True Lies

Monsieur Brunner.

Honey, I' m home.

Roger that. Copy at the boathouse.

Right on time.

Faisil, get your butt in here. Harry's inside.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I' m coming.

- Were you born in a barn? - Whorehouse.

Uh-huh.

You got your fur coat razor blade there...

and a bunch of guys with guns.

Hmm.

I'm switching to sub-vocal now.

Check, check.

It' s talk radio. You're on the air.

That guard nearest to you is moving away.

He's at the service door. He's inside.

Excusez-moi. Monsieur?

All right. Have you seen Khaled yet?

Yep. There he is.

How come billionaires are always short?

Jamal...

Excuse me.

Colonel, how are you? It's so good to see you again.

- It' s been a long time. - Terrific.

Who was that guy?

Could you hold this for a second? Thanks.

You should be crossing the main foyer...

heading for the stairs.

Mm-hmm.

OK, keep moving. Keep moving.

I' m in the library...

and I' m heading out to the second floor balcony.

Modem in place.

Transmitting now.

Affirmatory. It's a good hookup.

These are encrypted files. It'll take a few minutes.

Uh-huh. I got your password.

Magnificent, isn't it?

Yes, quite.

I thought I knew most of Khaled's friends...

but I don't believe I've met you before.

No, we haven't met. I certainly would remember.

Renquist, Harry Renquist.

Juno Skinner.

Juno Skinner. Juno Skinner.

Come on. Come on.

Juno Skinner, arts and antiquities dealer...

specializing in Ancient Persia.

This is Persian, if I' m not mistaken.

Very good. 6th century B.C., to be exact.

Do you like the period?

Oh, I adore it.

Alarm! Alarm!

Harry, we got a problem. Guards are going apeshit down there.

Acquired most of these pieces for Jamal.

Do you tango?

Mmm. Oh!

Tango?

Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy.

You copy?

Don't be stopping to smell the roses now.

You got to get out of there.

Yes! Files are unlocked!

Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm in. I' m down, baby.

I got my hand up her dress, and I am going for...

Just copy the goddamn files, OK?

Wow. And I thought this was just going to be...

another bunch of boring bankers and oil billionaires.

Harry, seconds count, buddy. Ditch the bitch.

Unfortunately, I have to leave.

I have a plane to catch.

Oh.

Well... call me sometime.

My offices are in Rome.

I would like that.

Son of a bitch is with her two minutes...

and she's ready to bear his children.

All right, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?

I' m going to walk right out of the front gate.

Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.

Sir?

May I see your invitation, please?

Sure. Here's my invitation.

Aw, shit. Here we go.

- Slight change in plans. - Hal

Stay.

We're en route to the lower rendezvous point.

I repeat... backup rendezvous point.

Watch it! Watch it!

It' s called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Harry, do you copy? Whoa.

I got it.

Shit!

Whoops!

Aah!

Oh, my God.

Whoa! I got it, I got it, I got it.

- There he is! - Shit!

Hi, guys.

Oh, yeah, that worked good. Right out the old front gate.

Can you lean back a second?

Let's go. We can still make our flight.

All right, that's it for Mr. Renquist.

OK, go.

All right, we got Harry Tasker billfold...

Harry Tasker passport, ticket stub, hotel bill.

I got two postcards here from Geneva.

Got some house keys right there...

and I' ve got a souvenir Swiss snowing village.

- What's that for? - For Dana, stupe.

You know, bring your kid home a gift.

Nice touch. Pick me up tomorrow at eight.

Will do.

The debriefing is at ten-hundred.

Mm-hmm.

See you at eight.

OK. Hey, Harry. Did you forget something?

What a team.

All right. Sleep fast, buddy.

Hi, honey. How was your flight?

- It was fine. - Good.

Brought you a little gift from Switzerland.

Snowy village.

Wow. Thanks, Dad. I've never had one of these.

You're welcome.

You're late for school. You better get going.

- Don’t forget to feed Gizmo. - OK.

It' s pretty lame.

It' s pretty lame.

- I' m late. - Me, too.

How'd it go at the convention?

Did you make all the other salesmen jealous?

It was fantastic. You wouldn't believe it.

We were the big hit of the show

with that new model ordering system...

the six-eighty I told you about.

You can write up an order...

and as soon as the customer's name comes up...

you see what his credit line is...

what he's ordered in the past...

what discount he's gotten, every little detail.

Sounds great.

It' s fantastic. I love the computer business.

Listen, the plumber called.

He says he has to dig under the slab or something.

- It' s going to cost $600. - That's OK.

Well, it's not OK. It's extortion.

So what did you tell him?

I slept with him, and he said he'd knock off $100.

That's good thinking. Bye, honey.

Hello.

Dana!

I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Morning. Go to school.

Sure, Dad.

Thanks, dear.

Check these out.

Check 'em out.

Where's the image coming from?

Got a CCD camera and a transmitter...

in a pack of smokes. Pretty cool, huh?

Mm-hmm.

What the hell?

- Bye, Dad! - What's she...

Dana! She's ripping you off. Dana!

I knew it.

Dana!

Dana!

Let's go!

Can't stop, I' m late! Bye, Dad!

Shit.

Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

I got married three times.

I was never dumb enough to have any.

She shouldn't be stealing. I taught her better.

But you're not her parents anymore.

Her parents are Axel Rose and Madonna.

The five minutes a day you spend with her...

can't compete with that constant bombardment.

You're outgunned, daddy-o.

It's not just because you're a bad parent.

Kids today are ten years ahead of where we were.

- Morning. - Morning, Mr. Tasker.

I' II bet you think she's still a virgin.

Don't be ridiculous. She's only...

- She's 14. - She's only 14.

Her hormones are going like a fire alarm.

It's even money, she lets that physicist on the bike boink her.

Not Dana.

Denial- - it's not just a river in Egypt.

She's probably stealing the money for an abortion.

Why don't you open the door?

Or drugs.

Twenty here, fifty there.

I figured my wife's scumbag boyfriend was taking it.

He takes everything else. Never a beer in the fridge.

- Thought you moved out. - I had to move back in.

My lawyer said it'd give me a better shot...

at getting the house in the property settlement.

Don't change the subject. You still owe me 200 bucks.