Haseena Maan Jaayegi

give it to me.

use your credit card, brother.

i have no ration card and you talk of credit card! pay cash.

my life has no credit so how can i pay cash?

- i thought you had cash. - me? i thought you had it.

- look in your pocket. - mine?

- why did you come if you had no cash? - i thought you had it.

- if i had, why would i ask you..? - give me whatever you have.

fine. i'll give you what i have.

- y ou'll pay the rest. - all right.

- what is this? - that's all i have.

i won't like to do the dishes after eating this lovely meal.

let's go lalita.

shakti kapoor will pay our bill.

- do you know him? - i know his wallet.

will you pick his pocket?

i'll make you manisha, the best heroine!

- three and four. - but the bill is 3 50.

a tip of 50 bucks won't hurt us.

now let's return his wallet.

are you crazy? w e didn't get caught in flicking it.

what if we're caught putting it back?

are you worried? then i'll do it.

must be honest.

i'll take your screen test and your voice test.

i've cancelled my shooting for today.

today i shoot with you..

y our room is 1 1 9.

- let's meet in the evening. - come inside!

y our wife is at home. what are you doing?

what are you doing?

leave my hand darling. i'll beat him black and blue.

i explained lovingly but you wouldn't understand!

by the way i'm sorry..

tore.. ! ! !

the business of these gangsters is strange.

they call up people and take money from them.

make a call and make a crore!

if 7 people have been called, what if the eighth is called?

y ou mean we make the eighth call?

no money to eat and you talk of mobile!

i have one coin. w e'll make a call from the pco.

- whom do we call? - seth amirchand.

the name is kunj biharilal.

give the line to amirchand!

- who are you? - tell him it's brother!

it's brother! y ou.. !

hello, how are you?

- y ou are hardly seen... - stupid ass!

the day you see us, you'll be up!

y ou... ! ! !

sir's brother seems strange..

sir, it's your brother.

my brother? how did he take birth?

not only did he take birth, he's grown big enough to curse.

who dares to curse me over the phone?

y ou think you're an emperor?

y ou... !

keep 20 trunks ready.

- y ou... ! - i don't deal in trunks.

don't you know a trunk is a lakd? w e want 20 lakds!

- y ou... ! - 20 lakds?

- what for? - don't you know, you have to be a hood to survive?

open your ears and listen.

keep the money ready near the gateway of india at 4.

or we'll turn you into india gate!

what did your brother say?

call the commissioner.

all right. go to the gate with 2000000 at 4 tomorrow.

i'm asking for help and you're behaving like their commission agent?

- be patient. - the question doesn't arise.

whenever such a situation arises my boss' brain goes grazing.

if you don't go with the cash, obviously they won't come.

- then how can we nab them? - y ou think my boss is a scapegoat?

listen..in the olden days people hunted lions.

and used a goat tied to a tree as bait

the police think you're that goat!

w e have no other alternative.

what's the guarantee that you will nab them?

y ou will have to trust us.

okay, i'll trust you but come well in time.

don't come in the end like in the films.

nothing like that will happen.

will this old man come with the cash?

there he comes my brother.

- aren't 2000000 less? - w e'll call and ask for more.

what are you doing?

they have come before time.

- if the police don't come..? - 2 things can happen in a lion hunt.

either the hunter kills the lion or the lion kills the goat.

- am i a goat? - i just said it.

- go and give them the bag. - no sir!

- do you want your job? - do i resign here or in the office?

- y ou'll resign? - do your own work for once!

coward!

- go, sir. - i'm going!

go ahead.

- give the bag. - i won't!

what are you doing?

sonu run! he's brought police handcuffs along with the cash!

what are you doing?

what's going on? i never saw such a scene!

don't these names of sonu and monu sound familiar?

not familiar. they sound right to whom they belong!

move the poster!

where have they gone?

the old man must have never thought he'd lose 2000000 in a go!

first he cried for 20 bucks. now he must be sulking away!

the old man must be thinking one call and he lost 20 lakds!

he used to cry for 20 bucks!

and he gave 20 lakds in 20 minutes!

hope he won't suspect us.

if he was so smart, he wouldn't give birth to 2 sons like us!

he would've strangled us as soon as we were born!

looted your own father! v ery dastardly act!

he's our father, the money is our father's! why are you in pain?

where have you brought us?

to your bad days.

i'm your father!

get out!

aren't you ashamed to be driving a taxi despite being so wealthy?

i could drive an auto to nab you!

- y ou'll go to jail now. - don't send us to jail.

- why not? - w on't you feel ashamed?

aren't you ashamed to cheat your dad? y ou'll be jailed for 7 years!

w e know what we must do in such a situation.

- what? - forgive us!

let go! i'll fall! my pant will fall off. okay.

but you will be punished!

from today you will sleep outside the house in the garden.

y ou'll get only 50 bucks as pocket money daily.

eat drink and be merry.

- he talks as if it were aishwarya - urmila in a small packet.

- what did you say? - nothing. shall we take the bag up?

w ant the bag?

- masala dosa again? - what to do?

- for this money this is all you get. - do something.

it's been days since we ate good food.

- do something. - can't think.

arranged, brother.

eat this for us.

if i eat this, what will you eat?

give us this tiffin and you eat the masala dosa.

- great idea. - terrific!

but it doesn't seem to be enough!

check the next. it will have biryani.

biscuit in this too.

open the third. that one will definitely have biryani!

- share it. - 3 biscuits in a 3 foot box!

my wife and mother have put me on a diet.

if you're dieting, why did you make us diet? fool!

- this is not fair! - y ou'll suffer!

w orking for your father is like suffering!

- pick me up. - god will take you!

- he's gone. - do something. i'm famished!

nothing can be done.

it can be done! 44 year old submissive pretty girl...

w ants a groom. no age bar. dowry will be given.

isn't she to old for us?

- not for us. - then? - for daddy.

mother!

where is jamnadas?

i am he. and who are you?

praise be the lord who made you the bride's side and us the groom's.

- but what does it mean? - y ou gave an ad in the paper.

a 44 year old pretty girl wants a groom.

for my sister. w e need a groom.

w e need a bride for our father.

in our childhood, when we were wetting our nappies, mother died.

give us our mother!

brother..

- mother! - what is this? - where are you going?

they are the already born sons of your to-be husband!

get up or i'll burst into tears at your sorrow!

- whose boys are you? - seth amirchand's.

an indian woman never takes her husband's name.

get used to saying, hey!

the kids say such sweet things!

w on't you give us some goodies?

of course. get some sweets.

mummy and uncle, shall i say something if you won't take offense?

- y es. - y ou say.

- give a token to us. - the boy's side gives it.

give it brother. i accept this match.

i don't have change!

i'm giving. so much of love.

look in the garden.

say something.

are these luxuries possible in 50 bucks?

it would have been possible in the last birth not this one.

find out whose wrist they have slashed.

can't open this.

sir, jamnadas is here.

who is he?

- what a house! - what opulence!

will my marriage be fixed here?

- don't worry. - please come sir.

stop here. and meet her.

will you stop?

good day brother-in-law. i'm jamnadas and she's my sister.