?

You just sneak around screwing Nicole

'cause you're too scared to say anything.

Luke.

It's pathetic.

You're pathetic.

Dad, are you okay?

Jai!

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

Y'all need a lift to the Paymart?

Bobby fucking Hart.

I think I missed it. Missed a stud or something.

Hey, hey, Lauren!

Oh, my god, I'm so glad you're safe.

And Jai and you guys.

It's pretty bad out there, man. Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's good to see you.

You too, man.

So?

I was so worried about you.

You were?

I mean, I saved your ass this morning so I'd be pretty pissed

if you bit it the minute I let you out of my sight.

We kind of saved each other's asses, but whatever.

Well, I'm glad you're safe.

You find your dad?

No.

He's probably passed out somewhere,

sleeping through this whole thing.

He'll turn up.

In the meantime, while you're here,

why not check out Paymart's extensive menswear department?

Maybe you can ditch the cargo shorts.

Oh yeah?

Lauren.

Come on, we need help in the infirmary.

Why me?

If you can sew up a corpse you can suture a live person.

Come on.

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Let's re‐kill these undead fuckers.

Bobby.

Bobby Hart.

You're Jerry's grandson, aren't you?

He was my Peepaw, yeah.