I Didn't Do It! (C'est pas ma faute !)

- That's him? - What?

- Speak up. - Not so loud!

- Yeah, keep it down. - Come on.

- You know where. - See you.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

That's when the parents showed up

Everything started up

Damn

I dream of a land

Where adults are banned

Where I could zap All their crap

Easy, no problem

Don't have to listen to them

I dream of a land

Where nothing turns out as you planned

Bigger too...

It's a beautiful tree. Huge! Over 300 years old.

Yeah, that's better.

Draw the tree house here in the fork.

- What's it made of? - Branches.

Give it some leaves. Like that, all over.

Yeah, all around. That's it.

Cool! Isn't it good, Mom?

Very nice.

What were you drawing on?

What's this? A letter from the Tax Department.

It must be from years ago.

It's dated last month.

"Send proof of alimony payments to your ex-wife."

Nothing you didn't know.

I never knew how much!

It says how much?

Yes, and it's a huge surprise!

We didn't know. It was lying around.

The arm rest.

Your markers better not have stained it!

Can't you be careful?

Great! What a disaster.

- Not my fault. - It isn't.

I hope not!

Don't make it worse!

Pierre, pull over.

Unbelievable!

If the ink dries, it's stained for life!

Sorry, sir. I'll wash it

when we get to the hotel.

- What's with him? - He's carsick.

- You didn't say! - He's too shy.

- Feel better? - Yes.

We'll walk over to the hotel.

Can we?

Go ahead.

I'll drive. It'll relax me.

- Feel better? - Yeah, it's over now.

It's pretty here.

We'll go past the tree house.

It's so pretty!

Amazing.

Ouch!

- It's itchy! - What?

It must be poison ivy.

Does it hurt?

It's itchy. Stings like hell.

Are you okay?

Come look at this.

- So? - Too cool!

What's that house over there?

Hangman House. Crimes happened in it.

It's spooky. Cool!

That's the idea.

Great tree house!

They're here already.

It's not them.

- Who is it? - Don't know.

- Who are you? - We're from summer camp.

You can't use our tree.

Listen to fart-face. Think you're a cop?

- Look in the mirror! - Deadbeat!

Is it your tree, Bozo?

We built the tree house.

We don't give a damn.

It's ours now.

- Thanks, it's comfortable. - Just great.

We love it here.

Creeps! I'll get you down from there!

Scumbags!

You're disgusting! Scumbags!

You're gross. We'll get all our friends

and kick your heads in!

- All campers suck! - We'll tell them.

Screw you!

Limp dicks!

Michaud!

I hoped they'd go elsewhere this year.

I'm just thrilled!

How are you?

How's life, Mr. Miniac?

Mrs. Miniac.

Fit as a fiddle!

Are you okay?

- Where's Vincent? - At the tree house.

We made it in 4 hours 8 minutes. You?

I don't know.

- Yes you do! - I didn't time it.

- I bet you took longer. - Don't start up!

- Hi, Tino. - Hello, Maryse.

Antoine.

Still a snappy dresser!

With a few extra pounds.

I gave up smoking.

Attention, please! You saw my hanky.

Watch this.

I can always pull it out.

4 hours 8 minutes.

What's new this year?

Greg is being held back.

Vincent barely made it.

If they're healthy, that's all that counts.

Here come the boys.

Who's with Vincent?

Kids, come say hello.

- Cute! - He's Martin,

Vincent's best pal.

Separated parents.

The father's a little...

and his mom just got a job in Canada.

My dear friends!

Welcome to Nautilus Hotel.

I'm delighted. You all look so radiant!

Let's have some welcome drinks.

And some home-made pizzas!

Martin...

Jojo.

His brother, Greg.

Morgane.

Edouard.

- And Charlotte. - That's me.

He's my best friend at school.

- The tree house... - We went by.

- They peed on us! - Let's evict them.

Kill the creeps!

We'll beat them up!

We'll throw yogurt bombs.

No, we need slingshots.

That'll do it!

If you hit an eye...

We could cut off their balls!

Spare us your crap!

Stop it!

We could tie poison ivy to a stick. There's tons. Look.

Good idea!

It hurts but isn't dangerous.

Great!

She's changed since last year.

She's reached the age of reason.

For two months, she's crossed the bridge all alone

to get her lettuce leaf.

You must find me ridiculous!

Have you noticed anything else?

The geraniums up there.

Look!

Athletes this year!

A Dutch member

of the Olympic team.

I'm impressed!

You called?

The boxes haven't been...

Sorry. I'll fix it.

It's not my fault.

Flat as a pancake.

Or a pizza.

Is it okay?

Go ahead.

At least it didn't suffer.

It could have died after a long illness.

Pure agony for her and her... loved ones.

Wait!

You forgot something.

- What is it? - The head.

Just kidding! It's an olive.

What a pathetic joke. Nasty, obnoxious little brat!

I'm really sorry.

Fill it in!

Hello, Mom? It's great here.

You have two tables outside.

Hello, Mr. Pitch. Nice day.

Beautiful.

But you have to send me some money.

To pay for a new window box.

It broke when it fell on the hotel turtle.

It broke too.

- Where's he calling? - Montreal.

I can't ask Vincent's mother.

I stained the armrest in the car.

That's all for now.

The ones who peed on us!

There are tons of them!

They're big!

They came to laugh at us.

That looks cool!