Imprisoned: Survival Guide for Rich and Prodigal

- You damn kids and your streaking! - Sorry, lady

Shame on you!

Have you got the address? I'll come pick you up

Hi, Auntie! (Argot for swearing)

Screw the address! There're guys want to kill me!

Just around the corner down the hill. Come quickly!

He's over there! Hold it, stop!

Hold it, stop!

Did anybody see the plate number?

What he looked like?

I could recognize his buttock

Lean and firm, very solid

Yeah, that's right

Solid

Solid!

- Solid! - Boss, don't!

Solid!

Island South

One of the priciest area on earth

The only place fit for my high-end living style

Eyes straight ahead. Move it

The morning paper said a rich brat

was going to jail for drunk driving

I'm that rich brat

If you ask how I felt?

Right then, not much

Because I was still high

One diamond watch

A set of keys. Cash. One wallet

Your earring! Take it off!

People seemed to be talking so loudly

And that's not rude?

Don't move!

Once I was in new uniform

got my hair cut

and had photos taken

I started to feel like

I'd entered a whole other world

Why were my legs shaking?

Because my cabinets were about to be searched

And we all know what that means

But what most don't think about

are the three directions involved

In, Up, Down

Pay attention! Stand straight!

Dang, brother. What are so jumpy for?

We're about to be cavity searched

Who wouldn't be scared?

In this day and age? Cavity searches?

It's all X-ray scans now

Hakken Lam, you're up

Okay

Nelson Yu, you're up

Sir, the machine's down

Hey! I already passed it

We'll do it manually

- Got it. Switching to manual mode - If the machine is down, you can fix it.

- He said manually, didn't you hear? - I already passed!

Sir, it's working again

You heard him, it's fixed!

Let go, or I'll file complaints!

Complaint? Oh, I'm so scared!

Are you?

Oh, sure

My hands are shaking now

So scared, I'm going...In!

Up!

Down!

Damn, relax

The worst is over, it's civilized now

simpler then what you're thinking

I hoped that search

was the end of my nightmare

and not the beginning

I bet your impression of jail-life, like mine

came from that movie "Prison on Fire"

That it's a horrifying place

filled with thugs

But I never expected

the inmates looked the same way as the movie

Hey, let me in, let me in.

- I'm good for two smokes - Beat it, roach

How many times did we tell you?

Get lost

Twenty in the hall, all accounted for, Sir

3602438, Hakken Lam

Armed assault, two years

3609981, Nelson Yu

Reckless driving, eighteen months

Hey, Szeto

Yeah

Show some respect!

Certainly

Sorry, sir

Debrief these newbies for me

Yes, sir

Over here, you two

Stand straight and listen up

- Stand closer, Dummy! - Stand straight!

The rule here is there are no rules

You guys follow orders. Don't screw around

When the officer is here, listen to him

When he's not, follow what I've said

Because I'm the boss

- Understand? - Got it

Anything unclear?

All clear

Move it

Sharpen up

Move!

Boss...Hey, buddy. What group you with?

Group?

Oh, you're not a made man

Let me tell you

Don't try to pretend you're a made man

Making up gang cred will get you busted up

Hey, Roach

No threatening the new guys, got it?

We're civilized in here

Just giving him some advice

Mister Roach

what's that older guy over there doing?

Oh, making a joy bag...a bubble tube

You mean...

For jerking off

So...a love cup?

But don't you worry this thing now. I'll watch your back

A lot of people here respect me

Thanks so much, Mister Roach

Don't call me Roach

Only Szeto can call me that

My last name is Ng

Just call me Ng Jai, got it?

Move it, Roach!

Always in the way

Sorry, sorry

Attention!

The Chief officer is here

Let it go

I want to clarify something for you all

You already know Hakken is in for assault

But he's also accused of rape

The witness never showed in court

so that charge won't stick

That's it

No further details

Hakken, right? Rapist?

Rape?

The name of the Chief officer is Lik

You can tell by his shit-eating face

that he loves messing with us

$0 you got grabby, eh?

What kind of girl did you feel up?

Tell us about it

Just a private model

Oh, taking dirty pictures?

They couldn't prosecute! I'm innocent!

Hold it! You can tell your defense to the judge

Sorry, but I hope you understand

Unlike the jury in court

In this cell we run a different ruling system

But, we do still have a jury

Jury? Your verdict is?

Beat him to death!

Goddamn it!

The verdict hasn't even been handed out

Don't you know that there is due procedure to follow?

Don't you know?

I thought you said they were civil?

Of course they are

but punishing sex offenders...

he's got it coming

Let's do this again

Gentlemen of the jury, your verdict is?

Beat him!

Wait, wait, wait

I'm gonna take a piss

Let's get out of the way

You don't want to get caught up in that

I, Zhang Fei

command this bridge! (Singing lines from "Three Kingdoms")

Actually, she'd already agreed to a hand job!

But I just couldn't control myself!

Couldn't control yourself?

The great general can stand this...

no more!

One moment!

What the heck are they doing?

TV series "Three Kingdoms" has been very popular lately

Everyone's totally into it

Brother Zhang Fei, he is in our jurisdiction

If you insist on taking action on him

surely we should come to an agreement, yes?

General Zhou must have a grand opinion on it?

I would not say a grand opinion

But it seems you are insistent

So I, Zhou Yu, will not stand watching the attack from a far

Why not rally all the generals

and vanquish the villain Lu Bu earnest!

It'll be a good show!