Troublemakers (Botte di Natale)

My dear son Travis. As you can see -

- I have learned to read and write since I last saw you.

When was it?

Well, at least it's been a long time.

You were never as good at reading and writing as you were at shooting.

So you've got a poor man, a pretty lady or a child -

to read the letter aloud to you.

As time passes, a mother begins to worry about her two boys.

Are they married, do they plow their own land?

Or are they still gambling and stealing horses?

Christmas is approaching.

A time of bells ringing over road and path, and families gathering.

And it's time you got the treasure your father got out of the gold mines.

“So I want you to get hold of your brother Moses—

– who, by the way, has not spoken to me –

since I released his stolen horses.

And I want you both to come home. Kind regards, mother."

You're not that good at reading, kid.

Take the money to the schoolmistress and get yourself some lessons.

Don't bother Travis, guys. He is the West's fastest shooter.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Keep the change.

A feather. – A lollipop.

Fair trade. Honest Indian.

– Hey, Travis! - Are you still here? You had to go to school.

- Do you still do what your mother says? - Yes, and I will always do that.

BLACK JACK

Now set me free. Mom and Dad can't do without me.

None of my business, tax girl.

Hello, this way!

Do you have a good reason to stop me? I'm Black Jack.

I have been assaulted. He took my horse. He was fast.

- And raw. - What did he look like?

He was quick on the trigger. He said he was the best.

- No one is better than me. - His name was Dakota, and he took that road.

Where? – Here!

- Thanks. - Take his horse and ride home.

- What happened? - Nothing special.

It must be the heat. You got a little sunstroke.

I am the best! Across the US!

– All of you... – Yes, in the hum with you.

Along with Dakota, Mortimer, Kansas Kid and the whole bunch.

Stop that noise. This is serious!

Sam Stone is guilty of bank robbery, kidnapping, disturbing the peace -

– horse theft and non-payment of tax.

- Take him where it hurts the most. - Hats off to him, Harvey.

"And the Lord said: I am the resurrection.

He that believeth in me shall live, though he die."

- Are you a believer, Sam Stone? - Shut up!

Get away with it! You interrupt the priest!

Show some respect to a dying man. Release!

- Ready... - You're ruining my aim, bitch!

– Hurry up, Stone! - You are arrested!

- Who are you? – Your only friend, apparently.

I free you and we go our separate ways.

4000 dollars.

Stone can't be worth that much.

You must have missed the post office in town this morning.

A villain freed him and gave me a soap eye.

- I'm sorry. - I would watch out for Stone.

I'm looking for a bounty hunter named Moses.

- Do you know where I can find him? - No.

- Where did you get this from? - We dont know.

And if there was nothing else, you'd better get out.

– He is the least... – The one who is as big as a bear?

- Yes, it is him. - We don't know him, Joey!

Sheriff, he's the one who lives in the shed on Dusty Peak.

- I was about to win. - Yes. Thanks Joey.

- Who's asking? - I am his brother.

He will probably be happy to see you.

It was like... Five of the toughest criminals out there.

- They were not easy to get hold of. - I guess you want the bounty.

200 for each, times five... That's 600 dollars. Now I have to...

Don't touch me by the nose!

Five men and $200 each, that's 750!

750...

Your brother is looking for you.

- My what? - Ask him. I wasn't here.

- Yeah, you were... - Tell him, Joey!

There was a guy here who said he was your brother. I said that...

Calm down, Moses. Let go of little Joey. You never said you have a brother.

I don't have that either. And if he comes back, shoot him!

- You didn't tell me where I live, did you? - No...

Pardon. I was about to take it with me.

And I was about to win!

Sheep!

- How are you, father? - Jump up, Junior and Jessica.

- How many have you hit in the head? - How long will you stay at home?

How many had to go to the doctor? Dad, look at my pony.

– Is that how you do it? - Look, father.

You spit and hit! What will the children become?

– Bounty hunters. – What about horse thieves, father?

It is said to be forbidden.

I'm going upstairs. - Me too.

Who Has Been Eating My Beans?

- They are almost finished. - I'm hungry now.

- The Lord says, patience is a virtue. - That's why everyone is starving in the Bible.

- Moses Junior has air in his stomach again. - You don't have to worry about that.

The doctor gave me this medicine, but he won't take it.

Moses...

- Yes? - Is it true that you have flatulence?

- Were you going to drink all that? – Now remember: only a spoonful.

- It sounds better already. - Did you catch all the bad guys?

Look.

- It's barely enough for Christmas. – Sam Stone?

Who gave it to you?

I got it in town. There is a $4000 bounty on him.

We could really use them. We need tuition fees -

– to Jessica and Zachariah, who want to go to college in Boston.

Elizabeth and Sarah will study creative subjects. Mary Lou wants to study photography.

Jesse and Mark are going to kindergarten, and Junior is going to have extra help.

They only need to learn how to ride and shoot.

Moses, it's 4000 dollars. It's your job!

– Sam Stone is not my work. - Why not?

- Because I say so! - Is it because he is very fast?

– What do you know about it? - I know what you know:

- One man is faster than all others. - Your brother. Uncle Travis!

He has put the clogs! Your uncle Travis is dead!

But if he were alive now, you two could be partners.

Partners? Never!

Well, if he was alive... But he's dead.

- How did he die, father? - Do you want all the details now?

- How did he die? - Yes, how did Uncle Travis die?

Bloodthirsty children. Let me see...

One day, Travis' luck ran out.

He fell in love with a girl who was betrothed to someone named Ringo.

So Travis and this Ringo decided on a duel.

At sunrise, young Travis leans over –

– and starts walking down the main street.

But suddenly he discovers that he has forgotten his slider.

Also?

Travis didn't care. He continued straight towards his opponent.

With his idiotic laugh.

But Ringo wasn't lost behind a wagon. He grabbed him by the throat—

– and began to strangle him. Choke him, strangle him...

Until it was over with poor young Travis.

- Are the prayers not finished yet? - Janie, those beans were really good.

– Good to see you, big brother. - Say it's a lie.

– Kids, say hello to Uncle Travis. - Hello, Uncle Travis.

– The fastest shooter in the West. - He has been brought back to life.

– More beans, Travis? - Yes please.

Here. Who has lived two prayers?

Mom says it's a sin to leave food on the plate.

He came right before you. We wanted to surprise you.

- It must have worked! - When is he leaving?

Don't say that to your brother. He even brought this with him.

Dad, are you and Uncle Travis going to catch the ugly man together?

Since Travis is so miraculously alive again, you must keep your promise.

Dad always keeps his promises, Mom.

Have another portion, Travis.

Moses, eat now. You have been asking for food for half an hour.

You two probably have a lot to talk about.

– Do they drink the beans? - It looks like it.

Mom, Uncle Travis wants to talk to us.

Listen up. It will be a long journey.

As a master card reader, you have to make sure everyone gets there for Christmas.

All of us at grandma's house for the first time...

What a blessing. Does Moses know this?

He doesn't want to come home to his mother after she reports him for horse theft.

- How are you going to get him there? - Who knows?

If he's after Sam Stone, I'll probably come up with something.

Snap, snap and Merry Christmas!

- It's good to be together again. - We are not together again.

An old friend told me that only one thing matters:

Peace and forbearance that I had before you came back.

But I tipped you off about Sam Stone, and I thought that…

Do not do that. Just listen.

Only one of us decides here, and that's me.

All the boring little towns here –

– does not change. They continue to be as they are.

And as soon as we capture Stone, you disappear.

- Yes, big brother. – Stop calling me big brother!

- Yes, just brother. – Only big!

– Do you two work together? - No.

- Yup. - Do you know anything about where he is?

No. – Typical.

Nobody knows where he is. He appears when you least expect it.

Look!

If the rook beats the queen, there is checkmate.

- Came. We don't have time for chess now. - The tower!

- And you were about to win, Sheriff. - I know!

You should have had your horse shod before we left.

He'll be done soon. I can wait here while you get the provisions.

You get the provisions while I wait here.

You decide. - I like that.

- The provision shop is over there. - Does it do it?

That's the way to do it. When he started, he only got it this far. Hello.

So, those ladies. Ready Set...

There was a false start! Come back!

Rogue! What do you have to say in your defense?

- Do you want to bite? - Take care. Are you crazy?

Or are you dreaming?

It's a five inch cane.

You bad man!

Step aside!

Let me in. I have to take care of my animals.

But you have to look at my hen.

- What `s wrong with it? – It lays square eggs.

Stupid, mr. Dodge!

- Shouldn't the two of us get married? – Move away from my door.