Fantasy Mission Force (迷你特攻隊)

Our four General have been captured.

If this news disseminates,

Our sentiment will be adversely affected.

Be quiet.

The best way is

before the news is known.

We have to save our General.

The agenda of today's meeting is

who will lead our task force?

Agent 007

is on duty in South Africa.

The bald detective

has defected to the enemy.

King of Snake is dead.

Rocky is not suitable for this military action.

Captain Hei-hu retired

to form a family.

Who is he?

Captain of Devil, Duan-hun.

His bravery is well known.

This is not a job for ordinary task force.

I don't think so.

I am General Qiang-chun, this is General Tang Mu-shen.

I told you the back story on the phone.

According to the information, General Si-wei is being held in Luxembourg.

In four days time, Japanese will

take back to Japan for propaganda.

I order you to organize a special task force.

Capturing the hostage in four days time.

Remember, our mouth is shut

whatever happens.

I love everything that flies in the air or crawls on the ground.

Send me the best food, I will take all.

My friend, send me the best food.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

My stomach is full of crabs.

I have a good appetite.

Ha, ha

Give me a dozen of beer on ice.

I can take more than ten pieces of steak.

My friend, send me the best wine.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

My stomach can take all kind of food.

I have a good appetite.

Delicious food, ha, ha.

I enjoy the food and drinks, the bill are yours.

Oh, I am your dad.

Dad.

Don't move, this is a robbery.

Cut it off, I give up.

It's all yours.

Don't be cheeky.

Yes.

Oh, I thought I was a dead meat.

I got a job for you.

You got the right man.

I can manage all jobs.

We are not ordinary Joe.

Damn, you did it on purpose.

So what?

Forget about it.

What? You can't leave after having my food.

Who are you?

I know who you are, it doesn't matter who I am.

Cao Shang-fei, the escape specialist.

What do you want?

According to the escaping record,

you did New York six times, London three times, China eight times.

You escaped within a day

in Japan, is it right?

So you know

why do you bother to take me in?

You can't escape for your whole life.

I can delete your escape file,

as long as you promise a thing.

Really? Forget about a thing.

I can promise a hundred things.

Fool, I know you would run.

Say it, what do you want me to do?

We want to make use of you to help someone escape.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to

this fight being held at the National Square.

The one coming out is the Japan Killer.

The next one is King of Orange from New York.

Our music is unbearable.

Bear with it for doing Thai boxing.

We got the band from the cinema.

What? Cinema?

Laugh.

If we win,

we will be rich.

Yes.

You look smart.

Take it, we have a full house.

You take it.

Take it easy.

Take it.

Two pieces of laxative will do him.

Have you got it?

You are next.

It's not right, I hate you.

The fight begins.

Wait...

ls there any rules?

No.

Cow, pick yourself up.

I am leaving, I am out.

Look at that money; it is ours if we win.

Come on.

Cow, come on.

No.

Cow, we are rich.

I am rich.

Cow, run for your life.

This is my life saver.

If you carry on like this, you can't run away.

Stay where you are?

This is illegal gambling.

This is a fifteen years sentence.

What? Fifteen years.

Ten years.

Five years.

It will soon be fifteen years.

You are not guilty, you are free to go.

Yes.

There isn't enough evidence, you are freed.

Thank you.

The more the better

It's enough for us to be rich for a while.

Last month, you used the same trick

to make a lot of money.

I am leaving.

You know coming back.

It has been a year.

I won't leave this time.

I have heard it too many times.

I mean it this time.

I can swear, do I look like a liar?

Do I look like a liar?

If you lie again, I will kill you.

Take it easy, I won't leave you again.

Listen.

I have met so many women.

I like none of them but you.

What? What did you call me?

Xiao-hui.

Nicy.

No.

Yes, I got it, you are Lucy.

Say mum.

Lei-Ii, you are up early.

Would you like breakfast?

Hay, you still enjoy fooling people.

I just want to test if you have gone rusty.

Oh yes, there is a job for you.

But, I can't do it.

Get someone else.

What a pity, I got Sun and Cao Shang-fei.

We can make money out of it.

Oh, Sir.

Sir, to be with Sun and Cao Shang-fei

and making money, I will do it whatever.

But you got woman, what about her?

She, I... don't know her.

Please.

This is nice, full of lives.

This is war, go on.

Oh, mind the flying bullet.

Mind your hand.

You are surrounded.

Give up your arms,

and surrender, this is your last chance.

Otherwise, we will fire.

Who dares to move, I will kill him.

Wait, what do you want?

This is a matter between us.

It's not your business, I will leave with him.

Retreat.

I don't want to harm any of you.

Please.

She will fire.

Again.

We can talk this over.

Shit, there is nothing we can talk.

Who do you think I am? I warned you already.

I am not kidding.

Lei-Ii, it's full of people, it's not worth it.

I am full of explosives.

If you want to play tricks, we will all die.

Get in the car.

Sir, I don't know how to drive.

What?

Rubbish, start the car.

Rubbish, start the car.

I got him.

Entering the barrack and taking the hostage, this is a death sentence.

Death sentence?

It's only a life, it's up to you.

Sir, you must let her go.