DC's Legends of Tomorrow

- Sales for the first generation of Ava clones

have been through the roof as predicted.

- My dream of an Ava in every home and business

has become a reality.

- Wonderful. Congratulations, sir.

Uh, sir...

I was going to wait until after the investment meeting

to mention this.

But I think it's time you told me

about this mystery project you've been working on.

It's just that you've diverted billions into it,

and I really feel like it's time

I knew what the project was all about.

- Where do you think I'm taking you?

Ta-da!

It's called a Waverider.

Waverider?

Oh, because it's shaped like a boat,

like it rides on the waves.

- No, though it can go underwater.

But never mind that, Waverider is what it's called

in the futuristic blueprints I was given.

It's a time ship.

Hmm.

Waverider.

Are you married to that name, or can we still pitch on it?

Welcome to the bridge,

the nerve center of the entire ship.

- Hmm, not the most efficient use of space, though.

Maybe it could double as a conference room.

- And now it's time for you to see an old friend.

Gideon, time to wake up.

There you are.

- My transfer to the ship's mainframe

appears to be a success. - You remember Gideon?

Oh, yes. Her.

- Welcome to your new home, Gideon.

So much more space to roam

than that tiny hard drive you were in.

Oh, take a couple laps around, stretch your legs.

You have vantage points all over the ship.

- You followed my exact specifications,

but I don't have any visual access in section A2.

- Well, section A2 is the only bathroom on the ship.

Can't have you spying on me in there.

A man needs his privacy. - Yes.

Sir, as impressive as this ship is,

how does it relate to the Ava Corp mission

of improving people's lives

through clone technology exactly?

- Well, I'm simply expanding our mission

by adding time travel to the mix.

But the true perk of this ship is to finally get revenge

on those time travelers who abducted me,

used me for my genius, and then messed with my mind.

- May I remind you that a Time Master's number one duty

is to protect the timeline from any

and all threats to its integrity?

- Yes, yes, Gideon, that's a given,

considering the job title-- Time Master.

And before we start,

you must take the Time Master's oath.

- I swear to protect and defend the integrity of the timeline

with all my ability until the end of my days.

- Congratulations. You are now Time Master of this Waverider.

Great.

Let's set sail on our maiden voyage

and protect the timeline from those damn Legends.

The machine is ruined, wrecked, absolutely kaput,

and all because of you lot!

- Okay, hold on, how is it our fault

we didn't land in Tahiti?

- Because it wasn't designed to take all you people.

The excess weight threw it all off, man.

- Okay, so I'm guessing we have no idea what year we're in?

- The chrono-gauge and the ignition coil

are both sequenced to the directional compass,

which was damaged in the landing.

So no, I don't think so.

- Well, that doesn't sound too good,

but hey, who needs a chrono-gauge

when you have two ex-Time Bureau agents

with extensive historical knowledge, Gary?

That's right, Ava.

And, uh, based on the local flora,

there's a chance we're in the prehistoric era.

Give or take a few thousand years.

Maybe we'll see dinosaurs.

- You'd better hope we don't see a dinosaur, Gary.

Okay, so it looks like we're

making this prehistoric forest home for a while.

So let's get comfortable, gang.

Guys, come on.

This team has been stranded more times than I can count

and in way worse places than this.

She's right.

And I know nothing has gone our way

since we left Odessa, but...

They're gonna get better. - Yeah.

Okay? All right.

So you are the only one that can fix this time machine.

If you can repair that directional compass,

are we back in business?

It would be a difficult task

even if we did have the proper tools.

- I can help. - Me too.

- You got two techies at your disposal, my man.

Just some peace to be able

to get on with my work is all I ask.

You know, I will venture off and maybe find some lodestone

or some other magnetic material which conducts electricity

and then I can fix the compass.

- Hey, maybe you and B should go with Dr. Cranky.

We'll set up camp here.

Mm-hmm. All over it.

- Hey, look, I know we didn't really get a chance

to talk about the whole moving in thing.

No, it's totally cool.

As usual, we have bigger fish to fry.

- I know, but, you know, moving into a spiritual realm,

that's--that's a lot to-- to take in.

I just wanna make sure you're not freaking out.

- Freaking--me? No, I'm super chill.

I am, however, concerned about our captains.

- Oh, yeah. Well, good luck with that. Bye.

- What? - Yeah.

- Miss you. - Bye.

Psst. Hey, you two.

Come here, shut up.

Do either one of you know how to read lips?

- Who needs to read lips when Spooner can read minds?

Mm.

Ooh.

I'm getting some major anxiety vibes

from Sara right now. - Yeah.

And I don't need superpowers to see that Ava is cracking.

They're just stressing each other out at this point.

- Okay, so let's separate them so they each

don't have a complete and total meltdown, okay?

Hey there, jefa.

How about we hunt down some dinner?

- Yeah, let's go stab something.

- Want to go for a hike? We could get some firewood.

- Yeah. I would love a multitask.

Great.

- So... - Oh, Gary.

- You and Zari. Saw you talking.

And?

- She asked me to move in with her in the totem.

Oh, that's great!

That's not--not great?

Sorry, the more handsome the face, the harder it is

for me to get a read.

All right, just back up.

It's just,

I haven't spent that much time in the totem,

and she sprung it on me before we time jumped here.

So I really haven't had a chance to process it.

- Well, Nate, the totem seems quite small.

How do you get inside?

Are you and Zari gonna live in a house together?

Will there be pie? 'Cause I really like strawberry rhubarb.

I love strawberry rhubarb.

- We need to focus on today's problems, okay?

How about you guys forage for some food?

Leaves, nuts, berries, anything we can eat.

Okay? Go. - Okay.

- Go. - Okay.

Okay.

- You sure you don't want me to stick around,

be your sounding board? We can--

- Gary? - Hmm?

- You will not be my sounding board today.

Okay? Thank you.

- Okay. - Go on.

Well, at least these two ding-dongs

can't screw anything up here

that'll attract the evil Waverider.

- Check out that view of the Temporal Zone.

Worth a million bucks, huh?

- Mm. Considering this ship cost many thousand times more,

I'm not sure how the board's gonna feel

about your investment, sir.

- There's one thing you just can't put a price on,

Assistant Ava. - Hmm?

- Revenge. - Ah.

- Captain, we're getting an alert of several anachronisms

in 1925, Odessa, Texas.

Hmm. "Captain." I like that.

Odessa. Wait a second. Texas.

That's where the Legends took me.

Gideon, you found them. Engage weapons systems.

I'm gonna bomb the living daylights out of them.

- I am advising against this course of action.

- How else am I supposed to wipe them