Summer School Teachers

What the hell?

All right, Mama we're here on time.

It's all right. We're here on time, Mama.

Here we are. Come on.

It's all right, come on.

Leave her down. Leave her down.

All right, Mama. She's all right.

Al, Junior, get the trunk of the their. It's okay, Mama.

Isn't it great?

Great? Do chickens have lips?

I don't know. Do they?

Oh, Sally.

I was afraid Max was gonna make me late.

He didn't want to take a bath.

Hey, Max. Oh, you good baby.

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry about her, Mama.

You sure you got everything now?

Take good care of yourselves, dear.

Oh, forget about taking good care of yourself.

Just have a good time.

You know I will.

I know Sally will.

Where's all my stuff?

- It's in there. - Okay.

Everything's taken care of.

Denise, would you keep an eye on my wife?

While I hand her over to

the streets and alleys in sunny California?

You look so sad, Daddy.

Your mother gone to Heaven, and you to go so far.

It's not a thing to make me happy.

I'm sorry, Daddy but I gotta do this.

I know.

I'll call you once a week.

Oh, that kind of spending is a sin. Send me a letter.

This is for you.

What is it?

Come on, Denise. Come on.

I'm gonna meet every star in Hollywood.

I just want to get a false teaching contract.

California's gonna be a snap, girls.

Like this, T.

Now you girls will like it here just fine.

We're only five blocks from the school.

And will you just look at the size of this patio?

Great, I can do my exercises out here.

Why you bet you can.

I want you to notice that patio floor,

that is real AstroTurf.

Will it grow corn?

no expenses where the furnishing goes.

Oh my God, we've got the best vinyl

and naugahyde that money can buy.

I might add that my wife,

she makes real nice plastic floral arrangements.

All the apartments have got a couple.

I want to meet that tenant.

I bet he's an actor.

No. No, he's a teacher like you.

Oh, boo.

And when I say that this Summer session is a test period,

I refer not only to your performance,

but to the performance of our planning.

As Sam, our winning coach and department head would say,

is our team well balanced?

Oh, Mr. Agwin.

Go right ahead, Adams. I'm early.

Nonsense, you're just in time

to meet our Midwestern additions.

Miss Conklin is our PE department,

Miss Carter in applied chemistry,

and Miss Hanson in our art department.

Ladies, Mr. Agwin, Chairman of our school board,

President of The National Committee of Insurance Agents,

Chairman of the-

Please, Adams. Just go ahead with your meeting.

Just ignore me.

Of course.

Now ladies, one more word of caution.

This is not Iowa.

California students mature early, much too early.

Let them know you are authority, and it need be feared.

Trial here. That is, of course, except Mr. Agwin.

Could we please have the music off?

Why can't we have music? Builds coordination.

Only if you move with it.

Otherwise, it builds fat behinds.

So, okay. We'll move.

You bet you will.

Okay, can I have all you girls

line up over here behind the tires?

Those tires are for the guys.

They're for coordination.

And like music, they're for everybody.

Now, hand me that radio.

Okay now girls, I want you to step in and out

of these tires every time you hear a beat of this music.

Now I don't care how you do it.

Just make sure that you move a foot

every time you hear a beat.

This is silly.

Oh yeah? Try it.

Any of you think you can do better, you're up.

Who me?

Jump to it, who me.

Now I see why they sent for me.

Oh yeah. Can you do it?

Hold this.

Okay. Now what do you girls got in mind for a Summer sport?

Baseball.

And ruin my nails? Girl, you must be crazy.

Tennis?

No, I had that last year.

How about football?

- Football? - Football.

Well, right,

California is the only state

where women play competition football.

- Competition? - Competition?

Sure, competition.

It's a new time. It's a new age.

Do you know that some of the biggest scholarships

are athletic scholarships?

And why shouldn't you be able to compete for them, huh?

Competition football means flashy uniforms.

It means games, audiences, glamor, and men.

- Men. - Men.

So what do you say?

You want a piece of the action?

Or you just want to sit around and get asses, behinds.

Why not? It might be fun.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Then football it is.

Class, class. Good morning.

I'm Miss Carter, your new chemistry teacher

for the Summer session.

Okay, the basic chemicals that we'll be using today

you'll find in front of you.

I'll deal with the dangerous chemicals.

You're late, young man.

Yeah.

You'll need a note from the office.

Can't do.

Well then, take a seat and I'll see you after class.

Yeah, sure.

Preferably one that is unoccupied.

Sure.

This is empty.

Your continued obstinate display

I find lacking in amusing attributes.

Hey, you gotta talk so's I can understand.

You can't use fancy words on us dumb juvies.

Excuse me.

I thought you Bohemians were big on intellect.

You mean you're up here from Czechoslovakia?

Iowa.

Well, that explains the problem.

All right, class.

Gotta help the poor little farm girl from Iowa.

All right, Ma'am. It's all yours. Go ahead.

We'll be cool. Go ahead.

Come on.

The Nikon is used by professionals

because of its flexibility and accuracy.

Actually a Nikon can take a lot of abuse.

What kind of lens do you think was used on that?

It must've been a macro 'cause look

you can really see the sorry.

Oh no, that's okay.

This is a very common form of art today.

Art?

Yes. What would you call it?

Some people call it obscene.

Yeah, like the Supreme Court.

Wait a minute.

If I laid this add on it, is that obscene?

No, but if you laid this add on it,

then it makes it X-rated.

Oh, come on you guys.

If you think this is obscene, then you're not as mature

as your principal gives you credit for.

A woman's lips, her eyes, her body. Is that obscene?

- Well, no. - No.

No, it's all the way you look at it.

A subject can be cute or funny.

Everyone sees things differently.

All right, your assignment.

I want you all to go out and photograph

what you think is obscene.

Now, I'm not gonna grade you on your opinions,

just the quality of the photographs.

All right?

All right, sure.

Okay, class dismissed. Go shoot.

Hey, far out, lady. That is really incredible.

You don't have to wrap edge.

You just flaunt your pretty little bod, and get all

the right reactions from those little puppy dogs.

That's incredible.