Evul Twinz

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Why? Do I live on this evil…?

This is evil! Oh yeah. I'm the Virgin Mary! Satan has impregnated me!

I can feel that meeting me alive, eating me alive, let the red river flow.

Come out! Come out! Wherever you are!

This is not enough. Yes, it is good. Don't fuck a hungry man.

What is that? What is that? Is that a fucking world? What the fuck is that?

I'm wondering if this fucking burger tastes like fucking shit.

Man, you know, I know. Fuck, the wind made that

fucking rib meat. Something fresh, something different.

Something alive. Something alive. Something that's alive.

Yeah, that's good. What do you think? Humans.

That's good idea. Fuck ya. Yeah, fuck ya.

Human being a fucking garbage. Fuck those bitches and motherfuckers and stupid

people and all the motherfuckers in the trash can't wait to fuck them all.

It means, bro, wind, fuck ya. That's all we gotta do.

Human being a fucking garbage anyway. Fuck you, fucking to the fucking hand.

Oh, Jack, I gotta say you're the best twin that brother could ever have.

You know what? I put that down percent. You're the best fucking twin out there.

I love you, Jack. Fuck you.

Larry the best. Fuck together. Larry. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck number one twin. Fuck. Fuckers.

Fuck you, shit, man. Fuck ya. Fuck ya.

We're gonna get those bitches. We're gonna get the bet.

We're gonna get the fucking kill lemons and cook them up.

We're gonna fuck the rip of the soil. We're gonna do the better.

We're gonna do the better. We're gonna do the better. We're

gonna have to torture them. We're gonna torture them. Kill them.

Cut them apart. Fuck ya. And cook them.

Blung them in. They boiled eggs. We're gonna be so famous.

You're a free dumber. You know? Fuck ya.

Infamous or famous? Both. Why not?

You know. I wouldn't mind having a reputation as...

I rather be fear than respected. Fame.

Infamy?

Who the fuck knows?

Maybe killing won't be so bad. Maybe eating people won't be so bad.

I know, yeah. I've got the same thoughts and the same motions.

Who knows?

I love watching porn.

Yeah, but not necessarily for more porn specifically.

More for the flesh.

Fuck.

Just looking at those gorgeous ladies on the screen.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Look at that morning bitch.

Fuck. Look at that morning bitch.

Fuck it bitch. Fuck.

I wanted to bake with her. I need to ask how fucking...

He can push me out too, fuck. I've always wondered.

how it would be to eat literally eat.

S, fuck.

How do you literally eat?

I'm not talking about their ass at all. I'm talking about their fucking skin.

Fuck.

I would really love to eat the arm

or the human fillet off of a woman's arm or a rest.

So it would be so awesome.

Fuck. I couldn't even have stolen him.

I couldn't put some salt and pepper in his car outside of the toilet.

Fuck. Get hungry.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I'm not fucking mad anymore.

What the fuck am I doing, man?

Bitch, dude, bro.

You fucking can't have out of fucking moods to make you fucking with people.

Fuck, man. What?

You fucking with a fucking man.

Really? Yeah, fuck the fuck.

Now what am I going to fucking do now?

I'm going to go crazy.

Fuck the hospital, dude.

I'm fucking getting three years for nothing to be a fucking idiot.

What are we doing now?

Calm down. Fuck yeah.

I haven't figured out.

We don't need these meds anymore.

Fuck. What do you mean fuck the fuck?

No. I figured it out. Okay.

Find these bitches, and we'll kill them and we'll eat them.

Fuck the great idea.

When I walk out, man, fucking Larry, fucking Larry gave it again.

As long as we have each other, we'll be good.

That's why we twin. That's why.

That's why. Exactly.

How are we going to have our first kill?

Like you said, Larry, you're going to get your mind civilized.

Walk straight down.

We can short some pants.

When the cat is not looking at it, I'm expecting to go out and get them.

That's what we're going to get.

How are we going to your event today?

The current time is better.

Like that.

Okay, who it is.

There's sea left.

We'll catch them.

They're sleeping. We're awake.

When they're awake, we're up.

Oh, my hates.

As I gush, and encourage, and they're innards.

Fuck no other.

I'm going to take the eyes out and put it up their nose.

For no apparent reason, all I want to do is fucking torture people.

This is going to fucking hurt, man.

Fuck.

You really?

Okay.

You hungry?

I mean, are you hungry for some real food?

If you catch my trip, get off our fucking asses out of our fucking couch, Jack.

Let's go hunt us some fucking food.

Let's go get some real food.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah, Larry.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Ah.

Larry.

Y'all.

Me.

Bless you.

We're catalysts, remember.

Yeah, bless you from the bar right by now.

Hey, Jack.

What's up?

What's up with the bless you for us?

Tonight?

I'm hungry.

Everyone wants to bless you, fucking Larry.

That's why I brought in the bucket for us.

The bucket for us.

Well, you know, we can always get somebody, you know.

And that's what we're good at.

I know.

Let's get some victims for the bucket of war.

Sounds right to me.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

What do you guys follow in me?

What the fuck are you?

What do you want?

What do you guys follow in me for?

What do you want?

Fucking Larry.

Let the blowgrass begin.

Fuck yeah, Larry.

Who motherfucker?

Yeah, die, bitch.

You fucking bitch.

I fucking got you.

You're the first victim of our beast.

Blabhor, Larry.

Fuck yeah, I'm gonna get this fucking shit.

This is our first kill.

What a dream come true, Larry.

Fuck yeah, a long way.

A long way motherfucker.

We don't need our medication anymore.

Fuck this boy.

This is our new medication.

Yes, sir.

That's a lot of suffering.

This is the beginning of the new... Fuck yeah.

Beautiful friend.

You era.

Is this algebraic?

That sounds good to me.

Let's go.

Let's go, big Larry.

You got money?

Just give us a call.

Somebody's giving you trouble?

Breaking news at 11.

Police have discovered a grisly find tonight in an alley in the Old Town District.

It was there the butchered body of a local prostitute was found.

Her throat was cut ear to ear.

More mysterious.

It appears her body was drained of its blood.

ION5 has obtained exclusive surveillance

footage of what is believed to be the killer.

While the video quality is poor, it appears they are wearing

matching outfits and walking in a synchronized fashion.

Larry!

Fuck it, dude!

Is that us?

Holy shit, I'm the fucking news!

We made it.

We made the fucking news.

Fuck.

Dude, we're on the fucking TV, dude.

We should be recording another fucking Larry.

Dude, go grab a tape now.

Fuck yeah, good idea.

Police have dubbed them.

The evil twins.

Dude, this is amazing!

We're breaking you!

Fuck!