Bring Me an Avocado

(sighing) Okay.

Okay.

You ready for mine?

- No growling, it's gonna freak 'em out.

Oh come on, a little spook

here and there builds character.

I could barely breathe in this thing.

You ready?

- Yeah. - Okay.

What was that?

I want ice cream for breakfast too.

Eh, maybe on your birthday.

Ready?

- Happy birthday baby. - Thank you.

You sure you got this?

You go enjoy a relaxing day with Jada.

I'll make sure these mutants get to where they need to be.

Right on schedule.

Is she on her way?

Sure is, boss.

And I've got my two partners here

skipping school to help daddy.

Jada, it sounds like you're in the car!

Hey little ladies.

I can't wait to see you guys tonight.

- Hey, you sure you got her busy until five p.m., mamie?

Who you think you talking to, papi?

The car!

- All right, well then I'll see you tonight, jefe.

Hey, Greecie!

Don't call me that.

Hi sweeties, you two feeling party ready?

They sure are.

I can pick them up after school

in case you need some extra time

to figure out what to do with all this.

Well, actually Greecie,

the girls are feeling sort of sick.

They've got a case of

I-wanna-plan-mommy's-birthday-itis.

That's hardly a reason to skip school.

Careful George, in case they don't get an education

they might turn out like you.

Well actually, Greece bag, I didn't ask

for your permission now, did I?

But if you want you can check up on them

at around four p.m. before the big surprise.

I'm the princess!

Bye Aunt Greecie.

Hey, Greece bag, get excited!

This is a party you're actually invited to.

Just rip it open.

- No way, look at how pretty the paper is.

You're giving me anxiety.

I will bring you a whole roll later

if you just put me out of my misery.

I'm almost done.

Oh I love these!

Thank you so much.

So how's the book deal coming along?

(sighing) Well, you have to have a book

to have a book deal.

We're gonna have to start buying

the cheaper toilet paper.

Should I sound the alarm?

No, I trust him.

He's good at what he does.

I trust his process.

And George always delivers.

With a little help from his friends.

I mean what kind of friend would I be

if I let you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper?

Just let me know if you ever need any.

Thank you.

Hey, I mean I can't let you have

toilet paper crumble all on your booty cheeks.

Oh.

Maybe it's time for me to try something new.

Woohoo!

I made it.

Happy birthday, my love. - Thank you.

Oh whoah.

Oh my god.

Why do they smell like that?

Shut up.

- How long have you been wearing those socks for?

What was that for?

A little holy water, disinfectant.

Wow, woo woo!

Thank you.

Let's do karaoke.

Yeah right.

You know I can't do that.

My babies are making me dinner.

- Well your biggest baby should be throwing you a party.

He's had plenty of underemployment time

the last few months.

Can I just pull the birthday card

and ask you to shut up?

Yeah, drop it, Griselda.

Thank you.

Oh.

Thank ya, Jada.

My treat.

All right.

Sweet, thanks.

I start paying student loans next month so

it's going straight in the piggy bank.

Okay.

Are you sure you don't wanna come over?

No.

I'm having a beer for dinner.

Well thank you for today, my loves.

Hey, cheers!

Yup.

Oscar-worthy?

Overkill.

Now, let's go see if George knows how to throw a party.

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh, shh ,shh ,shh.

Baby, baby.

Hey babe, I'm less than a minute away.

Less than a minute away?

Oh baby I failed, you're gonna beat us home.

Just stay out of the kitchen, okay?

The girls worked so hard on dinner,

they'll hate you if you don't wait.

Okay.

I love you too.

See you soon, bye.

Keep walking.

Okay.

What you got on you?

- I have my wallet and my keys and my cellphone.

I don't have any cash, you can take everything.

Shh.

Bet you got more at home.

My family will be home any minute.

I have two little girls, please!

Hurry! (breathing heavily)

Surprise!

Is there any update?

No, you know I can't tell you

until you fill out some of this paperwork first, okay?

You have to have been registered, we need you to--

But do we know anything else?

Do we know when she's gonna wake up?

What's happening, is she out of surgery?

- The doctors are doing the best they can, okay?

There's nothing I can tell you right now

other than we're taking good care of her, okay?

And I need you to fill this out for me.

So she's out of surgery.

She did lose quite a lot of blood.

As of right now we have her in intensive care,

we're watching her very closely.

But as of right now, I'm afraid she is in a coma.

And now what?

We wait.

I'm very sorry.

All right.

Call me if you need anything.

You sure you don't want me to stay?

What?

Do you want me to stay?

No, no.

We have to keep a strong front for the girls.

They need to know that she's coming right back,

no big deal.

Yeah, but I'll see you all at the hospital tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, okay?

Business as usual around here.

All right?

Yeah.

Hey, you need a ride?

Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

Oh my god.

Thanks for the ride.

Thanks for the company.

You scared us with the loud music!

That's so mean.

Breakfast time, baby.

We've got a lot to do today.

Today we're gonna go

decorate mom's hospital room.

Yeah, we're gonna grab everything we can think of