Your Favorite Martian Club Villain

It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to

A brand new club in town, a disco teque I'd heard about through

A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure

And then we rolled up and saw Koopa workin' at the door

He waved us in, and we randomly met

The Mr. Hannibal Lecter, he was handlin' records

In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection

To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and the Witch was

Booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon, right next to Side Show Bob

Being shot from Blackbeard's cannon

That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'

Up in the dance club partyin' with all these villains

I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'

I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains

All these villains

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss

I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks

And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula

The two were making out and touchin' tentacles

And Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound

They were checkin' out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown

Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. seriously

And Megatron, he was gettin' it on

He was drawing a crowd, and they were callin' out loud like:

Go Megatron!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I looked up and saw Venom doin' Jager Bombs on the ceiling