All Hands on Deck! (À l'abordage)

ALL HANDS ON DECK

Shit, my train!

- You ok? - Yeah.

Sorry, we don't have time.

My train is in an hour.

Does she have pretty hair?

Beautiful.

Nice teeth?

She has big cheeks.

- Big cheeks? - Yes.

That's nice. It's because she's young.

Mind if I help?

Not at all.

Sometimes you don't want help because you walk well.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Do you want your pills? - Please.

It's a very good idea or a very bad one.

Ok, but do you think it's worth risking it or not?

You have to take risks.

Or you do nothing and that's terrible.

So I go for it?

I go for it.

- It's best to do it. - Yes.

It's best to do it.

It's either good or lousy.

It could be good.

Exactly. And if it's lousy, then you'll know.

But you have to go.

There.

Where is it?

Between Montélimar...

Montélimar and Valence.

I see.

I know that part of France.

That's nice. Is she with her family?

Yes, she is.

But I won't be with her family.

I'll be at a...

I won't stay with them.

No, certainly not.

It's not right.

You have a hotel, or a room?

Exactly.

Do you think she'll be pleased to see you?

That's the question.

I hope so.

- What? - I hope so.

That means you think she will be.

Yes.

I think so.

Félix!

Sorry to drop by but we're taking off.

Yes, I heard.

There are a lot of trips on now.

Mountains, sea... We're short on gear.

We'll take anything.

Two tents would be great. We're two big guys.

And my buddy snores.

Understand?

It'll give us privacy.

Naked in the river

Come in.

Can I help you?

It's my grandmother.

She wants a discount card?

No, she lives back in Africa.

Well, lived.

Spit it out.

My grandmother's really sick.

She's dead.

Sick or dead?

Dead.

When?

Last night or this morning, I'm not sure.

The time difference.

You want time off?

To go see your family?

That'd be good.

Five days, say?

Maybe a week's better.

A week...

Take a week.

Thanks, boss.

But when your grandma really dies, Chérif,

don't bother asking.

When your exams start

and you want flexible hours,

remember to ask nicely.

Knock on the window.

Edouard? Sorry we're late.

What?

Who are you?

Your carpool.

I expected girls, Felicia and Cherifa.

That's us.

What?

I don't like being fooled. What is this?

We used a girlfriend's account.

We take the same space.

Sorry, it's not the same thing.

You carpool to pick up girls?

What? Bullshit.

Hold on, this wasn't planned.

I could report you for using a fake profile.

Could you stop eating?

You'll dirty the seats.

Hi, Mom.

Hello, kitten. Everything ok?

Can I call you in five minutes?

- Drive safely. - Yes, Mom.

Watch your speed.

I'm sunbathing by the pool.

The crickets are chirping.

- What's that? - Nothing.

Is someone with you?

Mom, can I call you later?

You got my curtains?

They're in the trunk.

You darling.

I can't talk, I'm driving.

Call me later. Lots of love.

Love you, kitten.

Carpooling without telling Mommy, kitten?

Naughty boy.

I can leave you at the next rest stop.

The kitten has claws!

That breeze feels good.

Nothing like the wind in Paris, huh?

It's from someplace else.

- Get it? - You're off...

Can't wait to get there.

We'll get there and then what?

I turn up,

I go see her...

She'll be shocked.

"He's here?"

She'll be shocked.

Totally shocked.

First thing you do in a town like that,

you go to the river.

See what I mean?

We'll get to the river around 7 or 8 pm.

We'll have it to ourselves.

We'll go for a swim...

Naked, of course.

We'll make love like Mohicans.

Shouldn't you tell her you're coming?

My big idea is to surprise her, ok.

She's been on my mind since that night in the park.

I'd tell you about it, but with kiddo here,

I can't go into detail.

If I'm bothering you, say so.

You've got a nerve.

You arrive late, lie... I'm not your chauffeur.

You talk like I'm not here.

He's pissed.

Yeah, I'm pissed!

On a ride-share, you're friendly, take an interest in others...

You can join in, kitten.

No worries.

You overheard our conversation.

Surprise or not?

No idea, I don't know her.

You don't need to.

He only knows his mom.

You can't say without that?

Have you got a photo?

Smart guy, he wants her data!

Hold on, he needs a photo too.

I'll show him a real woman.

Look.

What do you say?

He's flatlining!

The guy's st-stuttering! He can't speak.

She's pretty.

We know that.

But she looks feisty.

The guy sees.

He senses photos.

Yeah, give her a surprise.

We agree.

She's worth the risk.

Hear that?

Check out the wild scenery.

Unbelievable!

The foliage, the pebbles,

river and mountains too.

It's a total paradise.

I said it'd be paradise.

It's not bad.

It's so pretty!

Don't we go through town to the campsite?

My GPS is telling me

straight on.

Can't we check the town out before we go there?

A 30-km detour

and you want the dude to give us a tour?

For his culture.

Maybe there are sights here