The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Previously on "The Secret Life of The American Teenager":

- You're moving? - I am.

Oh, George, thank you.

I know I shouldn't ask, but I'm gonna anyway.

Did you really need balloons, or did you just wanna see me?

I wanted to see you.

I asked for the divorce. A man has to take blame.

It's not your fault.

What about Adrian's mom?

I couldn't call you. Ruben talked to my dad.

He said if I didn't break this off

he and my dad are gonna send me to military school.

- So you're here because...? - I miss you.

I want to hit that lady.

It's okay, Tammy.

I know it was upsetting, but it was just a car.

Thankfully no one got hurt.

Amy, are you okay?

I think this is it, Mom. I'm having the baby.

- You tell her? - Didn't get a chance.

I think Amy's in labor. Meet us at the hospital.

I hope one afternoon was worth eight weeks of boot camp.

It was. I think I'm in love, to tell you the truth.

In love?

There's something I wanted to tell you.

I hope this isn't about those birth control pills.

What are you and Ashley not telling me?

Ashley's moving in with me.

Hi, Ricky, it's me, Amy. The baby's coming.

I think you should be here. He's your son.

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER

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Einght months and two weeks ago...

Hi.

Hi!

Are you Amy?

I'm Ricky.

Someone told me you're going to Grant in the fall.

Yeah. Grant High School, you mean.

What else would he mean? You're such a dork.

Yeah, Grant High School, that's my school.

We're gonna be going to the same school.

We'll be in the same band.

Mind if I sit down?

Oh, no. Go ahead.

Does he want me to get up?

I'm sorry, were you waiting for someone?

Like, a boyfriend maybe?

Me? No, I don't have a boyfriend.

Come on. a girl as pretty as you doesn't have a boyfriend?

- Ha, no. - Why not?

I don't know. I don't want a boyfriend.

I'm not that interested in guys right now.

Oh. You go the other way. Nothing wrong with that.

No. No. I-- I like boys.

It's, uh-- I mean, I like girls too, but--

Nothing wrong with that.

No, I just-- I don't have a boyfriend.

I mean, I have a couple of really close girlfriends.

Friends who are girls.

But you don't have a boyfriend.

No.

Hi, Ricky.

Hi.

Gail.

Hi, Gail.

You don't even remember, do you?

Remember...?

Oh.

Forget it.

All right.

I remember. I made out with her under the bleachers last summer,

only to find out she's got a boyfriend here at camp.

I don't want any trouble,

that's why I was asking about your boyfriend.

Oh, my God. I think he likes me.

I don't have a boyfriend.

All right, then.

I'm not exactly boyfriend material,

but maybe we could do something tonight.

- Tonight? - Yeah.

Me and you. Unless you don't want to.

No, it's just that, uh-- I'm the freshman soloist tonight.

Wow. I'm impressed.

Then I'll make sure I'm there at the concert to hear you play.

Like I'm not nervous enough.

See you later, Amy.

So...

Ricky Underwood asked you out?

Aren't you just the princess of the best of the best band camp.

Every girl at this camp wants to go out with him.

Really?

Yeah, really. He is so hot.

Yeah, I guess he is. Heh.

Just be careful.

Hey, I can't talk right now.

We're in orientation.

Amy, high school is gonna be awesome.

The hallways are gonna be filled with guys who look just like that.

I don't like guys who look just like that.

I do.

Just like that.

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah, well, forget that, because that is looking at someone else.

Congratulations, you made cheering.

I did! I'm so excited.

But I'm not as good as the other girls.

That can't be true.

No, It's true. There are such good tumblers.

Thank goodness I'm not the top of the pyramid, I'm the bottom.

Well, the bottom's good.

Or the top.

Anywhere on the pyramid.

Yeah.

Hey, I had a really nice time with you last weekend.

Oh, me too.

I'm really enjoying getting to know you.

I think you're the nicest, prettiest girl I've ever been out with.

Jack.

No, I mean that.

You're so sweet.

Look.

I know we've only been dating for a few weeks,

but Grace, I really don't want you dating anyone else.

Oh.

Well, I'm really flattered by that. I--

I just don't know if my parents would think we were getting too serious too quickly.

Well, what do you think?

Well, I think I could go along with it,

but I would just want my parents to know,

and I'm not ready to approach them yet.

Maybe in a few weeks.

So in the meantime you'd be going out with other guys, or...

Maybe. Just like you'd be going out with other girls.

I don't wanna go out with any other giirls.

Then don't go out with other girls.

And you won't go out with any other guys.

We'll see.

Come on, Grace, I can't wait weeks.

Talk to your parents today.

You girls aren't supposed to be wandering the hallways.

Well, we're not exactly wandering, a-as much as lost.

You know, I think I remember how to get back to where we were.

Hm.

Oh.

Oh, big day today.

Phew. Big, big day.

What if they don't take 'em off today?

No, no. They'll take them off.

They have to take them off. They said they'd take them off.

I mean, they can't just hold my teeth hostage.

We could take 'em off.

- How? - Yeah, how?

Pliers. How hard can it be?

If it were that easy, nobody would ever go to dentistry school.

They'd just let high-schoolers with pliers do all their dental work.

What's the worst that could happen?

You could kill him.

I wouldn't care if he killed me. At least I'd die happy.

I mean, three years of wires and headgear.

That's all I can take.

I don't even notice them anymore.

Well, I notice them. Ah.

And don't tell me that regular girls don't notice them.

Regular? What do you mean?

- Normal. - I'm not normal?

She's normal. Neither one of you are normal.

It's okay. I'm not normal.

I mean, we don't have any friends outside of our group.

And at least you have Alice. I have no one.

I can't get anyone with this metal mouth.

Oh, and I have orientation this week!

What are you talking about?

Alice and I have lots of friends.

No, you don't. I mean, you have me. You have each other.

But you can't talk to each other face to face.

You instant message each other when you're in the same room.

We find the written word to be more personal.

As soon as you say something it's gone.

But once you've committed something to paper,

or in this case computer, it can last forever.

I get nervous talking to her.

Hey, guys.

-Hello. - The orthodontist just called.

Seems like there's some kind of emergency today.

Too kids locked together.

Apparently that happens a lot with braces.

- What? - Yeah.

They're calling in the jaws of life.

Said he could take you a week after school starts.

The week after school starts? After?

Is there a problem? It's the next appointment available.

Call someone. Get me another orthodontist,

or get somebody to come to the house.

Come on. You waited three years, what's a few more weeks?

Dad!

Oh.

I'm just goofing on you. Come on, let's go.

Not funny.