The Adventures of Puss in Boots

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I am the wind.

I am the night.

- - Adventurer!

Outlaw!

- - Lover!

There is no heart I cannot win.

- - El Gato!

No treasure I cannot find.

My only weakness... is hairballs.

I hate those.

I am a nomad, a free spirit!

I am Puss In Boots!

And I need... no one.

- Knife. - Knife.

One leche for the gentleman.

- Mine! - That's my puppy!

You're going to muss his fur!

Let go!

So what brings you to the Thieves' Market?

I seek adventure, Pablo.

It's Raul.

I sense that my next adventure begins with a young lady

who is out of her element and may soon require my help.

Pablo.

It's Raul.

- This leche is sour... Pablo. - Raul!

I prefer Pablo.

It is a lovely name.

Now, if you do not mind, I believe someone needs me.

Oh!

- I'm sorry, ma'am. - Oh, hello!

Can you direct me to the silk merchant?

I need to buy some fabric and I have so much money!

You seem to have dropped your coin purse... into my hand.

Wha--? Oh. No, I haven't.

Then perhaps you would like to correct that mistake.

- - What the...?

This lovely lady is under the protection of the legendary Puss In Boots!

Never heard of you.

Are you sure? Because, as I said, I am legendary.

I have references.

- It is Puss In Boots! - Run! Run!

Cowards! Who's afraid--

- - My nose!

- Gosh, that was nifty! - Nifty?

Why, yes, I am very, very nifty.

I have but two rules: always seek adventure, and always help a lady.

- Of course, I'll pay you for your-- - No! No, I can accept no payment.

Now come, let me help you find the silk you require.

I want to thank you so much for your help.

I can't believe he sold me all of this for only one coin.

You just have to know how to negotiate... forcefully.

- Glad to be of service, Miss...? - Dulcinea.

A lovely name for a lovely lady.

Tell me, what brings you to the Thieves' Market?

You seem a bit--

Oh, hello! Hello!

Out of place.

"To feel at home in places new,

- a cheerful, bright 'hello' will do!" -

- What? - The wisdom of the book.

Oh, here's my cart.

- - Hi, Carty! Hello!

Have you been a good boy? Oh, yes, you've been a very good boy!

What is this book of yours?

The Wee Compendium of Facts and Fun ?

Isn't it swell? I've based my entire life on it!

That explains a lot.

- Won't you let me help you with-- - Oh, no, you've done enough. Toodle-oo!

- But you won't be safe! - Thank you, I can take care of myself.

- And I have lots of money! -

- Money? - Money?

- -

She... fascinates me. And she needs my protection.

Mystic treasure at the center, lift the veil that I may enter.

Magic treasure at the center, lift the veil that I may enter!

"Mystic."

It was "mystic" treasure.

Why are you so picky?

Mystic treasure at the center, lift the veil that I may enter.

Now this... is nifty.

Could this be... the hidden city of San Lorenzo?

With its famous treasure?

Beautiful, just beautiful.

- What are we looking at? - The hidden city of--

Hello! Did you follow me?

I am sorry, señorita.

I only wanted to protect you from the thieves.

There are no thieves here.

Tut-tut. Don't be ridiculous. There are thieves everywhere.

You see? They are still about!

Quickly, we must get you to a place of safety!

But he wasn't--

Seriously, I'm in no danger!

That is what you said before, my lady!

Quickly, in here!

- -

This way!

Whoo!

- Oh! Are you always like this? - You mean, amazing?

Yes, I am!

Whoo-oo-oo! Oh!

What are you--

- Oh! That was the best! -

- It was, wasn't it? - Dulcinea!

Hello!

- You know this person? - Oh!

I told you to bring back fabric,

- not a... cat in shoes! - Puss In Boots.

Oh, this is why I don't send you to the market!

I suppose you spent all the orphanage's money?

- Oh, no, just one coin. I-- - And how did this get in here?

We haven't had an outsider in town for years!

I followed her to protect her from bandits.

- Hi. - But I am starting to realize

this may not be the den of thieves I thought it was.

We have no thieves here.

I know what the outside world is like.

It's full of thieves and filth and villainy.

Here, it is clean and safe.

He has to go now!

Don't be silly, señora.

You know that to enter our town requires two things:

You must speak the secret phrase, and you must have a good heart.

Really?

Why would we cast someone out with a good heart?

We have to welcome him to town!

- Right, Esme? - Hi, kitty!

We don't like outsiders here, señor.

I'll be watching you.

Uh...

That was Señora Zapata. She runs the orphanage.

She's so affectionate, isn't she?

Uh...

So, this is the famous hidden city of San Lorenzo, eh?

Perhaps you could show me around a little?

Oh, of course!

Señor Puss, I would like you to meet our leader, Mayor Temeroso.

- Hello! Mayor! -

What's the point in hiding if you point me out to the people?

We have a visitor from the outside world.

I know! That's why I'm hiding!

The mayor is a big believer in hiding.

I am not the mayor! I am a barrel of potatoes!

Uh... Hello?

- - Mr. Mayor, I am Puss In Boots,

and I bow to your superior hiding skills.

It was nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, señor... ...said the potatoes!

- Artephius! - Uh, bless you?

Hello, Señor Pussygato!

We don't get many visitors here!

Hello! I am the Honorable Viscount Owlbrecht Von Owlenbach the Third!

Owlenbach, Owlenbach, hooty-tooty Owlenbach!

- - I like this man. He is unusual.

Artephius operates one of our finest macramé owl shops.

What is this "macramé"?

Macramé is just like knitting, only everyone hates it.

- Welcome to our little town! - Thank you.

- How long have you been here? - Well...

Artephius has some trouble with his memory.

Oh, it's true! And I have some trouble with my memory.

Am I here? I don't see me.

- You have some... -

...unconventional people in this town, señorita.

You know what they say, "Everyone knows there's no finer commodity

than eccentricity, strangeness and oddity."

- Mm... No one says that. - Mm-hm! The book.

"Find a horse and paint it yellow, and you'll be a happy fellow"?

See? Aren't you happier now?

A little.

Ah! Here we have our treasure.

Of course I have heard of the famous treasure of San Lorenzo.

It is most impressive.

Oh, no, that's just a bunch of gold and jewels and magical fiddle-fuff.

I'm talking about our real treasure.

Dulcinea!

- You're back! - Whoa! Is that an outsider?

I ain't never seen me one of them.

Kinda funny-lookin', in the facial area.

These are the children I teach at the orphanage.

Ah, I myself am an orphan.

They call me Kid Pickles.

My mother was a cactus.

It's very sad.

Children, I am Puss In Boots!

I have but three rules: always seek adventure, always help a lady,

and always be good to orphans.

I'm Vina.

- Did you know the Earth is hollow? - I have heard tales of--

Did you know horses can't smell square things?

- I'm not-- - Did you know I like Toby?