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I never wanna grow old.

I don't wanna die.

I'm too young to die.

I cannot watch my body grow old,

lose control over it,

watch it crumble away before my eyes.

I can't stop.

I need more.

Truth is, older men are more interesting

because they have enough money

not to have to wait around all night for a bus.

Truth is older men are simply better in bed.

And who are all these older men?

Thank you, mate.

Nice Neighborhood.

Right next to the express way.

Seriously, I mean who names their child Light?

Well, I like the name Kira.

You'd say anything to get me into your apartment.

Hey, not true.

No, it is true.

But you have to admit

Kira Mabon does sound pretty cool.

It does, but it's Mabon.

Not nearly as distinguished as Mabon.

Okay, we will see what we can do

with that last name of yours, shall we?

Wait, wait, wait.

Let me turn on the lights.

Scare away the rats.

Great, great.

You know, I thought after three years

the landlord would have managed to fix the switch.

I got this.

You're not gonna...

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Took me like six months

to figure out that trick with the fuse.

So, where do we go from here?

Well, if you know how to turn on the lights,

then the rest of the place should be a piece of cake.

Okay, and now...

To your left,

The kitchen.

Beginner's luck.

And here we have your favorite picture,

despite the tear on the lower left hand corner.

To my right, shithouse.

Wow, nice.

Jonas?

Jonas?

Where are you?

You men have it so easy.

Men get cooler, more interesting as they age

and women just start to look old.

Oh, the world's so unfair.

I mean, it was our fifth date, already!

And here I was, thinking he was unique, you know?

I'm on my way home now.

Of course I spent the night at his place.

Why wouldn't I?

No, really, he was.

What?

Why would I make up something like that?

Wait until you meet him.

He's a really, hello, Martha?

She hung up on me.

How did I get back here?

Nice neighborhood.

Right next to the express way.

You'd say anything to get me into your apartment.

Let me turn on the lights.

Scare away the rats.

You know, I thought after three years

the landlord would have managed to fix the switch.

Your favorite picture,

despite the tear on the lower left hand corner.

Kira Mabon does sound pretty cool.

It does but it's Mabon.

You have reached a number

that has been disconnected or is no...

You've reached the home of K...

You've reached the home of Kira Mabon.

Please leave a message and I shall call you back.

Hello?

Mommy?

Just go away.

Ahh.

Martha: Kira?

Hello, is anyone home?

Martha.

Martha.

Martha?

Salut!

Hey!

Everything okay?

Yeah, I...

Do I know you?

I'm Sophia.

Hi.

Hey.

Some tea?

Please.

Uh,

have you lived here long?

About half a year.

It was a bitch getting my stuff up those stairs.

Oh.

You okay?

We don't clean up the fridge, do we?

I'll just throw it away, okay?

Did I uh,

bump my head when I fell?

No.

I was there.

Caught you.

I was amazing.

You're kind of...

Dizzy, strange, tired, thirsty,

horny?

Useless knowledge fact,

most people, when they wake up from fainting or whatever,

are aroused.

It's like boys and their morning wood.

Really?

Totally.

Oh!

I'm so glad to finally meet you.

I always wondered who was living next door.

Green tea, right?

Yes!

How did you know?

How did I know?

How did I know?

Truth is,

I'm psychic.

Seriously?

Come on, test me.

Okay.

What is my favorite color?

Red.

My favorite musical instrument?

The piano.

How did you know?

I'm sorry.

No honestly, I'm sorry.

But you should have seen the look on your face.

It's standing over there.

Right, I play professionally.

Hmmm.

One can live off of that?

Apparently.

And yourself?

I'm studying Chinese linguistics and literature.

To be an interpreter, or...

No, no, interpreting is way too stressful.

I'd rather be a cultural attache or something.

You know, big villa in Beijing

and tons of cute little Chinese servant girls.

With martinis.

Oh.

Ideally, yes.

May I ask you something?

Fire away.

Do you know Jonas?

Jonas?

Yes.

The man who lives here.

But you live here?

Excuse me.

Are you feeling all right?

I mean, seriously.

You've been living here like forever.

Here.

Never seen him before.

Your boyfriend?

Or ex?

That doesn't look like a recent photo.

You've never seen him?

Not in the last few months.

What about me?

Hey, maybe you did hit your head back there

and I didn't see it.

Or did it happen before I came?

What was going on?

What's up with your hand?

Wow,

that looks shitty.

Hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, come here, come here.

You need to relax,

maybe take a bath.

I'll come by tonight, okay?

I never wanna be like that,

abandoned or so old

that I have to live in a retirement home.

Old.

Hello?