We Bare Bears

Hey, we're not in the center. Turn back.

Oh, boy.

I've been waiting two years for this movie.

I've been playing the trailer on loop as I sleep.

Shh!

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Welcome to the feature presentation.

Please be courteous.

Turn off all your cellphones,

and refrain from talking.

Thank you.

Oh, this is the part where he finds his father.

Oh, and at the end of the movie,

it was his brother the whole time.

Well, what's wrong with everyone?

I couldn't hear a thing.

Dude, why is everyone so rude?

Ice bear wants his money back.

Sir, we respectfully request your attention.

Theatre 9 has become a cesspool of rowdiness.

Ice bear heard wrappers. Not hip-hop.

We implore you to restore order.

I'm sorry.

I can issue you a full refund,

but I can't refund the way the world is.

But you're the manager.

If anyone can do something, you can.

There was once a time when movies were special to people,

when people acted with dignity in this public place.

Going to the theatre was a loved and time-honored tradition,

but that was a long time ago.

Well, what if we helped?

How could you possibly accomplish such a task?

We'll go into the theatres,

we'll shush them with all our might.

Ice bear will shush unshushable.

And we'll be completely hidden wearing these suits!

Where'd you get those?

They're for our interpretive dance class.

This looks like it'll be tight.

Are they one-size-fits-all?

They're perfect!

These uniforms will strike fear

into the hearts of noisemakers everywhere.

Finally, once again,

there's a chance to restore order to the world of cinema.

Now go, and make the east bay cinema 13 proud.

Listen up.

It's our duty to make this theatre a safe haven

for movie lovers once again for our children

and our children's children.

That was beautiful. You should write poetry.

What makes you think I haven't?

But how can you do it? You're just one man.

Shh.

Hello?

Shh!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh. I think flowers on a first date are perf...

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh. Shh, shh.

Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh, shh, shh.

Shh!

Shh.

Yeah!

Wow, that was amazing. It totally worked!

Ice bear believes.

We did well, brothers, but it's only the beginning.

Behind each one of those doors is a new challenge

waiting to meet true shush-stice.

We just got to pick the next one to shush.

Ooh! You guys! This movie!

It's the last one of the trilogy!

It's a love story between two vampires and you...

You guys look like you don't care.

Good idea, panpan. Let's split up.

Away! Huh-huh-huh.

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh.

What? I was just coughing.

Shhhhhh.

Jared is so beautiful. He's prettier than me.

Yeah, I know.

This is our year, Christopher.

Jared.

I hear there's more kissing in this mo...

Shh.

It is I. Christopher.

Yet another cold night alone and unloved.

But no matter what happens,

The rain will always

be my friend.

We want Jared!

Shh!

Shh.

Shh!

Shh!

I know to you I may seem cold and unfeeling,

but it's only because deep down, I yearn to be loved.

Ugh. That Jared is so phony.

Oh, Jared.

Shh. Don't root for him.

He doesn't deserve eternal love like Christopher does.

Shh! Team Jared!

Shh! Team Christopher.

Jared, you're the greatest.

When you leave, my heart weeps.

Stay with me, my love.

Oh, Jared.

You knock me off my feet.

Shh!

Ooh!

Shh.

Ugh, unbelievable.

Remember, Laura, if you ever drown,

I would dog-paddle my way to your heart.

Oh, Jared. You are so perfect for Laura.

Shh! No, Jared's evil, Christopher is king.