DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Uh...

Uh, you--you need some help with that, Mick?

Maybe you should just, you know, take it easy.

I'm pregnant, not paralyzed.

- Yeah. Okay. Well, do your thing.

- Are you sure this is the right spot?

I'm just following the beeps.

- Then why are you going in circles?

Maybe the tracker's busted.

Moment of truth.

And that is not right.

- Oh, what's up, squire? What's wrong?

Why are you crying?

They're soggy in the middle.

Maybe I can help.

Fiery flames, burning blazes, infernal conflagration!

Dude! - Sorry about that, Behrad.

Guess I just don't know my own strength lately.

Let me make it up to you.

Cannabis edible, euphoria incredible,

brain matter bendable-- - Oh, uh, no!

Please don't fire a spell at my brain, hmm?

- Yeah. Good point.

- You're feeling mighty magical this morning.

Almost overcharged.

I feel astounding.

Where's Zari, eh? I wanna share this with her.

Sorry, my friend.

My sis swapped places with Flannel Zari,

who's currently on a date with Nate.

And you just missed the pod squad too.

- So Nate is with the Zari that lives in a Totem.

That seems very problematic. Where's he taken her?

Watch the Beatles perform live?

Maybe the fabled pleasure domes of Kublai Khan?

- Great outdoors. Nothing beats Mother Nature.

- Yeah, feel like we've seen all the nature.

Yeah.

- All seriousness, I am very glad to be here with you.

We're almost there.

Look, I know you only have 24 hours

before you have to go back into the Totem.

- Right. 24 hours.

- So I just wanted to spend some time together,

you know, with no distractions.

Yes, I would like that too.

Hello, neighbors!

Looks like the campsite's double-booked.

That's okay. We love company.

I'm Jeff. This is Jamie.

Rock and roll.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, we kinda got it all, as you can see.

Who wants dogs? - Oh, uh...

you know what, Jeff?

We're, uh, gonna go off on our--on our own, thanks.

Aha.

- Last pod in the timeline and it's a total dud.

- Wait, there's something inside.

Nothing's happening.

- Here. Could be dangerous.

- Oh, it's one of those, uh, puzzle things.

You gotta solve it to open it.

Hey, I'm not done yet.

- Give me that-- - No, I--I can do it.

- Hey, babe, I think we're gonna be a while.

- Yep, take all the time you need, babe.

There's seriously no rush.

- -

- Oh, no. - What?

- It's bad luck to see you in your wedding dress

before the big day.

- It's not bad luck. I'm not marrying you, Gary.

And besides, this isn't the one.

It makes me feel-- I don't know. It's not right.

Stop whatever you are doing.

No, no, no. Okay?

I have a job for you, yeah? - Anything.

- You're gonna help me find the perfect wedding dress.

- - Mm-hmm.

- Give it to me! - Give this--I got it.

- Guys, can we please just get it together?

Give me the damn--

Where the hell are we?

- One minute, we're in a gross junkyard,

and the next, we're in a gross bowling alley.

- Spooner, are you getting something?

- Uh, this place, major alien vibes.

I don't see any aliens.

- I got a bad feeling about this.

- Sooner we get out of here, the better.

- Whoa, where is, um... everything?

- I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

- So we've been abducted by aliens.

all: Again.

Ava, B, can you guys hear us?

Courier isn't working either.

Wherever we are, we are stuck.

- Okay, well, if these guys are aliens,

maybe we can bum a ride home.

- Yeah, sure. Go for it.

I'm gonna see if this guy knows anything.

Thanks for catching me,

but I think I'd rather you let me die

than spend another minute here.

I'm taking a leak.

Hi, um, sir.

- The name's Buddy. What's your shoe size?

- I'm not here to bowl, but I was hoping

you could tell me how the hell I got here.

- I would wager you opened an invitation.

- No, I didn't get an invitation.

Shiny, irresistible,

drags your ass across a universe instantly?

- Okay. Yeah, maybe I did.

Damn it, the puzzle box.

How do we get back to Earth?

Earth?

But you just got here.

And I'm so happy you did,

because I bet you're incredible bowlers.

Why is that?

- Bowling was invented by earthlings, after all.

Everyone else here just looks human.

Why don't I show you around? Come on.

Okay.

- Coming down to the wire, folks!

Sorry to bother you,

but, uh, my friends and I are stranded

and we're looking for a ride back to, uh, Earth.

Earth, huh?

Yeah, sure. We'll give you a ride.

But you and your friends have gotta beat us in a game first.

- We're kind of on a tight schedule.

- Oh, come on. What's one game?

Unless, of course, you're afraid of losing.

I can roll with anyone.

- Then how about we spice things up a little

and play a game of cosmic bowling?

- Is that with the neon balls and the black lights?

Yeah, that ain't really my thing.

- All I'm saying is, if you wanna get a ride out of here,

you gotta roll against us.

All right, then. Game on.

I was hoping you'd say that.

- Cute trick, but it's what you do on the lanes that counts.

Once we're through

putting these Redshirts out of their misery,

you're next.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

The guidebook said

we should be able to see the northern lights,

but I can't see a single star.

- Huh. Maybe it's too cloudy.

Listen, I know this is super on-brand,

I'm feeling kind of hungry.

- Hungry, you say? - Mm.

- Hmm, well, I happen to have made

your favorite Persian delicacy, abgoosht.

- Really? - Yep.

And for dessert, the very exotic doughnut.

That's very sweet.

No.

Ugh, this must be Spooner's bag.

Oh, that makes sense.

- The only food in here are MRE rations.

- Maybe they're super delicious.

Wanna try?

Rock and roll!

- Is that what I think it is? - Yep.

Rock and roll!

- What's the point of unplugging

if all your camping gear has a cord?