Fanfan

Here. St. Valentine's Day is today.

Go on. Open it.

They're Ome-zingly comfortable.

another one of your jokes?

No.

Wait...

I'm speechless...

We've always had such big dreams.

And you give me slippers for St. Valentine's Day.

Don't be unfair. I thought you'd like them.

Call them "house-shoes",

if it makes you feel.

What are you doing?

Tinkerbell!

Alexander, I put lavender-scented sheets.

in the yellow room. Good night.

Come out.

Come out. I know you're there.

Do you always rob by hopping through windows?

How do I know you're not the robber?

Me?

Yes, you! What the hell are you doing here?

I'm visiting Ti and Maud

and you're eating my yogurt.

I'm Maud's granddaughter.

Fanfan.

So you're Fanfan...

I'm Alexander.

I don't have a key, so I used the window.

I'm soaked. It's pouring!

It's funny Ti and Maud never introduced us.

Maybe they were scared to.

Can you help me?

But of course, Miss.

Why couldn't it?

Mammy said you weren't God's gift to women.

You're well-informed.

She mentioned you again a few months ago.

We were discussing men unsure of their virility.

I was Maud's example?

Take a lucky guess.

You saw me behind the curtain?

No, I smelled you.

Rowing here made me sweat.

There was a strong current.

Sorry.

No, you smell good.

I'm a "nose".

You make perfumes, like Maud?

Not yet.

I have to pass my exams next month.

I study at school's Maud...

at Maud's school!

I'm pooped. I'm going to bed.

There's just the yellow room.

So?

There's just one bed in it.

We're not wild animals!

You're right. There's no problem.

We're not animals.

Aren't you undressing?

Usually I sleep naked.

If you insist on wearing something, take mine.

They're for man.

Thanks.

When Ti went Blind,

did you really visit him

at the hospital blindfolded?

Fanfan...

I know I'm ridiculous, but...

I can't sleep in the same bed as you.

Did I scare you?

Yes!

You're going to sleep on the floor?

What scares you most: me or yourself?

Goodnight!

Grapes?

No thanks.

Taste...

Fanfan.

I'm not hungry for anything.

Goodnight.

Pleasant dreams.

Alexander...

are you sleeping?

I'm trying to.

I'm muggy.

How about going skinny-dipping?

Do I scare you that much?

I'm tired. I want to sleep.

The sea is freezing.

What ever you say.

If you change your mind, I'll be on the beach.

Mammy...

Why didn't you introduce me to Alexander before?

What do you do when you see a nice cake?

I gobble it up.

Watch your waistline.

for once.

Hello.

Sleep well? Yes.

Can you help me make the bed? Sure.

Tonight, I don't want to repeat

last night's mistakes.

I agree.

I prefer the left side.

Do you mind sleeping on the right?

Hold on.

Last night we had no choice.

Today we'll plan ahead.

Exactly. So I'll take the left. Let's go.

Where to?

To my hideout.

Fanfan?

Where are you?

Fanfan...

give me that key, don't be silly.

When I was little.

I came here to relax all alone.

Now I want to relax with you.

We won't do anything for 10 minutes.

That's all...

Lie down here.

next to me.

Give me that key.

What do you think?

That I brought you here to hump you madly?

Not at all.

I just want to feel comfy...intimate.

It's your choice. I'm not forcing you.

Okay.

But just 5 minutes.

Aren't we comfy?

Can you hear the birds?

Where is the key?

Listen to the birds.

Enough. Let's go.

I'll be back by 10.

You're not eating here?

I have 1...2...3... ninners tonight.

I can't say no!

Ti, is today the 8th?

Yes.

Shit!

I'm having lunch tomorrow with Laures's parents.

I completely forgot about it.

I have to leave now.

I'll hitch a ride back to Paris.

I have a set to finish.

No thanks. I quit.

Poor Fanfan has no charm at all!

And less grace than a cockroach.

She's gloomy.

As exciting as a meter maid.

A retired meter maid. Areal wallflower.

Stop.

I'm back. Your Lordship.

How's tricks, Roger.

It's Jacques.

Can you bring your cardiology notes

to the hospital tomorrow?

Tinkerbell!

Darling, it's Laure. I'm at my Parent's.

For 5 years now,

we've stuck it out together.

I don't want you to blame me

for frustrating your libido.

So I'm giving you a call girl.

for the night...an Italian.

At least it will be purely sexual with her.

At this very moment, she is in our room.

Naked.

She's waiting for you.

Go on! Go ahead!

You have my blessings.

Miss?

Is someone there? Si!

There's been a misunderstanding. Get dressed.

But I am dressed.

Be a good girl. Be civilized.

Put your clothes back on.

Anyway, it's too late now.

I've been here three hours. I have to go.

Laure? What were you up to?

Incredible!

After 5 years, you didn't want to cheat on me?

Just a little?

Were you testing me?

Maybe.

I was dying for sex.

Don't surprises like that titillate you?

Can you do up my zipper?

Alexander, I'd love to, but I'm in a rush.

Thanks.

Where are you going?

To my parents'. With you.

Hello.

Greetings, Alexander!

Close the door. Damned drafts!

They say I'm a hypochondriac, but it is chilly.