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Next item is Friday's alumni dance.

How's that progressing.

I've emailed every former student who's not in prison

or jail, everyone remember there's a difference.

Our alumni are touchy about that.

What's the difference?

You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you.

They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor.

Do you believe half your own politics?

Yeah.

- Yeah. - I'm still trying to find a good DJ.

By which I mean figure out what makes a DJ good, or bad,

or different from a phone or laptop.

Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?

Good question.

When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, I said, yes.

What did I really mean?

These are yeses and nos in the chart.

They appear to be the same.

However,

I think you'll find,

that within some

eggs is the truth.

That should have been a dollar bill.

But I'm no magician.

I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint.

Okay, pushing that meeting.

In other news, campuses across the country including this area

have been seeing a dramatic rise in guerrilla marketing.

Why did they need marketing, they're amazing.

That's guerrilla with a u.

Got it.

I'm talking about undercover advertisers that blend in with the public

while covertly marketing certain products.

They can advertise things without you knowing?

Is that legal?

It sounds like brain Windexing.

It is legal.

It's mostly harmless, but I would like to protect some of our

more impressionable students from being unduly influenced.

So if you see anything let the Dean know.

Okay, don't freak out.

Someone just told me that Honda has released some kinda super

vehicle called the Honda Fit.

It's a small car with a big personality that can handle anything

life throws at you.

Why am I standing here talking about it?

I have to find a Honda dealer, school is cancelled.

The Honda Fit is happening.

It's finally happening.

I'm just going to give this school's assets a quick freezy wheezy.

Is this meeting over?

I think so, but sometimes we just hang out and say funny stuff.

Have fun with that.

Oh.

Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us as much as we like him and

each other?

He probably doesn't know his role yet.

I mean, is he black Pierce, old Troy, or Shirley without a giant purse?

I haven't exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since Troy left.

That's not true.

It's not just me, you guys have been boring too.

Okay. I just gotta ask.

What was so special about this Troy person?

Did he own a rainbow?

Was he the group's pharmacist?

We don't like to talk about it.

But you often do.

I'm a problem solver give me information.

I'll handle this.

Troy was very gifted at steel drums.

Steel drums.

Interesting.

Well, this has been a great meeting.

I'm off.

That won't pay off immediately, but it's gonna pay off.

And that Jeff, is the truth.

Did you lose the egg you put the dollar bill in?

That's how it works?

Britta.

Remember that guy you were in love with, but your love was torn asunder

because he was the human incarnation of a certain sandwich franchise?

- Sub... - Don't say it.

Don't ever say that name without compensation.

I know how much that experience hurt you,

which is why I'm warning you that I just saw him in the parking lot.

Aah!

Breathe, the self destructive part of you wants to run straight to him,

but we need to be smarter than that, right?

Right.

Thank you Annie.

Now I have one more class, but if you can wait 40 minutes I will meet you.

Nuh-uh.

See, I don't just fling myself into the wild.

The hub of a quality camping experience is a safe and reliable generator.

You know what, I'll talk to you girls later, right.

Stay inventive and enthusiastic.

Thank you.

Britta.

- Sub... - No, no, no, no, no, that's my sandwich name.

I'm my own man now.

I'm a free, reliable, quality man, named Rick.

Hi, Rick.

Oh. That's for half of my heart.

And that's for the other half.

And this is for being the reason there's two halves of my heart.

Can you actually crouch down a little bit 'cause you're taller than my

instructor and I'm only a yellow belt.

No, Britta, it took me this long to gain my freedom.

I never stopped thinking about you.

And you touched me in ways no one ever has.

Nice.

I came back for you.

You did?

Hey, Rick.

Look what I got.

Oh. Great, Dean.

Yeah.

But where's your Honda Fit?

Oh, I drive a CR-V.

The Fit combines the efficiency of a sub-compact with the versatility to

take whatever life throws at you.

Yeah! That's what you said!

That's me!

Can the CR-V not take what life throws at it?

Yeah, but the CR-V has durability and storage.

Okay, that makes sense.

I bet my bank has a grace period.

I'm going to get a CR-V!

Are you guerrilla marketing for Honda?

Shh!

You're not allowed to know that.

I'm useless to Honda, if anyone knows.

Unbelievable.

It's the same story all over again.

I disagree.

You know, I think it's a whole new story.

I have a beard now and an identity.

Selling Hondas is just my job.

And they make great products that I'd wanna sell anyway.

So can you have a girlfriend?

That's what I thought.

Then, see you around as a friend.

As friend, Britta,

can I at least show you the CR-V's easy fold-down 60-40 split rear seat?

For 15 minutes.

Then, friends for real.

Great news.

The steel drum thing paid off?

We invited Elroy to meet us in the study room for a game night.

He said, yes.

Yeah! Are you gonna play pretty please, will you like us more?

That'll warm him up.

Better. In celebration of Elroy's life peaking in the early 90s,

The Ears Have It.

The classic game of whose ears you have, which ears have it, and

whether you have those ears.

We're work-shopping new hand shakes.

You guys realize it's just reinforcing his aloofness.

If you want someone to like you, you don't get to know them.

You sit back and wait for them to notice you're cool.

What are you? 13?

What's the age allowance on The Ears Have It?

Seven and up. Then I'm six.

I must say, you've become more reliable and durable.

Mm-hm, I hope we could do this again.

No, Rick, I want a normal relationship.

I want to experience brunch in public.

I want a non-financial reason to text my parents.

I want to tell another person how to dress.

We can have a relationship, we just have to follow a few simple rules.

Rick?

Are you in there?

You have to hide.

The windows are fogged over.

Are you napping heavily?

I can't hide forever.

No, but you can hide in comfort.

There's 35.2 cubic feet of cargo space back here.

Please, Britta.

Dammit.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Ta-da.

Why choose, when you can Hond-oose.

Oh, and that blower that was just an impulse buy.

Wow, Dean, you know, one vehicle's enough for one person.

I guess I know that in my head, but I can't shake

this fear of losing even one small part of what Honda has to offer.

My God, you're level seven susceptible.

What?

Nothing.

- Nothing, I... - Look, Rick, whatever that is, you can tell me.

I'm on board.

Yes.

Yes, you are.

Am I found in Africa?

Yes, and San Diego, and The Bronx.

A woman?

Am I large?

Am I elephant?