Hiding Victoria

- Come on, girl. Why are you taking so long?

- Just waiting for the water to get hot, baby.

That's all.

I like my showers real hot.

Well, don't take too long.

I'm paying you good money.

Just getting ready for you.

I'll be right in.

Hello, Victoria. Going somewhere?

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you do or say may be used against you

in a court of law.

You have the right to consult an attorney.

Now, when he comes in,

you be nice and no attitude.

All rise.

You all take a seat.

Hmm.

I hope you all had a great weekend.

Oh yeah, really exciting.

Now,

After reviewing this case,

I think it's gonna be very difficult for you,

Miss Howell.

To find the defendant a good-paying job.

- Uh, yes sir. I understand that but I am fully

confident that I will be able to find her a good job.

Yes. I'm very aware of your persistence,

Miss Howell. And I have no doubt that you will.

One way or another,

find employment for Miss Walker.

So, I've agreed to your request

to defer sentencing in this case,

under the following conditions.

Condition number 1.

Victoria Ann Walker secures legal employment

and retains that employment for one full year.

Beginning October 5th...

I... excuse me, Your Honor.

But that only gives me five days to find a good job.

Now, I am persistent. But I am

not a miracle worker.

Condition number 2.

At the end of the first year,

Miss Walker will report to the

Probation Department for an additional year.

And Condition 3.

If Victoria Ann Walker fails to secure employment

and remain and retain that employment for one full year,

or if she violates the conditions

of this agreement in any way,

she will return here to my courtroom where I will

sentence her

to two years in the Dade Correctional Institution.

Told you he'd be a jerk.

You have something to say, Miss Walker?

- Yeah, you really expect me to find a freakin' job

in five days?

Well, I guess that's up to you, isn't it?

Improving your attitude

would be a great place to start.

Yeah, sure.

Look, I could withdraw my decision.

And you could start your two years right now.

Is that what you want?

All right.

That attitude of yours just cost you

seven days for contempt of court.

- Your honor, I don't think that's necessary.

I am... -Sit

Fully confident... - down, Miss Howell.

You don't seem to be worried about

going off to prison, Miss Walker.

So, I'm going to let you experience DCI

for seven days.

Concluding that visit to DCI.

You'd be released into the custody

of Miss Howell

where you can go and look for that job.

Now, if you should fail to find a job

within the five days given,

you'll go back and visit your friends at DCI.

And continue and finish your two-year sentence

right there.

Bailiff,

Escort Miss Walker to a holding cell.

Asshole.

Victoria.

- Commissary's over there. Breakfast at 7:00,

Lunch 12:00, supper's at 5:00

If you're late, you don't eat.

You got a craft center over there

in case you're into that girly kind of stuff.

Oh, and girls to my left,

I'd stay away from those.

Oh, yeah.

Shake it for you momma.

Wooh

What'd you do?

Oh, yes.

So, what are you in for? Nursery fool?

We got a cocky little half in here, don't we?

Seeing as raw here in the barnyard?

I guess you could say that. You fat ass pig.

Bitch, what did you just say to me?

Showtime.

You heard me?

Oh, you must not know who you talking to.

I'm Big Soup.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

It's hot over here.

Hey, Big Soup. Check this out.

Hey, what's this?

Yeah, what's this?

A motel?

You check in and stay in one week and check out?

And if you ever come back here again,

bet you can believe your ass is bye.

Oh, yeah? Like you need anymore ass.

- Oh, you got to bring something? Get something.

Let go.

Hey, take a look over there.

What is she wearing?

I don't know. Look at the dress.

It's a throwaway from the 80's.

It wasn't even popular then.

Look at the boots.

I know there's not much there.

But I am fully confident that she will do

a great job for you.

- I know. I think this is actually quite impressive.

CSR from the state of Florida for two years?

Mm-hmm.

It's actually better than I expected.

Uhm, but I noticed she's hurt.

Oh, that? Oh, no, no.

No, she just got involved in a

women's sports league.

We like that. Teamwork, team spirit.

That's a good thing.

You want a picture?

What?

What are you staring at?

Well, we're just sitting right here.

Yeah, staring at me.

- You know, I think somebody might be a little paranoid.

That's good.

Uhm, so Miss Howell,

tell me about her, uh, work habits.

Work habits?

Yeah.

Well, she's been committed.

I mean she's very committed, actually.

Diligence should be her middle name.

- You know, I believe... Let me just double check.

We have an opening.

Yes, in our Lake Worth store

in the shipping department.

How would that be?

Don't touch me.

Let me ask you, uh, how does she get

along with people?

Excuse me. Hey! Hey!

What are you doing? What are you...

What's going on out here?

Look, I don't know what kind of stunt

that was in there.

But you need to get that temper under control.

Miss Howell.

Go wait in the car.

Miss Howell.

What exactly is a CSR

for the state of Florida, anyway?

Corndog Sale Rep, Florida State Fair.

What are we doing here?

Applying for a job.

What kind of job?

The lady who lives here

needs a live-in helpmate.

A live-in what?

- Helpmate. Kind of like a personal assistant.

All right. Come on. We don't want to be late.

I'm not babysitting anybody.

I said helpmate.

No Jerry Springer brawls this time either.

Oh, hello. You must be Victoria.

- No. My name is Sarah Howell. This is Victoria.

Oh, I see. Well, here.

Here's an application for you to fill out.

You can have a seat over there.

I'll call you in about 15 minutes.

Thank you. That'll be just fine.

Now, let's forget the CSR stuff this time.

Oh, geez.

- Hold on, girl. Hold on. Hold on. Come here.

Come here.

I got you. Come on. Come on.

Penny? Penny.

Come on. Her leash got caught.

Oh, is the poor thing okay?