The Boat

One...

two...

three...

Bang! I killed you! - Now it's my turn to play!

Me of! - I don't give anything, you died.

Give me the revolver! I also want to play.

No, you idiot! - You're stupid!

You're the stupid one! - Not you!

Mom, tell him! - Dead people don't talk!

Children.

Say something, otherwise they'll stay like this until tomorrow.

Sorry, love, I hate being the grumpy admiral

When I'm at home.

Let's do it like this, Admiral: try to calm the crew

and when we get home, I'll give you a nice surprise.

Hey, sailor, stop bothering your sister,

otherwise I will take away your position as vice-dad.

Good morning.

Was it that nightmare again?

You have to take it every day. You know that, don't you?

I thought I could do it.

Bom...

You can't stop from one day to the next.

Pronto.

All good?

Do you want to come swim with me?

No.

Right.

HAVE YOU ALREADY ABLE TO WAKE UP FEDERICO?

BETTER TO WAIT SITTING DOWN.

Fools! NO, HE'S STILL SNORING.

I DON'T DOUBT IT.

THEN GET HARD. I AUTHORIZE.

I WANT TO SEE, I WANT TO SEE!

OK, I'LL MAKE A VIDEO.

Are you crazy? - I went crazy, yes!

You awakened the dragon! - You had to get up!

Come here...

Have you seen any of Federico's films? - No, they are very violent.

Oh, poor thing! She is sensitive.

Stop this!

Tell me the story of a movie, so I can pretend I watched it.

"Dating App", his latest. - Right.

It's practically the story of a group of...

technological vampires, who...

They use apps to meet people and make new victims.

Tell him you saw it and that it got all messed up, he'll like it.

Right. I got all pissed off with vampires.

And this Claudia?

Claudia is just like what you see on social media.

She's cocky, but she's nice when she wants to be.

The real rich people are Flavio and Elena.

He is a lawyer. Do you know the firm Marino e Associados?

Perry Mason is a favorite among them.

She is a university professor, has 3 degrees...

I'll have to remember the subjunctive...

It's better to remember. - Right.

And there? What it is?

Wait one moment.

Look there.

Look how wonderful!

One day I will also have a yacht like that.

I would even be happy with a smaller boat.

Being content is the 1st step to unhappiness, girl.

When you play the wise old man...

Don't call me old on the yacht! - Wise old man...

And there? Is she ready?

I am.

What is that?

You are crazy? - Hide this!

Save this part!

A week on a yacht is a long time.

There are six of us. It's not much.

Yes, there's still Enrico's girlfriend.

I know, the "girlfriend". It's more like a granddaughter.

Maybe now he really is in love.

The other day I thought you were jealous.

I? - AND.

Why? - Ah because...

Oh no, my love...

You are the only woman in my life.

The only one, the inimitable. Come here.

This is my girl.

There she is. - Hey professor!

Hey! - And there? Shall we leave without you?

Sorry. It's just that Federico took a while to get up.

You know how it is, don't you?

I know, I know what it's like...

Enrico is arriving with the little girl.

I want a detailed report! How is she?

I'm about to call the police for child solicitation.

But they are so cute! They are boarding hand in hand.

How cute! - Oh, my love...

It's love. Well, come quickly. We will set sail at 11:15 am.

With or without you.

Welcome! - We're here!

Happy birthday! - Thanks!

Martina, Elena. Elena, Martina. - Nice to meet you, Martina.

Pleasure. - Here is very beautiful.

Our...

Marti, look... the shoes. On board we are barefoot.

Oh yes. - No problem.

Okay, we'll get you some shoes.

Look at him! - Old friend!

Happy birthday. - Thanks.

It's getting old, man.

So as to...

Martina, Flavio. He is the captain of the yacht.

Nice to meet you, Martina. - "Enchanté."

Do not mind. He always plays the asshole.

Listen, I wanted to show you inside. Can I?

"Can I"? How much education! Of course you can.

Your cabin is the first one behind the salon.

Thanks. - Thanks.

The entire universe spins...

around a skirt tail.

Damn.

Oh my God! Are you here?

Careful, this is prehistoric. - So cute!

Were they already dating here?

Not at that time. It's from my high school days.

Flavio and Elena started dating at university.

Federico and Claudia only started dating later.

But they had been friends for a long time.

And you? Have you been alone this whole time?

No, I was waiting for you.

Come, I want to show you something.

Come, come, come.

How wonderful!

Didn't I say it was cool?

How about locking the door?

What are you doing? - Don't you want your gift?

They are waiting for us. - Oh, don't you want to?

Oh, shit...

Come here.

Aren't they just going to take a look?

They must be getting comfortable. - It's been 20 minutes.

It's rude, especially when you're invited.

Relax, my love.

What's up, little couple? - Look at them!

Hey! - Peace is over.

We're here. - Dear!

Finally... - Come here, boy!

What's up, handsome?

hope

You look beautiful!

Sit there. - And there? How are you?

All good. - And the birthday boy, where is he?

It is down there. - It's been more than 20 minutes.

At least the girl gave something back.

And you've already settled in, haven't you? - How beautiful you are...

Hi claudia. - Hey.

And there? We can go? - Look at him!

Welcome to my yacht! - I wish you...

Hi. - Well... Martina, Federico.

Pleasure. - Claudia, Martina.

Is a pleasure. - Pleasure. Happy birthday!

Thank you very much.

And there? can we leave? All ready? Raise anchor!

Go Go. - Selfie, selfie.

He is well. - Wait there...

Smile! It's not a funeral, it's a vacation.

Don't be cretins.

Go. - He is well. Wait... Let's go.

Now, it's my turn. - Do you want to drive?

Let him drive, dammit. - You said you would let me.

Why does everyone always want to drive?

Get out of there! As for jealousy, it seems like a child.

Okay, come here. - I'm not stupid, I understand everything.

60 degrees... - 60 degrees.

Here you accelerate, here you brake... - Aim for the coast.

And with the rudder I turn sideways.

That's not a car steering wheel.

Get out from behind me. - I didn't touch anything.

My God, it's so jealous...

Well, now let's go... - Go, hard.

You can go, don't worry. - But... it's stopped.

Take your hand off. Are you on autopilot?

Yes, because... - You don't trust me!

How many non-alcoholic piña coladas did Enrico drink?

before catching you?

Like this?

He said they met at the pub where you work.

Well, I was the one who caught him. - Oh yes?

Well, it was my day off. I went there and...

So you were the drunk one.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have fallen for him.

Look, Enrico may seem superficial, but...

has a big heart.

No love! - Come on, let's fall into the water!

Wait, I'm slipping! - Come on, come on!

Wait, wait, I'm scared. - Nothing like that, let's go!

What do we do? Do we dive too, or not?

Elena doesn't like falling. She is afraid of water.

They take vacations on the yacht for the sake of social status.

I like sunbathing. - Aren't you really coming?

Not alright. Can go. - He is well.

Let's go. - Let's go.

It's warm! - The water is great!

Is ready? - I am.