My Father's Will

You're a terrible.

Is that a complaint.

You're an animal.

- Claude, will take you home, okay?

Hughes is after us again.

Good morning, Mr. Olivetti.

- Tell Estelle to get Dunbar on the phone.

Yeah, Dunbar has filed

for another 200,000 shares of Odell.

That son of a bitch.

- I don't care if his wife has the Ebola virus fire him.

- Excuse me Mr. Dunbar, Ferro Olivetti is on line six.

Ah, Ferro.

It's about time you called.

I thought you might be buried under an avalanche of models.

Well, you think this is funny,

turn your hearing aid up, Odell is mine.

- Let me give you some advice, Ferro,

don't get emotional about business.

- My advice to myself is not to be a thief like you.

I don't make my money by bankrupting widows.

- You know, even dot com billionaire should know

when they've had it.

Buy another 500,000 shares.

- That'll take another 60 million.

Just put in the order.

These need signing.

- The guys from Thompson are waiting for the tax meeting,

and Dora Hughes is in the lounge.

- Tell Dora, I will see her at my party,

and you can handle the meeting.

- This is the second time. - You can handle it, Lawrence.

- I've got mascara in my eyes

Oh, Steve.

Hey, how you doing?

- Hey. - How you doing?

Hey sweetheart, - How are you.

How are you?

Ferro, long time.

Cassandra.

- Oh, you smooth bastard, look at you.

Look how swerve he is. - I threw a ball.

the hair, yes sir.

Here you go.

Let's toast to my party.

- To your party, man. - To the party.

- Yeah. - Sorry to interrupt, sir,

it's a call from Italy.

Oh, probably is my mother.

Hello mama.

I'm sorry to be calling with this news.

What's wrong?

It's your father.

He's very ill.

He's been asking for you.

My name is Ferro Olivetti.

I grew up in Italy, extremely close to my father.

After college, I went to United States

and was very successful in the dot com world.

While my father was impressed with my quick success,

he worried a lot that with the wealth

and the women around me,

I would never discover true love.

Checkmate.

- There is a first time for everything.

I've beaten you before.

Ah, maybe I let you win.

- Years ago on one of his visits to America

I'm proud of your success.

- I owe it to your help and trusting in me, father.

Thank you.

Always remember, Ferro,

victory is empty without humility, respect, and charity.

Welcome to Roma.

Please, remain seated with your seatbelt fastened.

Ferro.

Ferro.

Mama.

Mama. - Ferro.

Oh, I'm glad you're here, Ferro.

Doctor say it's matter of hours.

I'm here papa.

Bene.

Good.

Good, I.

You'll be fine, papa.

I'm glad you came.

I have a last request.

What papa?

- It will be very hard for you, I know.

Whatever it is.

I want you to go far away

for a month with no money.

Don't use your name.

Why papa?

Don't ask me.

Promise me, you'll do it for no less than a month.

Don't make any future promises.

- Relax, we'll talk about it later.

No, no.

No, there's no time.

Promise me.

I promise you, papa.

Good.

Okay.

I love you.

Yes.

- Lawrence, I must leave for awhile.

- You've only been back for two weeks.

Yes, I know.

I must go.

How long will you be gone?

30 days.

What about Dunbar?

It's gonna be all right.

I'll contact you.

Claude, I need your license.

You take mine.

Pardon me, sir.

Your license.

Yeah, give it to me.

Take the tray for you?

May I have another serving?

Watch where you're going.

I'm so sorry, sir.

Give me some champagne.

Right away, sir.

Ladies and gentle man,

we are experiencing some turbulence.

Please, remain seated.

No, no.

Thank you.

Can't you bend down?

Yes, sir.

- Hey you, give me another napkin.

Yes sir.

Hey, hey.

- I don't like this give me the filet mignon.

Yes sir.

No, no.

That potato is no good

- Bad potato, bad potato, bad potato.

Now it's a good potato.

Hello, Mr. Curtis.

Hello, my ass.

Why the hell are you late?

- There was an accident on the expressway.

Why did they send you anyway?

- Your wife called, she said you fired your houseman

and she was busy,

so she asked me to pick you up.

Yeah, busy my ass.

What happened to your clothes?

- Cut the chit-chat and just drive.

- With all due respect, Mr. Curtis,

I'm a real estate agent. I'm not your chauffeur.

- Hey, I like to apply for the job.

Hey man, We hired a somebody,

we don't need a nobody.

Ciao.

Hey, what can I get you?

A glass of water please?

Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Laura.

I'm Claude.

I haven't seen you in here.

Out of town.

Business?

Sort of.

What do you do?

A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Where are you staying?

Here and there.

- Well, I hope you have a nice day

wherever doing whatever.

- Wait, did I say something wrong?

What did I say?

Let me guess you like olives?

Penny for your thoughts.

- I was thinking I don't have a place to stay tonight.

Pita Banger.

Claude Reno.

Did you say banger?

Go, go to the bedroom.

I'm gonna slip into something more comfortable.

Oh boy.

Tired.

- What, hey? - Come here big boy.

Hey.

Hey.

Listen, Rita.

Pa, P, Pita.

- Okay listen, Pita, this is very embarrassing.

What?

I can't.

Don't tell me you can't get it up.

Yeah.

Oh, no problemo.